Knights, Let’s Smash Them

66 – All in the North (2)

Meeting an old friend after a long time made me very excited. When she woke up from a deep sleep, the fatigue that had gripped her entire body was relieved.

“But what have you been doing? Were you only stuck in Larva?”

“Is there anything else besides that? Have you ever seen a wizard roam freely?”

Yes, it was.

There are wandering knights, wandering mercenaries, wandering minstrels, and at least wandering merchants.

I’ve never seen a wizard wander.

People who don’t really like going out in the first place. All of them are extreme introverts.

Efficient seekers, to put it mildly.

To put it badly, it’s just a shame.

As a result, there were a lot of old bachelor among real wizards.

I have to go out and meet girls, but in the first place, I don’t go out and do my own research all day long, so most of the time I can’t even manage myself.

You can tell just by looking at Bernard right in front of you.

I put on some herbs that are said to be good for hair loss, and it felt like my forehead was widening every time I saw it.

What is pore warming? Every time I see it, the range of pores is shrinking.

“But Luvern, you bastard… …. You can’t do this to me! You traitor bastard!”

“What are you talking about? What a traitor all of a sudden.”

“Someone is messing with monsters in the south right now. You, the magistrate, were playing around with beauties on either side of you?! I knew it would be like this, you deceiver bastard!”

It was absurd.

“What deception is deception, the ratio of females was higher when I was in the Imperial Black Lion Knights. Who was the child I looked at with pity at that time?”

“The Knights of the Black Lion were a bit wrong. Was she Levia, that woman had nothing but her face pretty. Her personality is so damn dirty…… In particular, concave mirrors are poor here.”

Bernard pats me on the chest and laughs. For a moment, I thought of the knight commander who had the same front and back, and almost spit out the beer I was drinking.

“Kuh, keuhuh! Yes, it was. Who was it? Was it Pyrhak? You saw the bastard change her clothes, and you were startled to think that her head had turned 180 degrees!”

“Right. It was. Indeed, that was already three years ago.”

Bernard let out a mischievous laugh.

“But how is it that you know where the blond knight commander is? Do you have a fetish that makes your heart jump when you see the blonde female division commander?”

“Crazy man. Where in the world is such a fetish?”

“Why, there are so many bastards who drive corpses, but this is a fairly sound castle.”

Ugh…….

Just imagining it made my body tremble.

As expected, all necromancers are psychopaths.

“So who is Jeongsil? Or maybe lamb legs?”

The guy’s eyes twisted insidiously, and his voice became sticky.

“Don’t even open your mouth in front of the princess and the captain.”

“Aha~ Those are the two? Well, the little knight is too young…… The red-haired knight had a bit of a business-like feel, right?”

Were you even watching Barbara and vice-captain Emain? What a creepy child. I hated it and fed him a fistful of potatoes.

“How to sew the snout of the space wizard so that rumors spread throughout the empire that it was sewn well.”

“Why are you overreacting? They both have a clear social status, have excellent abilities, have nice faces, and seem to have good personalities…….”

“If you covet it, you die?”

“Look at this pup territory marking. Is it like this? I don’t know if a wizard like me can live with sadness.”

Bernard was sarcastic with his characteristic hoarse laugh.

Hey.

Whether it’s Captain Xianne or Princess Lilia, neither of them would ever get along with you, right?

What are you over there……. Have a flirtation with the 120-year-old spirit sage who works at the White Magic Tower.

She has a pretty face as well, and her skin is also plump because she magically moves in half.

And if it’s hard to get along with people like this, you’re also an administrator.

“Personally, I think the blonde knight commander is your preference.”

“What the hell are you looking at?”

“Aren’t you superior to Levia in every way except your skills?”

“That’s right.”

I didn’t know anything else, but I could understand this at once. Anyone who has ever encountered the reality of Levia would feel the same way.

I answered, taking a quick gulp of the beer in front of me.

“But why don’t you both like them? What remains of first love…….”

Bernard, who had been talking nonchalantly, looked at me in surprise for a moment.

“Oh, um…… Sorry. You made a mistake.”

“What are you going to do if you are surprised by what he said? All right, I don’t really care anymore. Because it has already passed.”

“…… That, right?”

Although I became a bit nervous because of the ignorant guy.

After that, Bernard and I continued to talk while drinking quite a bit. From light recent talk to useless stories.

I didn’t dare to talk about Ah-ryong or follow-up measures for this incident.

Never talk about work while drinking.

Because this was an unwritten rule that we decided before.

Anyway, it feels good to meet a friend after a long time and have a binge.

I was originally going to have a drink with Latheon when the festival schedule is over, but things went wrong, Won.

How many cups did you empty like that?

I started to get drunk too, and I started to spit out words without thinking about anything.

“Our Knight Commander…… Levia’s age is also young, unlike her muchin-ryun, but on the contrary, her efforts are harder, and her skills are really good…….”

“Yes, yes, yes.”

Purely personal impressions. It was always fun to watch the young blood working hard.

And besides that, I can’t leave out compliments on my looks.

