Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

It's the story of the ogre. In the original book, several of these dwarves died. It's really hard to say whether it's the movie version or the novel version.

As a kind cat, Garfield must uphold the fine traditions of his own Kama Taj line, and wait for the dwarves to prepare everything lively. Garfield also smells that several trolls are getting closer to him.

Gandalf told Thorin that he had something to leave, and Garfield told Thorin to see what Gandalf was going to do. A wizard and a cat disappeared immediately, leaving Thorin and Bilbo together.

On a certain treetop, Garfield cast a spell to block the smell, squatted on the tree branch, took out popcorn and happy water, and started to watch the show.

As for that Gandalf, just under the tree where Garfield was squatting, a wizard and a cat had similar expressions, the difference was that Gandalf was holding a pipe in his mouth.

The next thing is that Bilbo secretly feeds the horse with an apple, and then finds that the stupid ogre runs out and takes the pony away. After circling back and forth, Sorin and the others realized that something was wrong. Their team had lost a lot of people, and their horses had disappeared, so they began to take up weapons to look for them.

The most exciting part is that Sorin led a sneak attack on the dwarves. After the whole impassioned music ended, they found that Bilbo had been captured, the dwarves surrendered collectively, and then they were stuffed into sacks to prepare for their own death. This time they really There is no chance of opportunism.

"Gandalf, what you did reminds me of a famous wizard"

(⊙o⊙)...

Looking up at Garfield whose mouth hadn't stopped clicking all night, he couldn't help but retort: ​​"Garfield, didn't you eat all night?"

"I'm just like you. You are the initiator of the Lonely Mountain Expeditionary Army. Their nature should be taken care of by you. I just passed by and ran into you, so I followed along curiously. So, you who test Bilbo's wit and heart It's time for this event to end."

Seeing that the ogre was about to kill the dwarves with a knife in the distance, Gandalf looked into the distance, but there was no rising sun. Gandalf said in a bit of a dilemma: "There is no sun, I can't do it either."

Hateful Gandalf, he knew that he wouldn't be able to bear to see Thorin and the others die easily. Hateful Gandalf, Garfield didn't like these self-righteous guys.

When the knife was only 0.00001 cm away from Sorin, he seemed to feel that the knife was about to pierce his body, and a life-saving voice came to mind.

"All petrochemical"

The three stinking trolls turned into stones and settled there. Garfield slowly flew in front of Sorin, and made a mocking sound towards Sorin.

Tut tut

"You have so many dwarves, but you can't beat three trolls with low IQs. Is it because you have been working hard for many years that your combat effectiveness has weakened or your IQ has weakened?"

Thorin and the others looked very pale. They were so ashamed now that they didn't know what to say. If they survived until now, it was all thanks to Bilbo playing with the three trolls for half a day.

Bilbo untied Sorin, and Sorin thanked Bilbo: "Thank you, Bilbo." Looking up at Garfield flying above his head, Sorin thanked Garfield, "Thank you, King Garfield"

"You don't have to thank me, I've been watching it for a long time, so I just take it as the ticket money for my king to watch the excitement."

After Garfield said this, Sorin didn't say anything else. After a night of tossing, they felt very tired. As the sun rose, they thought of another thing. If there were trolls here, it meant that There should be their caves nearby, and they should have left a lot of wealth after committing crimes for a long time.

Following the stench, they found the ogre's cave, and found a lot of money and some leftover armor weapons and so on. The ogre was stupid and didn't know how to maintain it. Most of the weapons were rotten. The dwarves found three Take the sword made by the elves of the previous era.

The Beast Bite Sword, the Enemy Fencing Sword, and a sword that is not yet famous. Garfield has no interest in them. If you want to go to Rivendell or the destroyed ruins of the first era, you can find them. Isn't it just going to Aman Island to get some elf special steel.

Make a custom set for yourself as a souvenir or something, we are not ordinary cats, we are just so self-willed, la la la

Because those gold and silver treasures were inconvenient to take, Bofur and the others buried them and waited to take them out when they came back. In the end, only when Bahrain came out of the Lonely Mountain and came to Shire, he came back here again and took some money. Take it out and share it with Bilbo.

With money, money got some weapons, the team continued on the road, Gandalf still got the enemy fencing sword, Thorin got the beast bite sword, as a help to them a lot, and Garfield said that he was not familiar with these mortal weapons The acupuncture with no name in the future was given to Bilbo.

Walking out of the troll cave, Garfield watched these dwarves change from the wooden sticks and axes in the novice village to the tenth-level weapons in the village, and the situation of starting a great adventure always felt like it was designed.

The walking route was prepared by Gandalf. He knew that there were trolls here, and naturally he also knew that they had some collections here, so, Gandalf, I see through you.

Looking at Garfield's eyes, Gandalf knew that Garfield had seen through his plot, so he winked at Garfield and signaled Garfield not to report him.

Garfield rubbed the cat's paw towards Gandalf, that trace was to give benefits.

Gandalf pointed to his pipe, while Garfield took out a cigar from his pocket and handed it to Gandalf with a look of disdain: "Try ours."

There are cigarettes in the world of elves, but there are no cigars. Gandalf took it in his hand and smelled it, and his eyes narrowed immediately: "This is the best tobacco leaf."

"Nonsense, I am the emperor, so naturally I want to use the best"

Garfield's words caught the attention of the surrounding dwarves, who looked at the cigar in Gandalf's hand, and all cast their attention.

Gandalf felt the eyes of the smokers around him, and Gandalf cheekily asked Garfield: "How do you use this?"

Garfield flicked his sharp claws at the end of the cigar, and the end of the cigar was cut off. He snapped his fingers and lit the cigar to signal Gandalf, "Take a puff."

Gandalf took a deep breath, and the feeling sublimated him instantly, and he couldn't help but praise: "Good smoke, good smoke"

The other dwarves crowded around, and Gandalf, knowing what to do as an old smoker, shared it with the others.

Looking at the eager gazes of the dwarves around and Bilbo, Garfield took out a box from his pocket: "This time, I don't bring much. Let's share a share. When I come back later, I will bring a box for each of you."

"Long live"

The cigars are just a small episode, in the distant mountains and forests of Garfield and the others, the darkness is watching them

To be continued