Taking Marvel back to the Northern Song Dynasty

"Lan...Teacher Lan, why are you here?"

Chen Nan said guiltily and turned around with a somewhat stiff expression.

Lan Yuqin snorted coldly and said angrily: "You bastard, you know how to skip classes every three days. Before I even bothered you, you started to slander me behind my back. Let's see how I deal with you later."

Chen Nan looked innocent: "Great Teacher Lan, I respect you so much, how can I slander you? You heard wrong, you must have heard wrong."

"Stop quibbling and come with me!"

Lan Yuqin didn't let him say any more, grabbed his hand, dragged him and rushed to the office.

Later, both girls laughed.

Especially Su Qingqing, she even gloated and shouted: "Cousin, is your bullshit broken this time?"

Not to mention how depressed Chen Nan was.

If he had known that Lan Yuqin was behind him, he would never have bragged in front of Su Qingqing: "Hey, hey, hey, teacher, please be gentle. Men and women don't kiss each other. What do you mean by pulling and pulling like this? If you don't let go, I screamed!"

Lan Yuqin turned around and glared at him fiercely: "Scream, you scream! I'm warning you, surnamed Chen, my aunt is very angry now, don't mess with me!"

"Is your aunt here?"

Chen Nan asked desperately. After saying this, he felt that he was a bitch, but it was too late to regret it.

"Asshole, your aunt is here!"

Lan Yuqin became even more violent and pushed Chen Nan directly into the office, then locked the door with a bang, grabbed the pointer and strode towards him, waving his hand and hitting him.

This tigress is really showing off her power!

Seeing that the situation was not good, Chen Nan quickly dodged and said, "Teacher, if you have something to say, please say it. Don't hit people. We are all civilized people and what we talk about is the truth. You are a role model for others and you must convince others with reason. How could you do this?" rough."

"Don't hide if you have the guts!"

Lan Yuqin seemed to be furious, pointing at Chen Nan and shouting, and chased after him again.

Chen Nan was speechless.

How does Lan Yuqin look like a teacher? Even the legendary spicy female teacher is not so cruel!

Chen Nandong was hiding in Tibet, while Lan Yuqin waved his pointer to chase him.

Throughout the office, messy footsteps kept ringing, and those who didn't know thought that World War III was happening.

Ten minutes later, Lan Yuqin was panting from exhaustion and sweat broke out on her forehead.

Seeing how tired she was, Chen Nan couldn't bear it anymore: "Teacher, stop chasing me. You can't hit me."

"Humph!"

Lan Yuqin took a sip of water and pounced on him again.

"Fight, fight to your heart's content."

Chen Nan sighed and stopped running. He planned to let her vent her anger by giving her a few blows.

Lan Yuqin grabbed his arm, swung the pointer and hit him a few times. The first hit was quite hard, the second hit was a lot lighter, and the further back, the lighter. In the end, she couldn't bear to hit him, and she was not angry. Said: "You run, why don't you run?"

Chen Nan raised his head: "I can run if I want to, stop if I want to. I have the final say over my body."

"you!"

Lan Yuqin stared at him fiercely: "You're a bitch!"

Of course she could tell that Chen Nan saw that she was too tired, so he deliberately stopped and let her hit him.

You bastard has some conscience!

Most of the anger in Lan Yuqin's heart has disappeared, but she still has a cold expression on her face and sits at her desk: "Tell me, what have you been doing these days? Why don't you ask for leave or come to class?"

"I went to prostitution for three and a half days. I found forty girls and fucked ten girls every night. It felt so good."

Of course this was said by the black-haired chicken.

But the terrible thing is that this unscrupulous chicken actually imitated Chen Nan's voice. Lan Yuqin was just looking at the table and didn't know that Chen Nan didn't speak, so she misunderstood it all at once.

"Snapped!"

With a slap on the table, Lan Yuqin jumped up, pointed at Chen Nan's nose and said angrily: "Chen Nan, you bastard!"

"No...that's not what I said."

Chen Nan reached out and grabbed the black-feathered chicken in his hand, threatening: "Shut up, dead chicken, or I'll steam you later."

"Oh oh oh……"

The black-feathered chicken crows but does not speak.

Lan Yuqin was almost going crazy. She pointed at the black-feathered chicken and roared, "Do you want to tell me that this chicken said what you just said? You think I'm a fool!"

"This chicken really can talk."

Chen Nan pinched the black-feathered chicken hard and said, "Damn chicken, please say something quickly to prove my innocence."

The black-feathered chicken said nothing and didn't even crow.

"Fuck you, talk!"

Chen Nan stared at the black-feathered chicken, but the latter ignored it, which made Lan Yuqin feel that it was really just a chicken and could not speak human language.

"Chen Nan, what else do you have to say?"

Lan Yuqin's anger, which had just subsided, suddenly multiplied and she was even angrier than before. Even if this bastard student skipped class and went to have sex with a young lady, he dared to say it out. He was disrespecting her as a teacher.

While Lan Yuqin was angry, she also felt somewhat sour and jealous.

This guy actually went to whoring, whoring, how could he do such a morally corrupt thing at such a young age!

"Teacher, please wait a moment."

Chen Nan really had no choice but to think that he would be tricked by the chicken. He smashed the black chicken to the ground, then stepped on the chicken's head with one foot, and stepped on it hard with the other foot.

"What are you doing? Stop it!"

Lan Yuqin was startled, but found that the chicken was not trampled to death when Chen Nan stepped down with two feet, and she couldn't help but frowned again.

"Bang bang bang..."

Chen Nan kicked one foot after another, and after stomping for more than ten times, the black-feathered chicken couldn't help but screamed: "Oh, oh, oh... Damn it, Mr. Chen, let me go, Grandpa Chicken is going to die." Falling apart.”

Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.

A chicken can actually talk.

"This...how is this possible!"

Chen Nan bent down to catch the black-feathered chicken and said, "This guy is a hybrid between a chicken and a parrot. Not only can he speak human language, but he also has a super high IQ."

The black-feathered chicken flapped its wings, but it couldn't escape Chen Nan's clutches. "You fart, kid. Grandpa Chicken is a pure chicken and has nothing to do with that bullshit parrot."

Lan Yuqin was stunned.

Even parrots can only imitate human speech, but this chicken can actually speak on its own.

"Teacher, you should believe now that this chicken is tricking me, right?" Chen Nan looked at Lan Yuqin and said.

Lan Yuqin came back to her senses: "Then where have you been these three days?"

"This one……"

Chen Nan's mind was racing, and he quickly found an excuse, and said with a sad face: "Actually, my master died three days ago, and I went back to pay tribute to him."

After saying that, I squeezed out two tears from my eyes.

If Xuan Tianji heard this, he would probably either be angry to death, or jump into rage and scold him for being unfilial and rebellious.