Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

This is Garfield's first time in Norway

The first time I had an excessive image of Norway was watching the Norwegian sea monster in Pirates of the Caribbean, that fat, round, big octopus.

Later, he was killed by random artillery, which was too miserable.

Then, when the old man Odin of Hammer 3 was going out to hang up, he was still guarding the prison door of his eldest daughter Hella by the coast of Norway.

One thing Garfield doubts very much is whether the Kraken was created by Hela when she was sealed on the bottom of the sea.

Think about it, what else can a person do besides playing with seaweed, sea fish, and Pipi shrimp for 1000 years, plus Odin's seal, leaking power from time to time to make a large octopus. Simple.

Garfield came to Norway and was flying in the sky to search for the Rubik's Cube. He only remembered that it was a church in a small town. Although Norway is not big, there are still many small towns. After flying around for several days, he finally found it I found a church similar to what I remembered.

There is a coffin inside the church, which contains a warrior, who seems to be blessed by Odin. His body has decayed, and the decayed hands in the coffin are holding a blue crystal cube.

This is a fake made by the pastor of the church. The purpose is to attract the attention of some people who are peeping at the treasure.

Garfield was at the door of the church, and vaguely felt an invisible eye in the sky watching here.

Is it Odin?

Or Heimdall?

Garfield thinks it should be the old man Odin. The loss of the so-called Cosmic Rubik's Cube in the battle with the Frost Giants is a lame reason.

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Five Creation Gods Eternity, Infinity, Death, Annihilation, and Star Swallowing Five top bosses.

Eternity among the five big brothers created the Celestial God group as servants of eternity. They also have a little interest in infinite gems. Most of the mutants in Marvel are their masterpieces.

Awesome, don't want it, Garfield doubts if he is a toy made by them.

Hum

Turn back and his six Infinity Stones, and snap your fingers to turn them into yellow rats that can "pick up" and "pick up" and are both female.

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Pretending not to notice the peeping in the sky, Garfield landed on the top of the church, walked down from the attic of the church, came to the hall, ignored the sarcophagus lying inside the church, and went directly to the mural hiding the Rubik's Cube.

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Tree of the world

In Norse mythology, the branches of this giant tree constitute the whole world, and the coiled snake under the mural seems to be the long worm of Jormungandr, guarding the secret.

He poked Yermungandr's eyes with his paw.thousands

the little box popped out

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The Cosmic Rubik's Cube emitting light blue light entered Garfield's eyes.

So much overflowing energy

Garfield couldn't help swallowing.

I want to eat

I want to eat

I want to eat it

(w)meow

"Orange meow, put down the treasure, it belongs to God King Odin"

The pastor appeared behind Garfield, holding a shotgun in his hand. He had aimed at Garfield. If Garfield dared to mess around, it would definitely be a bullet.

Garfield couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Okay, you can't kill me with a broken gun, and this thing was left here by old man Odin, I just used it and returned it to you (fake)"

"No, I don't believe you"

"I'm just telling you, believe it or not, it has nothing to do with me, you know, oh yes, in the future there will be an evil ugly monster like a red skull who will come looking for it, and you will die then, I will give you a talisman to let You escaped a catastrophe as a reward for protecting the Rubik's Cube for so long."

Garfield took out an amulet from his pocket, flew into the air, and threw it into the priest's arms in the priest's astonishment.

Regardless of whether the pastor wanted it or not, he stuffed the Cosmic Rubik's Cube into his pocket, took out the blue crystal cube that he made in advance and cast solid magic, stuffed it into the wooden box, and put it back in its original position.

"88, I'm going first"

Greeting the priest, Garfield flew out.

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It took a long time for the priest to come back to his senses, holding the talisman in his hand: "Old man Odin? This orange cat can fly and still calls Odin an old man. Could it be the son of Odin, the father of the gods?"

"Then who is his mother, and what is his ranking in the god system~!"

After thinking about it, but not understanding, the pastor shook his head: "Forget it, anyway, the world of God itself is very complicated, and it is not ideal for a mortal like me."

Garfield flew out holding the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and he could clearly feel that the gaze staring at the church was following him.

Garfield thought for a while that since he came here, he might as well go and see how Hela, who was sealed under the sea, is doing, and see if it's because she has been in the sea for too long that she has that smoky makeup and a hedgehog-like battle armor. .

To be honest, the aesthetics are really bad. It looks like a villain’s face at first glance. Think about it, the golden person next to you is such a good-looking and sunny decent person. You stand with that dark face, painted like a ghost , You say you are a good person, even a fool would not believe it.

Marvel is also really lazy. Hella's painting style is similar to that of Fawn Loki, and he almost likes those forgiving colors. Fawn Loki's head horns are golden, and if he doesn't follow Hela, the black and green are brothers and sisters.

After wandering around the coast of Norway for a long time, Garfield detected the existence of the seal, in the deepest seabed under a cliff.

The reefs there are intricate, and there are many strange-shaped and huge marine creatures growing inside. They were either made by Hela when he was free, or old man Odin made them to prevent some people from entering here by mistake and releasing Hela.

Old man Odin is also a father who loves his daughter, but he doesn't know that it's useless to be locked up. The important thing is ideological education. When he was a child, he took his daughter's car and turned over half of the universe. Later, he knew the horror of the universe and stopped doing it. I don't tell my daughter what's going on. The big man insists on withdrawing troops if he says to withdraw.

Hela, who was still in the thrill of conquering the universe, didn't know what happened, and rebelled like a child who lost a toy.

The old man Odin sent a group of Valkyries to capture Hela. He was completely full. He didn't know how powerful Hela was. A group of Valkyrie went there just to give experience.

In the sealed sea, Garfield was like an orange sea cucumber, sliding his short legs and swimming downward.

Along the way, he cried three big sharks, two big octopuses, caught a huge lobster and prepared to go home to roast and eat, and caught another crab. Garfield came to the dark hole on the bottom of the sea.

The fluctuation of the seal came from inside, Garfield walked around the door twice like a sea cucumber, grabbed an eel and threw it in to explore the way, watched the eel swim out safely, and after confirming that it was all right, he added the bf he could add to himself, I swam in and started typing.

To be continued