Probability Control System

(The last chapter has been modified, I don't want Lin Yu to realize that I am writing his story through Xiaojianjian, and realize that he is in my novel, and there is another point, because the universe is infinite, it may be infinite , so Lin Yu exists objectively. If he learns that he is a novel character from Xiaojianjian, he may fall into unnecessary logical thinking confusion. Also, Lin Yu's wake-up time has been changed. Deadpool 1 The story happened in the morning, I almost forgot, 826 got up, took a walk for nearly an hour, now it is more than 9 o'clock. Deadpool looked at the watch in the car of the Indian brother at 8:20, and has not yet reached the viaduct. After the viaduct, I sat on the viaduct for a while, and the time was almost up.)

The weird man in the red tights, also known as Deadpool, messed up the entire road with a series of dazzling "high-end" operations, causing a very serious serial car accident on this road.

The car that Deadpool was in was magically operated by him, rolled sideways on the road, and pressed towards a motorcycle Qi Mu holding a submachine gun in front of him. The motorcyclist quickly picked up the submachine gun when he saw it He shot over, but was grabbed by Deadpool's hand out of the overturned car, and was rolled on the road by the overturned car. Because of the violent rolling, everyone in the car except Deadpool was killed. thrown out.

"Shit, did I forget to turn off the stove when I went out?" In the rolling car, Deadpool stretched out half of his body, thinking for a while and said.

The car continued to roll forward, and the people who were thrown out turned into stumps and broken arms on the road, and one even hit the road sign and turned into a pile of rotten meat.

The car that Deadpool was in eventually rolled sideways in the middle of the road, blocking traffic on the entire road.

……

Xavier Academy of Talents, as tall as a polar bear, is maintaining its armored form, and the Colossus with a metallic color is eating and watching TV at the same time.

A piece of news was urgently broadcast on the TV, which happened to be what happened on the viaduct where the villain in the red tights was. The fire and traffic jam prevented the police from reaching the scene of the incident. Originally Zaizi appealed to citizens to stay at home as much as possible. The attacker was armed, extremely dangerous and dressed in red."

"In red clothes! Deadpool!" Colossus who was doing things froze with his hand holding the spoon, and the food on the spoon dropped onto the plate. He suddenly slammed the table, stood up, and walked towards the basement, at the same time Shouted "Warhead, come on, get to work."

"Colossus, wait for me." With short cropped hair, earrings, and a leather jacket, the relatively short warhead trotted for two steps, caught up with Colossus, and walked to the basement where the Blackbird was parked.

"I feel that he has had countless opportunities to join the X-Men. Does he have to be like a child, a fully armed child?" Colossus walked and complained to the warhead beside him about all the things wrong with Deadpool. Russia, speaking with the obvious bald accent of a fighting nation "When will he grow up and understand the benefits of joining the X-Men?"

"What's the benefit?" Warhead asked teasingly, "Wear the same tights? Or will the school blow up every few years?"

"That's great! It's good for students to build their personalities." Colossus smiled and said to the warhead, and at the same time handed her a package of snacks, "Have you eaten breakfast? This is the most important meal of the day, take the energy bar, yes Good bones."

Warhead took the energy bar snacks, glanced at Colossus, and put them in his pocket.

"Deadpool will attack them."

The Blackbird fighter plane modified by the black technology magic flew out of the Xavier Talent Academy from the opened dome, and flew towards the scene of the incident.

……

On the other side, people from the convoy being watched by Deadpool got out of the car one after another, and cautiously approached the car that was turned over by Deadpool in the middle of the road with guns in hand.

People in other cars on the road screamed and got out of the car, and left this dangerous-looking place.

"Hey"

"Suddenly..."

The car that was already tattered and overturned in the middle of the road at this time suddenly opened a window above it, and Deadpool's head suddenly stuck out, but was immediately scared back by a burst of gunfire.

After a brief silence, a man with a gun wanted to get close to the overturned car. At this time, Deadpool's hands suddenly stretched out from the car window again. Those people quickly raised their guns to shoot, but were caught Deadpool yelled to stop it, "Wait, you might be thinking why are you wearing a red suit? Because then the bad guy can't see the brain bleed."

