A black doctor from a certain American comic

After cleaning up Mo Fei, Mindy remembered Mo Fei's sudden increase in strength, and said with a cute face to Mo Fei, who was lying on the ground with a bruised face and a bruised face: "Brother, your strength suddenly increased so much, what's going on? Is it the same as your last surge in strength?"

Murphy turned his head and faced Mindy, indicating that he didn't want to talk to you.

"Oh, brother, are you still angry? Don't be so stingy. The Lun family knows they were wrong." Mindy held Murphy's head, turned it over, and said cutely.

Murphy shivered hard, everything was boring... Bah! I was almost sickened to death.

Although Mindy was usually very cute, she had never spoken in that squeaky voice, and Murphy was not used to it all of a sudden.

"Okay, okay, don't talk to me in that tone!" Mo Fei stood up and rolled his eyes: "That's because my Xingyiquan has broken through the Mingjin realm that Mo Youqian said. , so it’s improved a little bit by leaps and bounds.”

"Xingyiquan again?" Mingdi felt that she could hardly understand the world. Didn't the increase in strength come from a little accumulation?

Why is it that there are idiots like Murphy whose strength increases by an order of magnitude every now and then?

According to Mo Fei's progress, it would only take a month or two to fully crush her in close combat.

So unfair!

……

In the morning, after absorbing two rays of innate purple energy from the rising sun, Murphy began to have breakfast.

"Huh? Why is there a letter here?" Murphy looked at the envelope paper beside Mindy's bowl curiously and asked.

"Oh, this, this is a legal tax avoidance method designed by my lawyer." Mindy said calmly.

"Tax avoidance?"

"Brother, you haven't forgotten, have you? We just received 125 million US dollars from Uncle Qi. The money has bank transfer records and is not cash. It will definitely be investigated! If it is not tax avoidance, it will be collected directly. If we lose about 40 yuan in taxes, we will suffer a huge loss!" Mindy blinked.

i. The National Taxation Bureau of Yingjiang, affiliated to the Ministry of Finance, is a professional tax collection agency responsible for combating tax evasion, tax evasion, and false tax payments. It also works part-time to combat criminals, rectify illegal institutions, and maintain world peace. There is only one word in their eyes - "tax"! ! ! All people in the United States, from top to bottom, from left to right, from poor to rich, from good citizens to drug dealers, all their income must be reported! ! Pay taxes! ! No tax! ! If you are found out, I will give you something good to eat! ! !

Yes, all income, including illegal income. i don’t care about whether your income is legal, they only care about whether you declare your income and pay taxes on time! !

Speaking of i's deeds, the most famous one is the case of the gang boss Al Capone. It was 20s Chicago, and Al Capone had taken over the brutal Italian gang from his previous boss.

At the time they had an illegal brewery and transportation connections to Canada. In order to increase revenue, they will directly blow up all individuals and institutions who are unwilling to buy their beer! boo!

In the 20s alone, at least 100 people were killed by them. Others use pistols to fight with each other, while they use submachine guns and grenades. Moreover, Al Capone bribed and threatened to arrest the congressmen who participated in the election. He had no property to his name, so the police did not dare to arrest him. He owns underground casinos and brothels. He kills gods and Buddhas when he meets them. Alcohol alone can sell for 6 million US dollars a year! At that time, other gangsters in Chicago were on the fence and did not dare to fight them with their tail between their legs.

but!

At this time i stood up.

They said, Al Capone, did you not declare your income? Wow, the brewery has 60 million. You are so awesome, little brother. Let us check your business bills!

Hee hee jg.

In 1931, it took me three years to finally find out Al Capone's statements and formally prosecuted him for tax evasion. In the end, Al Capone was sentenced to 11 years in prison.

There is a saying among Yingjiang people that "only death and taxes are eternal." Hollywood dares to blackmail everything, the CIA is a ball, you are full of moles everywhere; the FBI is a ball, you embezzle public funds; the president is a ball, you have Fahrenheit...ahem; but i...forget it, it's time to fill out the tax form .

It is rumored that there are copies of the four hell difficulty levels of "Earth OL", including tax evasion in Eagle Sauce, drug trafficking in Rabbit, being a hostage in Polar Bear, and being the president of the Great Cold Underworld.

Society, society!

The Murphy family cannot escape the clutches of i. Although Murphy does not have a medical license and the medical clinic does not have a business license, his family still pays taxes as usual, but fills out the tax form with other tax items.

Of course, Murphy is not a big fan of Eagle Sauce. He is a staunch member of Wotu, so it is naturally impossible for him to contribute to Eagle Sauce. Most of the medical expenses that are paid in cash must still be hacked... …Ahem!

"According to what is said here, we can donate part of the money to certain charities, buy luxury goods, stocks and other ways to deduct taxes, which can reduce the tax to 20%." Mindy looked at Murphy and said: " Brother, do you think we need to add anything to our house?"

It is impossible to evade taxes. It is impossible to evade taxes in this life. Only by using cash secretly can we barely maintain this kind of life!

Murphy thought about the things at home and said, "How about we buy a car? It's a bit troublesome to always go to the car dealership to rent a car. In the past, our family didn't have any money, so it was fine, but now that we have money, we can buy one." vehicle."

"Okay." Mindy wrote it down on paper.

After breakfast, Murphy was not in a hurry to open the business, and went directly to a 4S store with Mingdi. After all, theirs was not the only medical clinic in Chinatown.

July 7th is a sunny day, suitable for funerals and masturbation.

The process was uneventful. Murphy and Mingdi listened to the shopping guide introduce the performance conditions of various cars.

Murphy and Mindy's budget for the car was about $20.

It's just that Murphy and Mindy didn't expect to meet two acquaintances at the 4S store - Daisy and Kiko!

"How did you two get together?" Murphy's eyes were very surprised.

Daisy and Kiko were also surprised when they met Murphy here.

"We have been friends on the Internet for a long time. After the Seventh Uncle incident was over, we came to meet her!" Kiko said casually: "How did you meet?"

In the seventh uncle's villa, since Mo Fei, Tang Ren and the others were obviously in the same group, when Kiko and Qin Feng were chatting, they had met once and said hello, so they could be considered acquaintances.

"Me?" Murphy smiled and said, "I treated her."

"Cure?" Kiko looked at Murphy strangely: "Aren't you a detective?"