Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

What to do

As an orange cat with wisdom, how could it be possible to be in this simple Shura field again.

Garfield pretended to be deep, and said in a low tone

"Chaos does not divide the world into chaos, and it is vast and unseen.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

If you want to know the original merit of good fortune, you must read Garfield's biography of looking for love. "

Lang Lang enough

chaos between heaven and earth

咚

Diana punched Garfield on the head. If it was placed outside, Diana's fist could break a 1-meter-thick concrete pillar.The ones at home are cosmic creatures anyway, super creatures that can withstand absolute zero and cosmic radiation, but their heads are a little buzzing.

Garfield "little daughter-in-law, why hit me"

Diana reminds Garfield to "get to the point"

"Oh fine"

"Once upon a time, there was an orange cat, who was born in a spirit stone that mended the sky. From the moment it was born, there were many strange phenomena in the world.

.....The orange cat ruled the Huaguo Mountain and the Shuilian Cave... In order to live forever, the orange cat traveled across the ocean and went through untold hardships to the Xieyue Cave in Sanqing Mountain.... .Learn the magic of immortality after many trials"

Peggy raised her hand and asked Garfield, "What is immortality?"

Garfield: "It's the ability to live for many more years and become a fairy. Don't interrupt, I will tell you slowly."

"When the orange cat was cultivating in the Xieyue Cave of Sanqing Mountain, he met a goblin made of white bones. One bone and one cat lived and studied together. In the end, the two were together for a hundred years and had a long-lasting relationship. Later, the orange cat missed his Huaguo Mountain. The cats and the monkeys bid farewell to the master and returned to the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, but..."

Garfield changed his magic to a simplified version of the super-long emotional lines of the orange cat and the bone spirit and the moon rabbit and Chang'e and the dragon girl and Zixia and other fairies, including the orange cat vs. Erlang, orange cat vs. Astro Boy, orange cat Wonderful fairy tales such as cats fighting oxygen-absorbing sheep and so on are recounted with added fuel and vinegar.

In the end, Garfield wiped the corners of his mouth, took out a piece of iced milk from his pocket, and poured it into his stomach, "That's about it."

Peggy raised her hand and gave Garfield the butt of the gun, her eyes were red and she said, "Sexy cat, you think we don't know what Journey to the West is, right~!" Peggy's face showed a fierce look.

Garfield, on the other hand, had a calm expression, forcing himself to explain, "You know the legend of Asgard in northern Europe and the story of Olympus in Dynana, right?"

"What's up?" Paige asked.

Garfield: "The legends and stories are all based on some real existence. Although Journey to the West is a novel, it is similar to the legend of Diana and their Olympus gods. I am somewhat surprised. Let me tell you, I actually know It's a nine-tailed fox."

"Isn't it called Daji?" Queenie, who was listening to Garfield's nonsense, waved the wand in her hand, "I read the list of gods." The implication is that you are lying.

(〃＞Dish＜)

It's really not good for my family members to be too idle. They have read Journey to the West and Fengshen Bang, and they are almost the same compared to The Legend of the White Snake. As the beginning of the story, I have already thought of countermeasures, how could I easily admit defeat? .

"It's called Daji, or it can't be called Daji. Daji just replaced someone else's name. This fox has existed since the beginning of the world. Its tail represents the chaos of life and death of gold, wood, water, fire, earth, yin and yang. The collection of medium power is the almighty god of the World Plenum. Of course, its personality is worse than mine, and it likes to play tricks on people."

Diana held Garfield in front of her, face to face, eye to eye.

"Oh, little daughter-in-law, what do you want to do to me?" Garfield looked shy.

Diana stared at Garfield's face, and asked Garfield in a very serious tone, "Garfield, is what you said true?"

(⊙o⊙)...

I feel that Diana's expression is too serious. Could it be that she made up nonsense, but what did she really pull out?

I'm not a god, and I can't create such an all-knowing and omnipotent guy with just a few words. You have to know that even in the Shura field of the Marvel Universe, the things Garfield said are shared by several big bosses.

"Well, sure, what's the matter?"

For now, Garfield chose to lie.

Diana grabbed Garfield's neck with one hand, and pointed the Vulcan sword at Garfield's throat with the other hand, "Tell me where it is~!"

What?

Garfield feels that this is a bit wrong. Could it be that the gods of Olympus have an enmity with the nine-tailed fox he made up?

He raised his paw and pointed to the sky, "Even if this kind of boss is in this universe, the one who can defeat Kant's opponent's attack can only be the level of the creation god of the universe. This kind of boss will come and go without a trace, and even many Not in this universe, traveling everywhere, Diana, what you think may not come true."

Queenie and Peggy had already seen that something was wrong, and they walked to Diana's side respectively, one took Garfield from Diana's hand, and the other took the Vulcan sword.

"Diana don't get excited"

"A scumbag like our cat can run around in the multiverse of the universe. You want to find that kind of boss, unless it comes out by itself"

"If there's a grudge, there's a grudge, and if there's a grudge, there's a grudge. Our orange cat has nothing to do with it, except for being lecherous and unforgiving."

"If you want to travel around the world to find someone, our cat is the only one known so far. If you strangle it to death, you don't know where to look for it."

"Daughter-in-law kills husband, this kind of thing is too infiltrating"

"You are still a little daughter-in-law, you see, it doesn't call us daughter-in-law"

"I'm his maid, okay?" Queenie had a resentful expression, and Garfield lowered his head instantly. In case Queenie was unhappy one day, he would send himself to death by chopping a big melon.

Peggy stared down at Garfield in her arms, and said viciously, "If a certain cat doesn't give an explanation, I'll use my two guns to incite it later."

After being pestered by Peggy and Queenie for a while, Diana's mood improved a lot.She put the Vulcan sword back into her storage pocket, reached out and plucked Garfield's cat ears.

Put your head in front of Garfield, staring at Garfield with big eyes "Dear Garfield"

"I'm here"

"If you come across that creature, please tell me"

"Diana, you can't beat this kind of existence, don't talk about you, even your cheap father Zeus will give it for nothing."

"That's my business"

"All right"

Anyway, this kind of existence is my own nonsense, and it's okay to agree, as long as I coax my little daughter-in-law first.

Baji

Diana kissed Garfield on the cheek, then bit Garfield's cat ear, "Thank you dear"

Damn

I was teased by the goddess

so excited

So nervous

Really want

Garfield's face was flushed, if it wasn't for the cat's thick skin, he might not be able to see clearly in front of him, maybe he would look like a monkey's ass.

To be continued