Knights, Let’s Smash Them

75 – Bless this wonderful coastal city! (5)

Alcohol is a problem.

It really can’t be a love-hate relationship. It’s really nice when you eat, but when someone gets so drunk that you can’t even control yourself, the world resents you.

“Where are we going?”

“I’m going to bed.”

The captain, who usually had a few screws missing, got drunk, and it felt like all the parts inside his skull had been disassembled, let alone screws.

Sometimes he used short words, and then he used honorific words.

He didn’t even seem to know what he was talking about.

Would you just scold me with a confession?

Even if I do that, I think my memory will be erased cleanly tomorrow morning.

It wasn’t just Xianne who was in bad shape.

Vice-captain Emain quickly snatched Lilia, who was wandering the corridors like an undead, and returned to her quarters.

Lonz didn’t wake up no matter how much he tried to wake him up, and Heinz shook her head with a sorry expression from the employee.

Well, they’ll take care of the clean up and put it in the room.

As I said before, a luxury inn is a luxury inn for nothing. It was clear that the after-sales service would also be neat.

What can I do now that the excitement has been ruined? Let’s go back to each room and sleep with DB.

First of all, I’ll throw the knight commander on the bed and go.

“Here…… Was it Room 203 or Room 5?”

There were too many rooms. I was slightly drunk, so I couldn’t remember where Xi’an’s room was.

“Director Xianne, what is your room number?”

“What the heck…… ! Why don’t you know! Of course you should know this…… !”

“No, why do I have to know the leader’s room number?”

When I asked again because I was speechless at such an extremely old-fashioned comment, Xianne cut off my arm and stood right in front of me.

“Of course…… Because Lubern is my husband!”

“?”

You really are out of your mind.

The Xi’an I know would never say such a thing. Could it be that he was drunk with hallucinogens? Or a confession?

No, confessing would be a more dangerous situation.

“Let’s get up tomorrow morning, don’t say anything you’ll regret, and go in quietly.”

As I approached to pick up her cyan, she thrust her finger at me with her grim eyes.

“That’s Lucy’s dad! Then of course…… He is my husband, ehehehe.”

Xianne staggered her body with a bewildered laugh. I quickly grabbed her and pulled her back into mine.

Of course, there’s nothing to say if you push Lucy.

But that’s it, and it’s not a pleasant situation at all to be drunk and injecting injections. I grimaced at her and searched her pockets for her room key.

Room 203, that’s right.

I should have done this from the beginning.

I somehow caught her trying to get out of my arms and unlocked her room.

Rumble. When the front door opens, the spacious room of the Mermaid Pearl Suite appears.

It was quite different from the deluxe room I was staying in.

‘Crazy, did it come with a private spa?’

It was a facility that could only be found in a royal palace. Luxurious furniture that allows you to enjoy a hot bath at any time by placing an elaborately crafted magic floor under the bathtub.

We don’t even have a private spa at Count Rupell’s house.

Considering that it was the best inn in the Duchy of Hebron, it was quite understandable.

In fact, it must be a guest room for the royal family or high-ranking nobles from the center who visited Nodarks.

That’s when I was about to leave, leaving Xianne on top of her bed.

Xian Ne grabbed my arm with her chin.

In an instant I lost my balance and fell. Even if it looks like that, it is a knight who has awakened a decent aura. Even pure physical strength is much stronger than me who trained halfway through.

As I fell on the bed like that, I saw blue eyes staring at me.

His eyebrows, visible through his flowing blonde hair, curled playfully, and the corners of his mouth drew a half moon.

Because of her alcohol, her face also turned red, giving off a strangely demonic aura.

Did you know you could make a face like this?

It really can’t be anything other than natural fencing.

In an enclosed room.

A blonde beauty with a seductive smile looking at me spread out on the bed.

As soon as she realized that fact, she felt the blood rushing to her lower legs.

