Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

Tokyo

Vault hit by meteorite for eighth night in a row

The spectacle of a massive meteorite landing

When the fire light dissipated near the meteorite's landing site, someone found a group of onmyojis lying on the ground with some blood on their mouths and clothes. They either fainted on the ground or looked around in confusion as if they had lost their souls.thousands

later

Some people say that the Onmyoji summoned meteorites to attack the city.

Some people say that it is the Onmyoji who is exorcising demons.

Some people also said that the seal of the Onmyoji to seal the demon was loosened, and the demon came out of the seal and injured the group of Onmyoji and began to make trouble in Tokyo.

Some people even said that they saw a black clawed demon stealing a gold ring from their pockets. Since the other party was an alcoholic, everyone thought he had drunk too much.

But what made them even more uncomfortable that night was that their Yasukuni toilet was not spared either. A huge meteorite fell from the sky and smashed the entire toilet. Fortunately, there were no other casualties except for a few priests and guards.

There are different opinions, and the people are panic-stricken. The official quickly came out to refute the rumors, telling them that it is just a few popular ones, there are no evil onmyojis making trouble, and there are no demons, so there is no need to panic.

After a while of reassurance, most of the people believed the official statement, except for the drunkard who swears that he saw it, and founded a so-called Claw Demon Church, and he was imprisoned in a lunatic asylum within two days.

after the meteorite event

The two groups of the military department and the Onmyoji sat together again, and they began to discuss the process of this incident and their responsibilities.thousands

The people in the military department stared at the onmyoji opposite him, who had bandages on his head, arms, thighs, and crotch, coughing, coughing, and who was likely to die suddenly.

"Asshole, don't you boast that you have magical powers, why did you become like this, our gold?"

The Onmyoji side also had a shy look on their faces. It is true that they failed, but they would not admit their mistakes: "That is an ancient giant dragon. We must not be able to defeat them if they attack separately. Let alone us, even if you ordinary people send out Tens of thousands of people are paid for nothing. We once asked for some funds to allow us to organize manpower to go to the West to hunt down it, but you are not willing"

Snapped

The people from the military department slapped the table: "Baga, you bastards are just making excuses. You are obviously incompetent. We lost so much gold this time. The grand plan of the great empire is likely to run aground, you know? "

Onmyoji also slapped the table: "Baga, your own faults are infinitely to us, you approved the funds early, let us find the lair of the ancient dragon, and set up a large magic circle not only You can kill that ancient dragon and get more money~!"

"Nani?"

"Ancient dragons like to collect treasures, and there must be a lot of good things in its lair, as long as we can beat them"

Oh

The onmyoji who was speaking paused, showing embarrassment, and he told the truth, if he could beat him.

The people in the military department are not fools, and instantly saw through the group of people opposite them.

"Bastards, you are a bunch of money-swindlers, I will report to the Prime Minister and drive you all out, scumbags"

"Asshole, you ignorant"

It was said that the leaking trick was seen through, and someone was needed to take the blame, the two groups started a heated discussion. Afterwards, 4 onmyojis were shot and three were injured, 3 had mental problems, and one was drained blood.

Under the appearance of a certain boss, the two sides used the unlucky guy who failed to see the sun the next day during this heated discussion to top the tank.

The military department and the Onmyoji reached a settlement again, and the two sides walked forward hand in hand and intimately.

Are things really going in a good direction?

Liangzi knotted, how is it possible~!

Later, I just heard that onmyojis were often accidentally injured and died on the battlefield where the Japanese island country fought against the allies, and there were also onmyojis who used wrong moves to injure their own people. Due to the frequent accidents, the whole world got used to it.

It doesn't matter how Wadao country followed Garfield and Xiao Hei afterward. One cat and one sniff squatted in the barn of Carter Manor, and after a week of hard work, all the gold was refined into cat's claw gold bricks.

"Boss, you gave me so much this time, but I actually didn't do anything"

Garfield patted Xiao Hei on the head: "I can't say that, I used spells to restrain those scumbags, and you were the one who did it. Division of labor and cooperation is a win-win situation. Take it with peace of mind. We still have opportunities to cooperate in the future." "

"Then I'll take it"

As a result, Xiao Hei was very happy, and Garfield gave it a cloth bag with a stretching spell, which contained Xiao Hei's reward.

As for how many Garfields I got in total, I don't know how many, I just know that I have more than two stretchable belts the size of a house.

Decades later, when the island country was transporting data, it encountered a storm, and a document was lost, and then appeared on the market. The announced results shocked the world. In 1928, the Japanese island country lost almost 80% of the island country. gold stocks.

In this regard, the government of the island country said that this batch of information was completely forged, and the purpose was only to conceal its intention of aggression back then.

After distributing the labor needs, Garfield tidied up the barn, opened the live broadcast section, set the title "Let's get high together with me", cast a spell with a magic wand, and let DJ Dou Hey faint for a while.

White Dragon Horseshoe Facing West

Carrying Tang Sanzang and following three apprentices

West Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures on the road

It's tens of thousands of miles

With the dynamic beat, the animals of the Carter Kingdom, summoned by Garfield to the barn, began to swing orderly along the rhythm.

Instantly full live broadcast room full of bullet screens

"come"

"come"

"First"

"First"

"Which number is grandpa sun thief"

"Come on brother"

"Then come sister"

"What am I going to do here, is it a live DJ?"

"How did I remember Garfield and his kingdom"

"Obviously it's a tale of two cats"

“This music is so dynamic”

"I can't take it anymore"

"I'm singing along"

"swing"

"hey guys"

"YoYo"

Second neck

gourd baby gourd baby

seven flowers on a vine

Not afraid of wind and rain

La la la la

Ding dong dong dong

Calabash

The inside and outside of the live broadcast room are full of excitement

Some foreigners who had never seen the world began to frantically ask what song it was.

"Brother, tell me what song this is"

"Sentimental"

"Really like"

"I hope our dj here can learn from it"

"Aunt Rowling must have cried"

"Obviously 20th Century Fox is going to cry and say: There is too much money to count"

The people in the live broadcast room suddenly realized that, yes, that's right, because of Garfield's global live broadcast, the value of two things skyrocketed: the orange cat and the toy figures of Garfield's devouring beast.

More and more people think the orange cat is cute, and hope to raise one. By the way, see if it can also become this magical orange cat that can play DJ and dance earthy dance.

After playing wildly in the barn for most of the day, Garfield turned off the music: "Okay, my people, the happy music is over, what should you do?"

A group of animals, led by Carl, kneel to Garfield

"Congratulations to our Majesty King Garfield"

The animals dispersed, and Garfield brought Xiao Hei to Newt's house. Looking at the round figure in Newt's house, Garfield rubbed his chin: Why did fat Jacob come here?

To be continued