My days at Marvel

Chapter 42 Your joke is a bit cold and not funny

"Oh, it's quite lively so early in the morning." Chen Sifan now understood clearly that the so-called loyal old housekeepers were loyal ladies, and the poor knight fell into the hearts of the people so easily.

"I don't know what I bribed him with, tsk tsk."

Chen Sifan started to think wildly, and a messy scene appeared in his mind. The scene was too beautiful to explain.

"Run, you are so busy!" Zhang Ran shouted at that time, patting Chen Sifan hard and urging him to run quickly.

"Please, how can I run away if you are so heavy, or else I will leave you behind?" Chen Sifan showed a helpless expression. .

"Um, how about I cheer you up?"

"God, come on! A kiss is enough." Chen Sifan looked at Zhang Ran with a special look.

"Go to hell!"

Then Zhang Ran killed Chen Sifan tens of thousands of times with his eyes, the kind that shattered his bones and turned into ashes.

"You talk so much when you are about to die." The eldest lady slowly walked towards Chen Sifan, followed closely by the others.

Chen Sifan didn't move but held Zhang Ran closer with both hands, because she was already struggling to let the two of them escape separately, so that Chen Sifan would have a greater chance of survival.

"Call me Dad and I will show you today how to kill one person in ten steps and leave no trace in a thousand miles." Chen Sifan started to take advantage crazily. After this sentence, Dad called Zhang Ran, Chen Sifan would laugh until he couldn't hold his head up.

"I'll fight you!" Zhang Ran started to speak, ready to teach Chen Sifan a profound lesson!

A second later, Zhang Ran went up and took a bite through his clothes. Fortunately, it was through his clothes, otherwise Zhang Ran would have to come up and touch it up twice more when he saw that there was no mark.

At this moment, the old housekeeper picked up a candlestick and aimed it at Chen Sifan's head, knocking it down hard.

Just a centimeter away from the candlestick above Chen Sifan's head, a burst of fire shot out from in front of Chen Sifan, passing over the old housekeeper's body and burning into ashes. At the same time, it penetrated the entire room, and the flames shot up into the sky. .

"Old Bangcai, you're already old enough to imitate others and become a master... you're not... you're a rebel! Attack the street!"

Chen Sifan couldn't help but look at the ladies and the body of Sir Charlie lying on the ground: "Why do you women want to fight with me? Isn't that third brother good at witchcraft? Come and play some tricks on me. , if it makes me unhappy, you will be dead."

Zhang Ran hadn't reacted yet. Although she knew that Chen Sifan had extraordinary strength, she thought it was just the ability to have a storage space. She didn't expect it to be so powerful. Although the fighting time was short, it was not strong enough, and one shot was enough.

The eldest lady and the second lady stepped back again and again, seeing that the old housekeeper was burned to the ground and there was no ashes left. He originally had a lot of curse words, but now he couldn't say a word. Only the third lady was mumbling in the back and didn't know what she was thinking.

"You cast the spell for a long enough time." Chen Sifan frowned, because he didn't like waiting the most. How could a person who was so impatient that he would play videos at double speed and fast forward when there was nothing wrong, be able to bear her like this?

With a wave of his hand, Sir Charlie stood up from the ground, resurrected with full health. When he opened his eyes, he was surprised: "Am I dead?"

Chen Sifan originally wanted to step aside and give him a kick to make him hurry up, but he thought it would be unsightly, so he instead said loudly: "She is casting a spell. It takes too long and I don't want to wait. You kill her quickly. I have a grudge." Revenge comes with grudges and grievances.”

The third lady was still chanting the mantra... motionless.

Seeing this, Sir Charlie seemed to have seen the martial prowess of his youth. He jumped up in the air and raised his feet to lash out at the head of the third lady. (Why do you always like this action? I can only say it’s because it’s cool!)

Zhang Ran looked at Chen Sifan with curiosity and confusion in Chen Sifan's arms, not knowing what he was thinking.

However, the scene that Sir Charlie had originally foreseen, in which he kicked his wife's head off, did not appear. Instead, it was blocked by a layer of film, and rebounded with great force, knocking Sir Charlie to the ground.

I don't know if it was because of the magical power of the film or because Sir Charlie was too weak. He just lay on the ground and vomited a mouthful of blood. If there was another car besides a bicycle parked nearby, this would be a perfect crime.

Sir Charles scrambled to his feet so that he could feel better on his right side.

Chen Sifan had a dark look on his face: "For real food, I still have to do it myself...it's troublesome."

"Hey, who is that? How do you want to die? I'm very tired from not having breakfast just now. Hurry up." Chen Sifan urged impatiently, saying he was tired but holding Zhang Ran in his hands without any intention of letting go. .

The third lady is chanting a mantra...

After the stalemate for a minute, after Madam-in-law's spell finally consumed all Chen Sifan's patience, Chen Sifan decided to slap her to death.

Before Chen Sifan could take action, the third lady seemed to have finished reciting the spell, and her whole body trembled, and suddenly the sunny weather turned into dark clouds.

"Oh no? Villains always appear like this? You make it difficult for me to explain to the readers." While Chen Sifan was complaining, a big hole suddenly opened in the room, which would be called a light door in a literate way.

"Ah, it's interesting." Chen Sifan looked at the light door. The light above was not the usual dark red, black, etc. dark colors of villains. Instead, it looked like a decent one. Chen Sifan felt that a person might escape from inside at any time. Even a little angel is not impossible.

And when Chen Sifan was looking forward to seeing if Cupid or something came out to shoot an arrow for Zhang Ran and him, there was a ripple in the light door.

"Who is summoning this god?" A deep voice came from inside, and then an old man wearing half a waistcoat and half nothing appeared. He had a beard on his face and looked like I was very depressed.

"Little angel of labor! Cupid! I asked you to recite the curse for so long and you summoned such a thing? Isn't it too embarrassing for a witch??"

Chen Sifan is now thinking about whether to steam or braise these two bastards. This is a question.

The old man ignored Chen Sifan and walked straight towards the third lady. You could vaguely see the desire beating in his eyes: "Are you the one who summoned this god? You look pretty good. What wish do you need to fulfill? You summoned this god and You should know what price you have to pay."

The third lady immediately went crazy and pointed at Chen Sifan: "God, please help me kill this man, I want him to be tortured to death! I will be yours after it is done."

Chen Sifan understood immediately when he heard it. No wonder this man who claimed to be a god looked lewd. Isn't this just a sex deal? As expected, we Eastern gods are still decent, but this guy from the West has no appearance and only wears a waistcoat.

"Indecent! I want to eliminate all the lewd old men in the world! I can't stand it, so you are dead too." Chen Sifan raised his head high, as if you were finished.

Zhang Ran tapped Chen Sifan's chest.

"What's wrong?" Chen Sifan asked.

"I don't allow you to hurt yourself!" Zhang Ran looked at Chen Sifan seriously.

"Ah?" Chen Sifan was confused and didn't understand what Zhang Ran meant.

"Didn't you say you wanted to eliminate all the lewd old men in the world? I won't allow you to hurt yourself!"

Zhang Ran suddenly smiled brightly.

Chen Sifan had a dark look on his face: "Your joke is quite embarrassing. It's a bit cold and not funny."

Zhang Ran shut himself down instantly...

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