No, I am also a man in his prime. Xianne said that as much as she is a woman who cannot be called unattractive even with empty words, if this is the case, she is really bound to be misunderstood!

“…… Ruber, thank you as always.”

Around the time when the heart is beating in a strange yet sticky mood.

Sianne said that and slapped both hands at my face.

It hurts unnecessarily when my strength is exhausted. At the same time, even the strange mood that had been caught was shattered.

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‘Wow, ruining this atmosphere?’

The fire gun god, which was awakened little by little by the development like a gag animation, stopped operating immediately.

“What are you thankful for?”

“It’s just daa… …. It’s so nice to have the Luvern Administrator…….”

“Still, I don’t feel too bad.”

Fishik.

I burst out laughing.

As expected, he is someone you cannot hate even if you want to hate him.

However, it is absolutely forbidden to be the subject of an injection in the future.

I rolled over and got out of bed, then sneakily tried to run away.

But I couldn’t.

“…… !!!!”

“But why is it so hot…… Hot… ….”

It was because there were armpits and breasts.

I was taken aback by the sight of Xianne starting to undress her out of the blue, so I grabbed her blanket and covered her body.

It was hot inside the room.

But is it right to casually take off your clothes in front of me?

You’re not the Knight Commander who’s usually ashamed of what he’s doing when he makes strange jokes.

Where the hell is Xian Ne, who has been avoiding her for two days because she once said that she was s*xually harassed?

It was clear that someone had taken some strange drug with the alcohol. Addicted to the drug, Xianne made a pact with Asmodeus, the demon of lust.

Give back our knight commander, you devil!

“Why, why are you like this… ….”

As I spoke in bewilderment, Xian Ne turned her head slightly to look at me.

“Oh, that’s right. Executives don’t like armpits. Now, look here.”

She smiled as she raised her arms. A pure white valley dented between her streamlined arms and side breasts.

Again, Captain Xianne was wearing underwear.

The black fabric that supported the very weight she had praised Bernard for was clearly embedded in her eyes.

It is a body that faithfully fulfills the rule that a leader must be heavy.

Knock.

I swallowed dry saliva.

To be honest, isn’t it obscene itself?

Lubern Jr., Who had withered away from absurd happenings and the terrible tropical night of Nodarks, began waking up again.

‘Drinking…… Crossing the line happens more often than you think in everyday life…….’

Besides, this wasn’t even what I was trying to do.

It’s clear that it opened first over there.

It seemed as if a nine-pronged tail was wagging behind Xianne, as if to ask her to come in immediately.

‘Permission to take off…… Did you wake up…… ?!’

It’s complicated in my head.

Are you aware that I’m in the trouble of a lifetime or not?

Meanwhile, Xian Ne raised and lowered her arms, lowered and raised her head, and her whole body could not stay still.

In the end, my choice was to respect rational judgment.

Well, if I had been a little more drunk, I might have really crossed the line.

Xianne is an undeservedly beautiful woman, and she is now. Just looking at that body makes her lower body warm up.

However, no matter how much I thought about it, this was not the case.

How is this different from sleeping?

Isn’t it no different from the one night bugs I hated so much?

No.

At least it’s a mutual agreement, this is a s*x crime that can’t be taken out.

In order to come on vacation and step on a land mine that will destroy the Knights, my honor, and everything I have built up to now, it is in many ways the right thing to not go near.

She politely asked her, “If you’re not rude, can I f*ck you?” It’s not like I’m going to say anything like that.

“Whew.”

“Ehehehe, why are you sighing. Administrator.”

“It’s because I’m so f*cking pathetic that I can’t eat it even if I give it to you.”

I let out a deep sigh and wrapped Xianne’s body in a blanket.

As much as it was hot, I opened the window and ventilated the cool night air.

It was confusing in many ways, but I wonder if it somehow ended.

“Ugh…… But Ruber, I feel strange…….”

The answer is of course.

“Oh please.”

