Marvel's I am the Primordial Beast

In 01 seconds, Garfield filtered more than ten excuses in his mind, all of which were rejected by himself. As a cute orange cat, being cute is the key to winning. .kingho

So

Pretend not to wake up, that is, lying there.

However, the two elf girls spotted Garfield pretending to be sleeping at a glance, and they surrounded Garfield.

"Prince what's going on"

"Do you want to explain?"

hemp leaves

There is no explanation for this, obviously you two stop bullying me, my cute little orange.

"Meow meow meow"

Angie hugged Garfield face to face: "If it's useful to be stupid, there won't be castrated cats."

{O}

It’s so scary, is it true that castrating cats 00 exists in the elves of the nine countries?

Scared

Trembling

"No, I'm still a young orange cat who hasn't grown up yet. Just ask the guards what happened yesterday. I remember that I was playing DJ and singing, and then I was drunk by the two of you."

Fran seemed to have thought of something, her face blushed slightly, while Anji rubbed Garfield's fat cat face: "We don't care, Fran, you know who it is, let Odin propose marriage."

"What"

Fran: "What?"

Garfield thought of Blackie, Queenie, Baima, the clones of the black goddess at home, and more importantly, the prehistoric beast Pandogzilla who didn't come because he didn't like Odin.

Couldn't help being clever, the so-called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, Garfield looked up as if he was going to die: "There are already several in my family waiting for me to marry, and there is a wild goddess, you see I am a Scumbag, you can’t do this.”

However, Fran and Angie, who did not expect Garfield, not only did not have any unpleasant expressions, but they came over curiously and asked Garfield: "Your family has a wild goddess."

"What's her name?"

"is it nice"

"what does it look like"

"cute not"

"Fierce or not"

"Does it have claws"

"Does it have scales"

"Do you like meat?"

“Still vegetarian”

What, Garfield reminded the two of them: "I think you two missed the point, well, you see I'm just a scumbag, but it's broken"

Angie: "There are many people who like the strong"

Fran: "You can even attract wild goddesses, you must have something special"

Squatting on his big bed that can accommodate five or six people, Garfield began to think about one thing: Why did the two elf girls look so smart, why did they act so stupid? Did they get cursed?

Otherwise, why do you always surround me, a scumbag who is not yet an adult? It's weird.

Garfield asked Fran and Angie curiously: "Don't you two think I'm a scumbag for being a flirt everywhere?"

Angie shook her head: "As long as you are strong enough, no one talks about you. I think your father was also a first-class romantic figure back then."

Fran: "My family's Xiaobai's father has many daughter-in-laws."

Garfield thought of a place called Rat Rat Villa. Those government offices that survived because there were not enough breeds of rats could get several wives, but after they were overworked and thin, the grill by the river might be their end. destination.

Could it be that one day, my family members sent me to the small river, and they ate hot pot and sang songs, watching myself spinning on the fire.

Scared the cat

Subconsciously shrinking her neck, Fran continued to question and Garfield told them both of Xiao Hei's video and information.

Looking at Xiaohei's holographic projection and information, Fran and Anji looked at each other inexplicably.

Angie whispered to Garfield: "It's the Black Panther, right?"

Garfield nodded: "What's wrong?"

Fran: "We know her"

Angie: "I heard that she was cheated by someone when she went out to play some time ago, and even beat her up"

Fran: "It's too old"

what

"When, I don't know when I'm smashing." After thinking about it carefully, Garfield thought of the legendary story that Xiao Hei went to play in the multiverse and came back crying, so Garfield asked Fran and Angie in a low voice: "Is it her true self?" Going to the multiverse to be bullied"

Fran and Angie nod

"yes"

"That's it"

even go

Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, what have you been doing when you go out? Does the entire Marvel universe know that you have lost your leopard?

As Xiao Hei's nominal husband, Garfield took out melon seeds, peanuts, and a small bench from his pocket on the principle of caring for her, and after preparing everything, he asked Fran and Anji: "What is the specific situation, tell us Say it"

Fran and Angie snatched some peanuts and melon seeds from Garfield's hands. The two elves and a cat sat cross-legged together, and Angie took out a small book from his pocket and turned to a page.

"According to the legend, it may not be true. The first world that the black panther went to after it came out of our universe is called"

Before Fran finished speaking, the door of Garfield's room was pushed open again, and it was the same Fandral who was beaten out by the two elves just now.

Garfield stared at Fandral angrily: "If you don't give this prince a suitable reason, this prince will scratch your face with a miserable word."

Fandral looked at the two angry elves, looked to the right and saw that Garfield's claws were popping out, swallowed his cigarette, since things are going to be dead anyway: "Your Highness, your father ordered me to find you"

Odin

what's the matter with him

Hearing that it was Odin who asked Fandral to look for them, the anger on the faces of the two elves dissipated. Although they were a little skinny, they were expelled from the elf kingdom to attend this banquet so that the family could calm down. This is Asgard God King Odin's face is to be given.

Garfield watched Angie put away her small notebook with some disappointment, and then the two elf girls got up to wash up, leaving room for Fandral and Garfield.

"Fandal, if it wasn't for my godfather calling me, we'd never finish this matter, so tell me what's going on."

Scratching the back of his head, Fandral knew that he had offended the third prince of Asgard the next day. As for why fools know, although Fran and Angie are well-known leather people, they are also elves. Fran's big sister, and more importantly, Fran's status is not low.

"Your Highness, someone sneaked into the fairy palace yesterday. The God King asked me to tell you about it."

啥

Garfield was taken aback immediately: "Invasion of Asgard, you are meowing, Asgard's technology is not low, don't tell me you didn't activate the defense system"

Fandral: "It's on, even the DNA scan is on"

Garfield: "I just didn't find out"

Fandral shook his head: "No."

Garfield: "Where are the patrolling guards?"

Van Dahl: "Everything is normal"

Garfield: "Then what is the specific situation, you tell this prince from the beginning to the end"

Fandral's old face blushed, this was the second time today that he wanted to say something embarrassing about himself.

Looking at Garfield's sharp claws, if he didn't give an explanation, he firmly believed that there would be a terrible word on his face.

"After I sent His Royal Highness Thor back to the room last night"

Talking about his embarrassing things and Odin's attitude, Garfield thought for less than a second, then thought of something in an instant, and pointed to the door: "Fuluo fans"

To be continued

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