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Brother 9’s slap is as big as a casserole

Don’t drink while driving, don’t drive after drinking, drive improperly, and your loved ones will shed tears.

Bai Yan, who was about to go further, was kicked into the mental space by Tsunade.

What, are you a ball? Kurama kicks after Tsunade kicks.

The Nine Lamas are still in the spiritual space, looking like a dead fish. Well, salt has been added. This is a salted fish.

A fox is lying down with another little fox lying on its body. Why does this scene look so familiar? Do you want some music?

"Hey! You dare to come back?" Yes, the anger is still not gone, but this is not my fault?

He knelt down and touched his hair, but he was not scared: "Ah ah ah! Don't be angry, Jiu Lama, your body will not be well if you are angry. Besides, this is not my fault. How do I know that the pain in my body will be transferred to you?"

With one paw, he opened the hand that was touching his head: "You can also touch my head?"

Bai Yan decided to lick the angry fox: "Look, your coat has been so smooth for thousands of years. Generally, foxes' hair will start to split when they reach their teens. How can you take care of it so well? You are domineering yet gentle." , the orange but perfect figure is only owned by you, Jiu Lama Yihu."

"Tch, I'm a Kyuubi. Isn't it normal for my hair to be well maintained?"

Jiu Lama's tone was very salty. Bai Yan felt that if the tail behind him didn't sway back and forth, I would really believe you.

Continue to lick it: "How can that be normal? Even your eight younger brothers are not as domineering and calm as you. Their body, hair, color and style are completely incomparable to yours."

"Of course, they are all younger brothers in my eyes."

Even if you praise me, I won't be happy, Baga Yalu! This emotion is vividly reflected with the tail swaying behind him.

Yep, arrogant fox!

The topic was successfully changed, but why was the physical pain transferred to Jiulama? The situation of Kurama and Tsunade is similar, Tsunade does not have this situation. Returning to the spiritual space, the physical pain was directly transmitted to the Nine Lamas. What was the reason for this? Is it a question about the soul?

While Nine Lama was still in a good mood, Bai Yan decided to ask this question.

"Nine Lama, why is the pain in my body transferred to you?"

The tail stopped wagging and put it down. Seeing that the situation was not good, he touched his pocket. The cigarette appeared in his pocket again? This unscientific! But very ninja. At this time, I didn’t think about this issue anymore and quickly lit the cigarette for Nine Lamas.

"Phew~! This problem is too complicated."

"Then keep it simple."

"To put it simply, the original soul of this body merged with my chakra and became the little fox on my back."

One person and one fox have very calm expressions.

Jiu Lama was puzzled. Even if he was calm, why are you still so calm? "Aren't you surprised?"

"I'm surprised."

"What about your exclamation point?"

Bai Yan lit a cigarette for himself: "Huh~! Okay, I'm surprised."

"You don't want to ask something?"

"Can you sit up? You lie down and I squat. It always feels awkward."

"I don't want to hear you ask this question!"

Jiu Lama still sat up, and his balls no longer hurt. After all, he was not a lion or tiger in the zoo, and he had a sense of shame. The little fox was held by Bai Yan with one hand.

"Hoo~!" Ninth Lama was puzzled, does this person have any serious intentions? Even though he was talking about him, he was still so calm: "Aren't you curious at all?"

"I'm quite curious, but there are so many things related to me these days, and my mood swings are quite severe. Regarding the other soul in my body, there is no way for me to have any mood swings." He added another sentence in his heart: Compared with this incurable soul problem, I am more curious about your egg-ache speech, Nine Lama.

He blew out a smoke ring and blew it in front of Bai Yan. His lung capacity was sufficient. The Nine Lama's eyes showed disdain: "Frail human beings cannot bear to experience such a little thing. I have lived for thousands of years and experienced countless sufferings. Now I can't bear it." It’s still good.”