“Ugh, ugh…” … !”

It was ‘NO’.

***

Xian Ne opened her eyes to her blinding sunlight.

When she got up from her seat, she was not in her usual room. Only then did she remember that she had been on her vacation with her knights under her command.

As soon as I came to my senses, my stomach felt bloated and nauseated. It wasn’t just the problem of her stomach that made her feel strange.

Her tiredness weighed down her shoulders, as if she had several of her sandbags all over her body.

There was also a pain like being stabbed in the temple with a needle.

‘What…… ? Was it attacked last night…… ?’

Xian Ne frowned.

All she remembers was that.

A scene where Lonz snorts and lies down on the back of her chair, and Emain and Lou Berne bombard Heinz with all sorts of questions and drink.

Thinking that she would never be able to survive if she got caught up in the tension between the two of them, she moved to the table behind her, along with Princess Lilia, who was in a similar situation.

If you come to an expensive bar and don’t drink anything, that’s why, the last piece of last night was the waiter’s recommendation for a delicious drink.

“I have to get up first… ….”

Sianne got up from the bed.

Slowly, her white blanket slipped down her shoulders, revealing herself wearing only one piece of her underwear.

“Oh.”

Only then did Xi’an Ne realize that something was wrong with her.

She has never slept in her underwear.

It was only natural for her to wear neat nightgowns, as she had to groom herself as a knight even when she slept.

And her sense of incongruity is not limited to her underwear.

A human form could be seen vaguely under the bed across the field of vision.

I cautiously poked my head out to see if it was a corpse, and there lay a pale, thin magistrate lying there, almost like a corpse.

“Kyaaa!!!”

“Ugh…… It’s noisy…… Xian…….”

“What, what what, what!! This!! Why is the magistrate here!?”

Lubern stood up with his joints creaking.

Memories lost by drinking alcohol.

A bright morning.

A man lying on his stomach under a bed in naked underwear.

In a situation where anyone could have misunderstood, Xianne shrank her body inward and shouted.

“This…… Did you take off your underwear too?! Um, I believed…… ! Because I firmly believed…… !!”

What should I do?

He was the one who casually s*xually harassed me last time, but now he has crossed the line. Before being an administrator, he was a human being.

Are you saying he scorned a virgin at will, even while drunk?

Shame to embarrassment.

Embarrassment into anger.

When anger turns to contempt.

A man with a face with thicker dark circles than ever answered.

“Are you confident enough to handle it?”

“What can I afford!”

“What happened last night… …. Do you know how hard it was to change this carpet by myself?”

“Eh?”

When I came in, the red carpet had turned gray. Why is the carpet changed?

“And that too!”

Lou Verne pointed her finger at her terrace, her plain clothes hanging on her drying rack waving in the sea breeze.

It is clear that someone hand-washed it and hung it up.

“Ser, no way… ….”

At that moment, Xianne’s lost memories began to come back little by little.

From the time she patted the seat next to the table and called for Lubern, to the time she was ashamed of herself and said strange things, everything!

Sianne’s white face turned bright red as if it would explode at any moment.

Lubern have nailed it.

“I’m a husband anyway, so what is it? It’s normal for married couples to do things like this.”

“Wealth, married couple…… !!? Husband!?”

Since she said what she said, she couldn’t even refute it and was babbling about it.

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“I’m sleepy, so let’s go ahead with today’s schedule without me. Good night then.”

Lou Verne crawled up onto her bed and lay down next to her, snoring at her and sinking into her sound sleep.

Wearing only underwear was no longer a problem.

Even if she sees herself like that, Lubern’s figure and asking for sleep casually.

The memory of her last night, which became clearer and clearer as time went on, was throbbing in Xi’anne’s mind.

“Ahhhhh… …. Hey, what should I do with this…… !”

A truly catastrophic event.

If only she could go back to the day before, she was Xianne, who would want to cut her own head right away.