Reborn on top of football

The matter of the Liaoyang Stupid Food Company passed away after a while of turmoil, but when the laboratory was really launched with great fanfare, it still made the food industry and the competent department a little nervous. The laboratory is located in the Liaoyang Teachers College When the project was completed, Liaoning University and China University of Medical Sciences respectively sent branch directors equivalent to department-level cadres to visit.

Stupid Food announced that it will build four distribution systems to the outside world!At the beginning, it can scare people enough.But then these giants in the food field were laughed at by the strategic layout announced by Stupid Food.According to insiders' ridicule: China Stupid Food Group has established four flagship stores around the world, which are located at: the south corner of the second floor of Muyushi shopping mall in Liaoyang City; No. 27 Qingnian Street opposite the door, bedroom on the first floor of No. 322, Building [-], old dormitory building of the old electromechanical power plant; the former railway duty room at the intersection of Tiexi Freight Small Railway and Zhenxing Road in Liaoyang City.

To put it bluntly, in Liaoyang City's largest shopping mall, the most high-end shopping mall, the place where the cultural industry is most concentrated, and along the only road that the industrial zone must pass, four special counters for selling stupid food have been set up.At the beginning, each counter had only [-] eggs and one salesperson.

The worst thing is the one in the railway duty room, not to mention the hot and humid room, and the uncles and aunts who came to ask the price scolded me so much that I dare not leave the room: the eggs in the morning market are only two yuan a catty, you broken eggs, the skin Thieves are even asking for a price of ten yuan a catty, which is not enough to bargain!It's really dark!

But what these people did not notice is that the eggs of Stupid Food are not in bulk, but in bags. Before putting them on the counter, the weight has been weighed, and the weight and price are clearly marked. There is one egg for every ten kilograms of eggs. Pesticide and fertilizer residue test certificate specially issued by the laboratory, food pesticide and fertilizer residue content certification issued by Liaoyang Food Quarantine and Inspection Bureau, and a copy from the place of origin, the producer to the receiver, inspector, and the day-to-day laboratory supervisor , transfer reports and confirmation signatures for each program of the deliveryman and the salesperson.The cost of this series of procedures alone is no less than 20 yuan.

Liaoyang Stupid Food Company has a lot of thunder and little rain, and it blows so loudly that it blows out loud. It spent 100 million to build a laboratory, but it turned on four small water pipes to drip water. The ideal delivery every day The quantity is 800 catties of stupid eggs, that is, 8000 yuan, of which 3 yuan per catty for farmers and 5 yuan for shipping are deducted, and the net profit is 2 yuan.But if the daily wages of the seven signatures on the chain are deducted, there will be 2500 left.It looks like a lot, but don’t forget that there is a cost to test the residues of chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Reagents purchased from abroad cost 2200 yuan for a test, which deducts another 400.This is not over yet. The safety certificate of the Municipal Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau has a cost. A blank document costs 400 yuan, and a special person signs and authenticates 1200 yuan, which deducts another 10 yuan.This leaves 10 yuan.Then, it is necessary to deduct 160% for the bumps and damages along the way, and [-]% for those that cannot be sold and can only be thrown in the garbage dump. [-] catties of eggs are lost every day.

If you include the rent, you will lose [-] yuan a year, which is one hundred "two hundred and five".

Now, stupid food has completely become the laughing stock of the food industry in the whole province.Someone was secretly still angry, so he spread the small account. As a result, all Liaoyang citizens knew that Liaoyang idiot food not only sells idiots, but also idiots sell idiots!

Especially the salespersons in other people's homes are all beautiful girls and daughters-in-law. Look at this stupid food counter, the salespersons are all stupid men from Laoshangouzi. "The stubborn look is the same as "Eggs cost [-] cents, but you don't sell them for [-] yuan".

Someone asked Wang Bin, just watching your son mess around like this?

Wang Bin smiled: It's okay, I can afford it.

Just kidding, I threw in 100 million in vain, so it’s nothing to lose 3 to [-] a year.

At the end of the trouble, the Liaoyang Food Inspection and Quarantine Bureau was also embarrassed. You said that your general food industry came to your door to go through the formalities, and you may not come back once a year or two, so the ten yuan service fee is not bad. Right?Although this certification document is actually a blank document with two signatures, it is only the money of dozens of meat buns.

But people’s stupid food is paid for every day, and one for each sold, and they insist on inspecting [-] catties of eggs once and issuing paperwork once. You are a bit guilty of collecting money like this.

This is a "big customer". It has been open for one month.