Knights, Let’s Smash Them

Chapter 1

1 – I will live for myself

The Imperial Black Lion Knights of the Volibert Empire.

In the Administrative Office of the Knights’ Headquarters, I heard my name again and again today, without fail.

“Chief Administrator of Luberne! Here’s what you need to sign!”

“I just received a request to review the documents from the Finance and Accounting Department.”

“The Duchy of Antiloch came to inquire about the dungeon management supervision.”

“Magician?”

“Executive Officer!!”

“I am an administrator!!!!”

What is niiyim, nimi sh*t.

It’s already been 5 years since I possessed a novel I once read and passed.

I wanted to live a wonderful life with my heart pounding a little after getting hit and run at a small company somewhere in Ansan…….

I can’t figure out why the familiar scent of Ansan is emitted from the ‘Imperial’ knights??

Look at me.

Although he knew that he was obviously resting, he had the attitude of holding the documents right in front of his eyes.

They say I don’t even touch a dog when I eat, but in the eyes of the head of the administration, I seemed to be worse than a dog.

I stuffed all the bread into my mouth, chewed it thoroughly, and opened the door to the bathroom.

From Lee Bona’s black hair, the smell of charcoal emanated from the head, as if he had eaten meat for lunch.

“What is it?”

“No, chief administrator! What if I do things like this!!”

As Ivona swung her papers, I snatched them from her hands. It was a certificate for the dungeon acquired from the last county of Karlstain.

I quickly skimmed through the documents to see if there was something missing or mislabeled, but no matter how much I looked at it, nothing was wrong.

“Are there any problems?”

“No problem? What’s missing! Here you go, date!”

“The date?”

Imperial Year 334, March 15th.

Right?

I made an expression of incomprehensibility, and Ivona let out a deep sigh. The charcoal scent became stronger. This crazy b*tch, she must have eaten meat for lunch.

“Why is the date March 15th! The papers arrived yesterday.”

“Yes?”

“Of course, the date should be yesterday’s date, March 18th!”

My head hurts.

Are you saying this now?

“Chief Executive, that…… It seems you’ve misunderstood something. The original certificate should be based on the date the contract was first signed. Also, if you look at the date of yesterday, it is written in a small way down here, right?”

As I point my finger at the date written on the corner of the paper, Yvona’s eyes widen.

“Is that so?”

“Yes.”

“No, but if you write the date so small, you won’t be able to recognize it.”

“Of course, I write small. It’s a date I don’t need except when organizing things.”

“All right, all right! So you’re saying there’s nothing wrong?”

I nodded her head, and Yvona quickly took the certificate away and turned her back hurriedly.

I know the map is embarrassing. Asshole.

He is the head of the administration, but his understanding of administration and paperwork converges to zero.

I’d rather have a better understanding of administrative work than the apprentice who joined last week.

I chewed Yvona once and went back to her bathroom to finish her meal.

Of course, the soup I brought to eat with the bread was already cold.

***

“Petra, where did Yvona go?”

“Ah…… Hmm…… I don’t know. You were here before.”

Adjutant Petra, who was sorting out the papers, turned her head around quickly. If Petra didn’t know, he must have bounced off somewhere else.

In the past, I stayed until the official work time to show condescension, but recently it was rare to leave work on time.

Instead, they made me f*cking hate leaving work early.

Well, it looks like she has a boyfriend.

While I’m working so hard here, I’m hanging out with a guy who has the title of head of administration.

I’m going to get mad, won’t I?

But I kept my composure. It was because I was scheduled to leave work on time today.

I decided to go to a new bar in the ecliptic with Rateon, the captain of the 3rd division of the Black Lion Knights and one of the few drinking buddies in this f*cking workplace.

What is life after all? It should be enjoyed.

The position of Administrator of the Imperial Knights is a little ignored here, but when you go out, you’re treated differently, right?

A noble status, where the owner greets you with a ‘Oh, the administrative officer~.’ Whenever you go to a bar.

If you fill your stomach with greasy food after a long time and put some alcohol in your mouth, that’s s*x. s*x.

Besides, as much as Latheon said he would buy high-quality alcohol imported directly from across the sea. My heart was already beating fast.

“But what about the head of the administration?”

“Oh, nothing else, I have to ask about my vacation next month.”

“Ah, if that’s the case, I’ll tell you myself.”

“I’d appreciate it if you would.”

It was also Petra.

The only conscience of the Black Lion Knights.

As much as I’m busy digging around, her chief administrative assistant is also having a very busy day…… Because he was the owner of a steel mentality that never complained and an infinitely broad generosity.

“By the way, maybe, Lubern Administrator.”

“Huh?”

“Are you planning to leave work on time today?”

“By the way?”

“Ah… ….”

Petra’s expression hardened. Oh, it shouldn’t be like this All of a sudden, you start to have bad feelings.

“That, that, uh…… No! Bye!”