Isn't that the Nine Lama in the Emotional Sealed Space who was so painful that he fell to the ground? The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten, is it you who said it? It's a pity that Bai Yan didn't dare to mention this topic. He just thought about it in his mind. If he really said it, he would experience the fear of being dominated by the pain in his balls for the second time. He could only cater to it with his mouth: "Yes, yes, you are the best."

"Can you be more perfunctory? You little brat, I don't care about you. This kind of pain is just an discomfort that I have never experienced before. Even if there is such pain again in the future, I will not defeat me."

"you sure?"

Being stared at by Bai Yan made him feel nervous: "Don't look at me with that straight look. If you have anything to say, just say it."

"Shouldn't you avoid pain from happening to you? Why do you still feel pain?"

Are you going to play brainteasers with me?

The suspicious eyes were very appropriate for Jiu Lama: "I seriously suspect that you are making fun of me."

Is it so obvious? How fresh! Bai Yan just had it written clearly on his face.

The big hand formed by chakra grabbed Bai Yan, and Jiulama was very angry: "I really doubt whether your brain circuit was kicked by Senju Hashirama. I am talking to you about business, and you are making fun of me here. ?”

Bai Yan still looked indifferent: "Okay, okay, the problem of the soul can't be cured anyway, can it? The fox you mentioned is not much different from the situation of the Yondaime. It appeared for a while and then disappeared, so why not Wouldn’t it be better to give up treatment and be happy?”

The big hand slowly put down Bai Yan.

Jiulama took a puff of the extinguished cigarette: "Do you think we are characters in the story or people living in reality?"

"Who knows, maybe in a higher latitude space we are just a different form of art. I only know that now, I am a person living in reality, and you are my friend: Nine Lamas, you don't need to do anything for me If you are worried about something that cannot be done, just let it take its course."

"Let nature take its course?" Nine Lama seemed to have heard something very funny: "Hahaha! You actually said such thing as let nature take its course? It's so funny." This kind of smile was a bit cold.

"The adult world is always accompanied by a lot of helplessness. Not everything can be done. You should understand this kind of thing."

"Are you going to talk about me being sealed by Senju Hashirama next?"

Bai Yan did not say such a thing: "You know? I just talked with Tsunade in the sealed space, and Senju Hashirama's body is now being studied by the village. Tsunade is opposed to this kind of thing, and opposition is powerless. , Wood Release is of great value, and those who desire power will not give up studying it. Likewise, I have no ability to protect all of this and help her protect the remains of her relatives from being violated, but she stayed in the village for me. I can What I do is to accumulate strength in this plot that may be changed by me, to protect her and make her happy when I accompany her. I can't do anything else. This kind of thing is very humiliating for a man. I I can only divert my attention so that I don’t think about things that I can’t do anything about.”

"Pah!" A loud slap hit Bai Yan's face.

Jiu Lama was very angry: "You escaping coward, put away your meaningless letting nature take its course and your powerlessness. Are you living in a real world! Or are you living in a plot that has been determined! Please wake up to me. !”

The Nine Lama's slap doesn't hurt. What does it want to say? Did you make it angry by making fun of yourself? Is the joke between bad friends inappropriate? Maybe the things it considers important have already been determined in the original plot, and there is nothing it can do about it. Or is there something wrong with my own words?

Let me explain: "If this is a dispensable plot, then why should I take you into my heart? Arrogant Jiu Lama, don't be angry about the joke just now. I know your concern, but things like souls still matter." We have to wait at least twenty years, and there may not be a definite result.”

"You think I can't take a joke?"

"My joke was inappropriate. I know it. I'm sorry for not explaining it to you."

The Nine Lama was very angry: "You think this is what makes me angry!" This was what the Nine Lama shouted.

After thinking about it carefully, apart from these, there is really no problem, and I really can't think of any other problems.

Bai Yan nodded and was slapped away by Jiu Lama.

"Do you think I'll be angry about such an insignificant thing? Do you think I'm telling the truth when I say I'll blow up your lower body? I can joke, but I can't tolerate your fear of living because you think you know the future plot. Cringe!”