"This guy is wearing it right." Deadpool pointed his finger at the one who wanted to approach, and continued, "He's wearing a pair of brown pants."

"Tug..." The pointed person glanced at his trousers, and shot again in anger, causing Deadpool to retract his hands again in fright.

"Okay, I only have 12 bullets, so I can only shoot less and do more." Deadpool's voice came from behind the overturned car.

"Keep counting down." Deadpool glanced at the air in front of him, picked up his own guns and rushed up, and fired two shots at the same time, directly headshot the two people on the opposite side, and then retracted back into the car back.

At this time, a motorcycle rider jumped out of the stopped traffic, went directly to the back of the overturned car, and shot at the Deadpool who was hiding there.

"Shit!" Deadpool poked a hole in his right arm with his left index finger, and then raised his right hand to his eyes. His eyes glanced not far away through the bullet hole that was pierced but is gradually healing. The motorcycle rider who was coming towards him cursed, "c your sister-in-law!"

"10, shit! 9, fk, 8, shitfk!" Deadpool raised his right hand and shot the motorcycle rider, but was dodged, then raised his left hand and shot again, three times in a row None of the guns hit.

The motorcycle rider also raised his submachine gun and fired a few shots before returning to the direction of the convoy.

"The marksmanship is terrible..." Deadpool also passed the overturned car and pointed the gun at the motorcycle rider. Unfortunately, he was already far away. He could only lower his head helplessly, and then turned to look at a man with a gun. The person who wanted to sneak into the place where he was hiding just now shot him in the head without hesitation, shrugged his shoulders happily, and said, "Great marksmanship!"

The people in the convoy also reacted, and all shot at Deadpool, but unfortunately, Deadpool hid by the side of a car with his agility.

……

Lin Yu walked on the street, looking at the men and women who occasionally appeared around, hugging and chewing, men and women, women and women, and even transvestites, feeling emotional about the unrestrained kingdom of freedom.

"Spicy eyes." At this time, Lin Yu happened to pass by a pair of homosexuals with a figure comparable to Billy King's kissing scene. He couldn't bear the too beautiful scene, and couldn't help walking faster.

The timeline of this world is 2014, and there is some deviation from the timeline of the Iron Man movie that Lin Yu watched, so Lin Yu doesn't know which version of the X-Men he will see when he goes to the Xavier Talent Academy, but although The timeline is different from the movies Lin Yu watched before, but the plot should still be the same.

After all, the plot of Iron Man is exactly the same as the movie Lin Yu watched, but the timeline here is different.

I don't know how many Marvel universes are numbered here.

"Boom, boom, da da da da, chug chug..."

Just as Lin Yu glanced at a snack shop on the side of the road from time to time, wanting to buy something to continue eating, and then headed towards Xavier Talent Academy, there was a burst of vehicle crashes and gunshots.

Lin Yu looked at the viaduct, his eyesight was many times better than that of ordinary people, so even though the viaduct was still far away from here, he could still see clearly the situation above.

On the viaduct, two groups of people were shooting each other with guns, or more than a dozen people on one side were shooting a person in red tights with guns.

"Deadpool? Little bitch?"

He saw a very familiar figure, the one in a red tights was... little cheap?

Deadpool happened to be blasted with a gun in his ass, and then fell to the ground. The person who shot him approached slowly, but he shot him in the head.

"It's actually a little bitch, and looking at this scene, this should be the timeline of X-Men "Deadpool" 1." Lin Yu pinched his chin and thought.

Deadpool is the only character in the Marvel universe who knows that he is a fictional character, so he is in a state of "everyone is drunk and I am alone".

Whether he is a fictional character, in fact, Lin Yu has thought about this question countless times in the last year before leaving his universe.

A nerdy otaku suddenly acquires a system or awakening ability, and then starts an extraordinary new life. This is the standard opening of most novels.Well, although I may be the protagonist of an invincible novel, I don't need to go through routines such as upgrading and practicing.

Are you also a fictional character?

Maybe he is also the protagonist of a novel?

Perhaps the name of this book is named after the full name of his family, "Probability Control System"?