“Is something wrong?”

“Ah, an edict has come down directly from the emperor about the expedition next month. The Strategic and Tactical Planning Department asked for help…….”

“When is the deadline?”

“This major… ….”

What the f*ck.

There are only 3 days left in this week, so until this week is the deadline?

Also, it’s an imperial decree. Why are you telling me this only now?

“The knight commander said he missed it. He thought it was an edict issued last time.”

“Oh really… ….”

My hands were shaking. Where is the knight commander who forgot the emperor’s decree?

I wondered how the damned knights were able to obtain the unique title of Imperial.

Of course, he did a great job during the last great war. I know that because I saw it from the side.

However, I think that competence in wartime and peacetime should be treated a little differently.

“I’m fine, magistrate! You worked late yesterday too, didn’t you? You should rest a little today.”

Petra grinned. Look at that clear smile without a handful of malice. It is a smile that heals even the faith in a person who has withered away.

That’s why I couldn’t just watch it.

“Whoa.”

“Oh no!! Administrator! You really don’t have to do this!!”

“If I don’t sleep tonight, I won’t be able to finish it for three days, right?”

“Ugh… ….”

“Because I will review it. Petra, bring some related documents from the Strategic and Tactical Planning Department.”

Anyway, today didn’t seem like a day for drinking.

“f*ck the leader.”

I spat in the face of the blonde woman hanging on the side of the wall as Petra was out of sight.

This is my share of alcohol, b*tch.

From noble mtl dot com.

***

Boom!

The three-day marathon finally came to an end by stamping with my inscription at the end of the document.

It was a little later than expected because the goddamn knight commander couldn’t cheer me on, but he barged in at every turn and demanded corrections.

Still, I was able to meet the deadline in a narrow way.

“You have worked hard, magistrate.”

“Petra suffered a lot too.”

I was stretching all the time, but Petra, who came out of the shower in the sleeping quarters inside the knights, said.

The water wasn’t dry yet, so my hair was moist and shiny.

The ultimate strategy created by replacing everyone in the administration for three days.

Perhaps the moment the emperor saw this strategy, he would raise his decrepit body from his seat and do a three-stage somersault.

Dobby is now free.

Not even the guild leader, nor the guild leader’s mother, will be able to stop me from leaving work early. If you want to stop it, bring the emperor himself.

Just in time, the office door opened and a golden-haired woman appeared.

“Chief Administrator of Lubern?”

“Knight Commander. I was thinking of meeting you.”

I heard that even a tiger will come when I say it.

The leader of the knights, Levia, brushed her gorgeous hair and strode towards me and Petra.

“What about the requested operation plan?”

“Here you are.”

I handed over her papers and she accepted them. She is Levia, who quickly flips through the documents and reads the contents.

Petra looked at her expecting that he would give her a compliment.

Nothing to say.

There’s no way the commander of the knights, who’s as bad as Lee Bona, the head of the administration, would have that kind of consideration.

On the contrary, except for the fact that Lee Bona only had a slight inferiority complex to me on the back of her head—— she at least had a feeling of apologetic about taking care of the work in her place, so she could be considered a nobleman.

Because the leader of the knights in front of me doesn’t even have that concept.

Whether I am chewing her inside her or not, the knight commander who quickly checked her contents closes her papers.

“Not bad.”

“Yes, thank you… ….”

“Oh, by the way, Chief Administrator Luvern? What’s wrong with you?”

“Yes?”

Levia’s expression frowned. A stare that blatantly disregarded people stabbed her whole body. That look in her eyes that instantly ruined the good feeling she had at the end of her work.

“No, I think I smell something. Administrators don’t take care of themselves? That’s why she still doesn’t have a girlfriend~ I think it would be better if she decorated it.”

Levia’s words become a dagger and pierce her heart.

You bastard, what are you talking about?

Who am I giving this sh*t to?

“I don’t like workaholics too much~. Don’t you think so, Ivona?”

“That’s right.”

Her fists trembled. It felt like something that had been compressed deep inside her chest was about to explode.

No.

Already exploded.

“Come on, magistrate…… ? Are you okay?”

“… ….”

Petra asked, holding her sleeve lightly, but I didn’t answer. Instead, he approached the leader of the knights who slowly disappeared without hesitation.

“Captain Levia.”

“Huh?”

Pair—!

Levia’s face turns sideways with her blonde hair. Oh cool

Looking at that tail grabbing the cheek in surprise, I think I’ve been working well under such a bastard until now.

She’s like a selfish egoist.

You didn’t know I was going to slap you on the cheek, did you?

“Lou, Luverne…… !! What is this now…… !!?”

“What the hell is this, you f*cking b*tch!”

Yes, how much I have been looking forward to this day. I cursed and tossed the crumpled envelope I was holding in her arms into Levia’s face.

“I really can’t do it, damn it!”

“Everyone, I thought you would be safe even after doing this… ….”