Jiu Lama walked to Bai Yan who was knocked away and stepped on him with one foot: "Does it hurt? This is not a dream, your soul will hurt! This is not a plot, you live in reality and know the future. But that’s not the reason why you bring a real world into a story. The plot of Killing God is not the whole world! Don’t use the only thing in a story to measure the whole world!”

"I know, but why did you hit me?"

"Pa!" A hard slap: "Hitting you is easy, look at you! You keep saying this is the real world, but you keep substituting it into the original story. In the story, you have to wait twenty years! The outline of the story The hand will leave the village! As in the story!"

"Pa!" Another slap: "Leave your problems to others! You are really good at it! Originally, I wanted to hit you because you always took the twenties in the original plot, but I didn't expect that there would be such a thing as Tsunade , What about the bloody nature of men! Why do you make Tsunade happy with her pain? She endured this village digging up her family’s cemetery, and faced your smile in pain, is this a mockery? "

"Pa!" Another slap: "The story is static, the reality is that as long as you change, you have a chance to do it!"

"If I wasn't changing, why would I practice a suicide attack skill in the original work!"

"Pah!" Another slap: "How dare you talk back! Listen! I don't care what happens in the plot, just live like yourself!"

"I'm already truly alive in this world! Stop fighting!"

"Pa!" Another slap: "Reality! I don't see your reality! I only see a person who has stagnated because of problems that did not appear in the plot. You also said that the man's bloody nature makes you feel If you don’t wash away this shame, do you plan to take it to your grave?”

"What can I do! If I go, Tsunade will definitely go too. Do I want Tsunade to flee with me? I will die early and leave her alone?"

"Pah!" After the last slap, Nine Lama said to Bai Yan: "It seems that you are not addicted to the story. Why do you always use the twenty years in the story to talk about things? Work hard to find a solution! "

The first pain in my soul was actually given to Jiu Lama. Every slap didn't hurt, but the slap that knocked me away really hurt.

Bai Yan rubbed his face so as not to affect his enunciation: "Because the soul is more mysterious than the body, the body needs a blood type match for blood transfusion. Where can I, a person from another world, find a soul match to replenish my lost soul? The only one The possibility is Tsunade, then I can’t even think of this method.”

"Taking everything into account? But do you know that not only the healing method for souls, but also you, the strange time traveler, are missing from the story?" What does Nine Lama mean by this? Isn't this obvious?

"It means that if something doesn't appear in the story now, it doesn't mean it doesn't appear in reality now."

"You mean? The possibility of soul healing?"

Regarding Bai Yan who was a little surprised now, Jiu Lama couldn't help but laugh: "Who just said to let nature take its course? When the result is natural before your eyes, you must miss it."

After the taunt, he got down to business: "The gap in this kid's soul is because my chakra will no longer absorb your soul, and the power of your soul will no longer be lost."

"Thank you, Nine Lamas!" Bai Yan's voice was very enthusiastic, but his heart was very dull. The loss of the soul was not a problem, but there was a bigger problem, the mismatch between the body and the soul, which he would not think about at all. Another reason for the solution, is it useful if the soul is solved? What's the use of model mismatch?

"I always feel like you're unhappy inside? Are there any other problems?"

"No, no, I was just overly excited, things must be reversed, that's why it's so dull."

Nine Lamas, thank you. It would be nice if only I knew about this kind of thing.

You're a bastard who can't even say anything in a panic. Do you think I've lived a thousand years in vain? You keep everything in your heart and don’t treat me as a friend? This beating was not unjust for you.

s: The protagonist's mentality has collapsed. The previous problems were a bunch of c4, which were put aside.

Until today, I summoned Stark, got the remote control and completely exploded, so this chapter had a strange beginning.

Ask yourself, if a person travels through time and experiences so many ups and downs, the protagonist will be considered to be in a good state of mind.

But don't worry, I won't abuse the owner.

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