Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

Finally persuaded by Ododo Izumi, Uchiha Madara walked out of his family's residence, and as soon as he walked to the door of Hokage's cabin, he saw Senju Hashirama squatting on the ground wrapped like a mummy.

"Who beat you like this in Qianshouzhujian, could it be a strong enemy?"

Senshou Bashirama nodded meaningfully and said, "That's right, the opponent is indeed a strong enemy."

Senjujuma is already a big pervert. Although I don't want to admit the fact that I can't beat him, but the other party agrees with a strong opponent, Uchiha Madara wants to try it very much.

"Who is that man"

Senju Zhuma replied arrogantly: "My daughter-in-law"

"roll"

Senshou Zhuma's answer gave Wannian single dog Uchiha Madara [-] points of critical damage.

Sure enough, the fellow Qianshouzhujian is still very annoying.

Madara carried his plantain fan like a cattail fan and turned away. He didn't want to see Senju Bashirama for the second time today, otherwise he felt that he couldn't help but punch that annoying face.

"Blade don't go"

Senshou Bashima caught up with Madara: "Brother, why did you go these days? I know that Garfield provides a kind of fitness exercise, which can increase the flexibility and flexibility of the body. I tried to cooperate with it." The family-inherited gymnastics are quite good, do you want to try it?"

Looking at the grinning face of Senju Hashirama, Madara finally suppressed the inexplicable impulse in his heart, and replied angrily: "I know, the tribe has said it and demonstrated it."

"So what do you think?"

"that's it"

"how is that"

"that's it"

"What the heck"

"..."

In Madara's eyes, Senju Hashirama entangled him like a fly, until Madara danced a seaweed dance in front of Senju Hashirama.

Madara leaves with some shame and anger.

Garfield and Lin accidentally saw the whole process when they were looking at the Hokage Rock.

"This is Uchiha Madara, I can't believe why he fought with the first generation of adults in the Valley of the End"

"Because that's what love is, Lynn"

"Shouldn't love be between a man and a woman?"

"That's just part of it, same-sex people can have it too"

(゜ー゜)

"After you understand this, you will know why Hashirama and Madara have been in love and killing each other for so long."

well?

Lin expressed that she couldn't understand at all: "Master Garfield, I don't understand."

"That proves that you are too young to understand this great same-sex relationship"

"Then what about you, my lord?"

Garfield was at a loss for words for a while, and after thinking less, he told Lin: "I can only express this deep feeling in words, and I will never evolve to this level. This kind of emotion needs to break through self, society, morality, and ethics. , There are many layers of bondage in the family, and I am very superficial"

"What?"

"It is only to have love and hope for the opposite sex to communicate with DNA"

Lin was stunned and didn't know what it was. Garfield said that he couldn't discuss this issue any more. 35xs

"Why can't you deal with this with me?"

Lin has a strong thirst for knowledge

"For this question, you need to follow the unlucky child to bring soil or open it [-]-[-]."

"Who is [-]-[-]?"

"Kakashi"

"Why is Cassie called [-]-[-]?"

"It should be because he can kill on TV at 29"

"ah"

"Sorry for the sloppy mouth, it's because he will be very powerful in the future"

Mian Lin wanted to continue asking some questions, but Garfield had no choice but to fool her: "If you talk too much in the future, there will be too many variables, and it may not be certain that people who would not die will die."

Scared Lin for a while, Lin was a lot more honest, but she still wanted to know what is same-sex love, what is DNA, why Kakashi is called [-]-[-], and why Obito is an unlucky child.

"Yo, Garfield

After Garfield fooled Lin, Senshou Zhujian ran out of the corner like a supporting role in a drama.

"Hashirama, are you swollen, do you need me to help you treat it?"

Qianshou Zhujian shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, I've been used to it for a long time."

Looking at the mummy-like shape in Senju Bashirama, Lin, who had just been fooled by Garfield, was terrified: It turned out that the first generation of adults was beaten by his wife every day, so pitiful, is this why the first generation of adults and Uchiha Madara after the battle Why did you die?

It was terrifying, and Lin Sesser, who accidentally thought she had discovered the truth of the matter, trembled.

"Zhujian, are you sure it's not important? Let me treat you. What if the root cause of the disease falls? I haven't heard that you have many sons. According to you, you shouldn't be like this if you are strong like a donkey."

Senshou Zhujian's face was a little embarrassed, and he chose to avoid talking about this issue by being sloppy.

After Senju Hashirama rambled about for a while, Garfield finally decided that Senju Hashirama and Madara must have something to hide from everyone.

My little expert detective, Garfield, will definitely find out the truth of the matter.

"Well, Garfield has something that my wife wants to discuss with you."

"What"

"Things About Tsunade"

"I didn't see anything"

"Ah, what did you see?"

"I just didn't see anything"

"Oh, I'm relieved then"

Lin stood aside and her heart was broken. Was the first-generation adult whom she adored so stupid, alas.

Sure enough, the legends are all lies to children.

Thinking about Uzumaki Mito making Senju Hashirama like this, Garfield thinks it's better not to go for now.

Use procrastination skills

"Hashirama, are you interested in seeing that big orange fox with nine tails?"

Nine tails?

That puny orange fox?

Senshou Zhuma asked Garfield curiously: "Garfield, do you want to eat fox meat?"

"No, I just want to raise a fox, and I don't like ordinary ones. This one is a little bit arrogant, and everything else is pretty good."

"That's right, I've fought with Nine-Tails before, and the caretaker is okay but has a bad temper."

Hey, Hashirama has already fought with Kyuubi?

I wonder when did this happen, Garfield and Lin stared at the bandaged face of Senshou Zhujian, and it didn't seem like they were bragging.

The first-generation master is really powerful, Lin once again returned to the state of the first-generation little fan girl.

But Garfield's eyes lit up, looking at Hashirama's calm look, it seemed that his job of catching Nine-Tails was almost done.

Looking at the bandages wrapped around Senju Hashirama's body, Garfield asked with concern: "Hashirama, are you in good shape now?"

"Why can't it work, this bandage is just to fool that violent old woman, we are the strongest man in Senshou Zhujian, hehehe"

Garfield looked at the smear of red not far away, and reminded him loudly in good faith: "Don't scare him, just admit it when you are hurt, and let me heal you."

Senjujuma didn't care about it, and tore off his bandages and put on a pose that he thought was handsome: "Look, there's nothing wrong with it, the way I did it just now was to fool that violent old man with red hair... ..."

"Thousand-hand pillar room!"

A red Tyrannosaurus rex roar shook the sky.

Senshou Bashirama suddenly turned around: "I'll go, why is she here, Garfield, aren't you going to catch Kyuubi?"

"Suddenly don't want to go"

"Don't, good brother, show loyalty and help me out."

"Owe me a favor"

"Three times will do"

"You said it yourself"

"No Regrets"

Garfield watched the blush approaching quickly, raised his hand to apparate and disappeared with Hashirama, leaving Lin trembling on the Hokage Rock.

to be continued