This problem caused Lin Yu to fall into confusion for a period of time, but the system gave him a very rational and objective explanation

"The universe is infinite, and the possibilities of the universe are also infinite. Any idea of ​​any person, any seemingly impossible thing may happen countless times in one or even countless similar universes. All movie comics The fictional characters in the novel, including all the protagonists, exist objectively. Whether or not the author describes them, they all exist objectively. Letting them know that someone is describing their stories will make them think that they are definitely fictional characters and fall into a trap. Chaos, like Deadpool, is useless even if they are asked to find the so-called real world.

Strictly speaking, they are always in the book, no matter how real the so-called real world the author describes them to; but it can also be said that they are never in the book, and they may not realize that their existence is actually an absolute Yes, and there are countless similar but different ones that exist in the infinite universe, and the authors just happen to describe the story of one of their infinite possibilities.

Moreover, the author who describes them is not the only one, the universe is infinite, and countless authors describe the stories of countless different protagonists.But one of the possible stories of a protagonist may also be described by countless authors at the same time, or countless authors describe countless possibilities of a protagonist.

Whether there is an author’s description or not, they all exist objectively. It doesn’t make any difference whether they know that they are in a certain work or whether they know that someone is describing their story.

The same is true for the host and this system, or we may live in a certain book, but everyone in the infinite universe, including us, may also be observed by a relatively high-dimensional existence.

But even if he knew which book he was really in, so what if he was described?Isn't the author of that book also under the pen of a higher-dimensional "author"?

And who can be sure that the brain waves of the so-called authors didn't happen to resonate with the universe in which the so-called fictional characters exist, and just wrote their stories?

Writing an infinite universe?So who wrote the universe where the person who wrote the infinite universe lived?

One thought creates an infinite universe?Then who created the universe where the person who created the infinite universe with one thought created it with one thought?

If there is a God, who created God?Who created man who created God?

The host is not the only one, there can be an infinite number of hosts Lin Yu, and there are also infinite number of hosts Lin Yu who have this system, and there may be countless hosts who have this system who have searched for the so-called truth, but that may not make any sense at all, The host doesn't really need to care that much. "

After hearing what the system said, Lin Yu was silent for a long time, and then he was relieved.

So what if I went to the so-called author's world?

This is a road that will never end, and I don’t need to care too much about it, at least not now, maybe I will embark on the path of finding the truth in the future, to find the truth of the existence of the universe, but not now.

I think therefore I am, at least knowing that I am alive and being able to live happily is enough.

Lin Yu thought so much for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he happened to see the scene where he used his last bullet to headshot the remaining three enemies standing in a line on the viaduct not far away.

"Why think so much, happiness is the most important thing." Lin Yu shook his head, put all his thoughts behind him, recovered a calm smile, entered the speeding state, and ran towards the viaduct where Deadpool was.

"Get out of here, Francis."

At this time, just like a child, he was jumping towards the side of the vehicle where the target Francis was, but seeing that the car was empty, he couldn't help but cursed angrily.

At this time, a person who should have been shot in the head just now stood up unsteadily.

He was standing at the end just now, perhaps because the bullets passed through the heads of the two people in front, and their power was greatly reduced, so they didn't penetrate his skull, but only slightly embedded it.

"Oh, ah ah ah." Deadpool turned his head a little madly and said, "You are not him."

The man pulled out the bullet slightly embedded in his forehead with his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and pulled out two daggers, as if he was going to fight Deadpool one-on-one.

"Why do you have to work so hard to roll up your sleeves?" Deadpool said a little speechlessly, and directly drew out the double knives behind him, stabbed the person who rushed across, and raised him up.

"You're probably thinking, my boyfriend told me it's a superhero movie, but I've already agreed and put this guy in a bunch."

"I am really super, but I am definitely not a hero. Yes, strictly speaking, this is murder, but some beautiful love stories start with people, and here is a love story. In order to explain him clearly, we have to Back in the past, I hadn’t put on the red tights before.”

"Hello, Deadpool." Deadpool, who was narrating something to some existence in his heart, suddenly heard a voice from behind, turned his head and saw that there was indeed an Asian man standing behind him with a stern look on his face. Looking at himself with a smile, his eyes seemed to glance at his shot butt from time to time.

"Aren't you tired of holding it like this?" Lin Yu resisted not looking at the chrysanthemum where Deadpool was shot, and said with a suppressed smile.