“Huh? Mind! The face is also pretty…… And above all, unlike Levia, her breasts are big!”

“Yes, yes.”

“With his thick and sturdy thighs, with that beautiful weight that shakes every time he swings his sword…… Above all, the white armpits are excellent…… What is it, where are you looking?”

Bernard’s expression, which had been nodding the whole time at my words, hardened for an instant.

Shivering pupils.

Your face looks like you’ve seen a ghost, so let’s turn our heads.

There was someone who shouldn’t be standing behind me.

“Chief Xianne?!”

“…… Lubern Administrator, you can’t imagine me looking at you like that…….”

She slowly backed away with a pale expression on her face. Shrugging her shoulders, she desperately covers her breasts and armpits with her hands.

At the scornful gaze, the senses that had been brittle went down neatly.

A siren starts to go off in my head.

“Captain, that’s not it, this… ….”

“Everyone, don’t come closer!!”

Sianne screamed.

“Low quality! Transformation! I’m not going to train with the administrator anymore! Don’t even come out to the training ground while I’m there!!”

After that, wouldn’t it be a quick run out of the room?

I felt the guilt climbing up my back.

My heart sank, and my eyes went dark.

I guess I was f*cked.

That is the conclusion I came to after careful consideration.

From noble mtl dot com.

I’m f*cked.

***

“Then I will return to the Duchy of Hebron for twenty thousand.”

Princess Lilia of Hebron bowed her head and said. A pack of wolf knights dispatched directly from the dukedom stood beside her.

Did you say Jerome Diark?

Because they were as big as the governor of the eastern region, I respectfully sent them off while bowing in the same way toward Princess Lilia and Jerome.

“Because sooner or later we will see each other again. At that time, I will treat you well. To expect.”

“I really look forward to it.”

“Fufufu, I will make preparations that will surprise the magistrate.”

Lilia smiled lightly.

Even though she has such a hard and sharp look, when she smiles like that, you can feel without filtering that she is a lady before being a ‘gray wolf’ of a pack of wolves.

Just like that, the knights of the Duchy of Hebron passed over the hill and disappeared from sight.

“…… Then, shall we depart?”

I struggled to get on the horse in the awkward atmosphere that came like a ghost.

“That, you don’t have to tell your wizard friend, right?”

“……It will be fine.”

Bernard said he was supposed to be here for a while, and he was still rolling around in bed from yesterday’s overdrinking.

I’m not a kid who can say anything about leaving without waking him up, so it won’t matter if I just leave him alone.

“Chu…… ! I’m leaving…… !”

A way of speaking that is conscious of me no matter who sees it.

‘Damn it.’

As soon as I woke up, I wondered if I had a terrible nightmare, but I had a happy circuit, but as soon as I met him in the morning, I had no choice but to intuitively feel that it was reality from Xianne’s reaction.

To think that I became the subject of the height-mohan eyes you see in the anime.

The feeling was so fresh that I almost burst into tears.

The situation in which Xi’an Han has fallen vertically from a trustworthy administrative officer to a perverted haengnamchung.

I’m just grateful that she’s not the type to spread rumors about her in the neighborhood and even publicly execute her.

‘I just have to buy it until time will solve it.’

Thought so, I kept my distance from Xianne and naturally took the last seat in the group.

“Executive Officer, aren’t you coming?”

“Ah…… I am okay. I want to follow you from behind after a long time.”

“What is it?”

I was the one who always ran side by side with Cianne, so when I sensed something strange, I tried to hide behind Vice-captain Emain and quietly drove away.

Fortunately, she didn’t ask anymore.

I was able to safely return to the capital of Petalonto in silence.

“What? But why are the citizens gathered?”

“That’s right. He seems a little excited about something.”

However, the atmosphere in the capital city was quite different from when I first went to war.

The guards guarding the gateway looked at me with envious eyes.

As soon as I passed them and entered the city, the citizens of Petalonto lined up on the street to greet me.

Some villagers sang songs they had never heard before.

“The administrator who catches the dragon, they are the Rupel Knights! Who can stop the passion of boiling young blood! Lai-lai cha-cha-cha!”

“Lairai Cha Cha Cha!!!”

What song is this? It’s a bit of a weird lyric.

Who is the composer??

It was a moment of being dumbfounded at a sight that would have nothing to do with even calling it a victory ceremony.

Since Antonio Tribune, a group of seven vassals, came out to greet us in person, I was able to get a rough idea of the current situation.

“Count Dionaos Rupel ordered to praise the contributions of the Snow Leopard Knights, who successfully defended the territory from the threat of the dragon, and the soldiers who fought bravely against the army of monsters.”

“Also conferring the title of Baron to Magistrate Lubern Alroy for making all of this possible. You have decided to be sealed as the eighth vassal of the vassal, and accordingly, in front of the territories standing as witnesses, the count’s faithful representative, the tribune, proclaims this!”

“Waaa!! Long live Lubern!! Long live the magistrate!!”

“……But why is the magistrate at the back of the ranks?”

“Ah, that… ….”

I couldn’t help but laugh amidst the shouts.

f*ck.

Lubern, why did you do that?