Are you sure it's Pokémon

If you gamble without being caught, it’s not cheating. No matter how much you win, it’s all yours. If you don’t get caught when you do something, it won’t be a big problem. You are still a good young man and the successor of socialism. .

Lu Ming was now stepping on Xiong Ji's head with one foot and holding a smoking lollipop with the other foot that he had just licked until it started to smoke. He took a deep breath and said calmly to Xiong Ji:

"Brother, we are still in the same boat. We wouldn't know each other if we didn't fight, right? I heard that my sister-in-law Tumei is a well-known detective in the industry, right? I have such a small case here. I wonder if I can ask my sister-in-law to take action. How about finishing it?"

Xiong Ji didn't answer. Lu Ming lifted the broken lollipop aside, pulled out another lollipop, inserted it into Xiong Ji's anus and asked again. This time he finally got a response.

"I know what the case you want to investigate is, but I hope you agree to a condition, otherwise there will be no discussion on this matter."

"Oh, please tell me the conditions."

"No matter who the murderer is in the end, don't hand them over to the police, okay?"

"Interesting, do you know the murderer, or what?"

"No, there is no murderer in this case!!!"

"There is no murderer. It's interesting. I agreed, and then I leave the rest to you. I know you are a smart man. You did it to me first, or twice. This time, it will be regarded as your repayment of the debt. If you think If it’s not enough, you can tell me later.”

Lu Ming lifted his foot that had been resting on Xiong Ji's head, pulled Xiong Ji up from the ground, patted his shoulder, then pulled the lollipop out of his butt, and kindly unwrapped it. It was stuffed into Xiong Ji's mouth.

"I hope you like the strawberry flavored one."

After Lu Ming and Xiong Ji separated, they changed their clothes and went to the "Regent Hotel" to rent a room. But it was such a coincidence that Xiaoling was also in the hotel. This was fucking disgusting. This disguise was probably a lie. You can't deceive her like her mother. After all, everyone has been in close contact and had in-depth communication, so it must be difficult to handle. (Are you saying I’m talking nonsense? There’s no in-depth communication... Doesn’t Landlord Fighting count?)

But who is our classmate Lu Ming, who can be stumped by such a small problem?I saw him squatting down slightly, tilting his butt upwards, and started rushing into the hotel at a speed of [-] meters.

"I'm in a hurry and need to use the toilet."

Lu Ming's mind suddenly came up with such an idea. He rushed so hard that he didn't notice the boss's wife wanting to open her mouth but had no time to open her mouth.

"Honey boss, there is something wrong with your hotel. Why is there a women's restroom behind the men's restroom sign? I'm sorry, aunt, am I really not being a gangster? What are you doing? Put down the mop and sanitary napkin. That thing is still stained with blood. ah."

"Why? Why is there a kitchen behind the women's restroom sign? Why is it you again? Put down the spatula and that sanitary napkin. I'm telling you, give up and I won't give in."

"God, don't you have a men's room? Can anyone tell me why there is a bathroom behind the kitchen sign? Why are you everywhere, aunt?"

The landlady put down the mobile phone in her hand and slowly said to Lu Ming, who was trying her best to resist the pressing aunt:

"Haha, you didn't expect that our hotel actually doesn't have a men's toilet."

Lu Ming: "...Okay, as long as you're happy."

Who am I, where am I, what do I do? ? ?

"My name is Lu Ming. I wanted to go to a hotel to borrow a toilet. I never expected that I would succeed in using the toilet in the end."

"I didn't expect that my women's clothes are pretty pretty, hehe."

The protagonist on my side, classmate Lu Ming, actually gave up his integrity just to borrow a toilet, and the situation on the other side was not much better.

"Musashi, are you really capable of this? You have to know that I have no choice but to succeed. If I don't succeed, I have to go home and inherit my millions in property. You still need me." By marrying that fiancée who looks exactly like you, you say you are driving me to a dead end."

"Ojiro, I didn't do anything. What do you think? Meow meow."

"Musashi, nya, I'm not telling you, you did go a little too far this time, nya."

"What's wrong with me? Didn't I just cook a few dishes for you myself?"

"Musashi, how many times have I told you, is the kitchen the place you should go? There are demons in there, and they will continue to devour your mind. Those pots and pans are all demons. You can’t even touch the props.”

"Yes, meow, none of this should happen."

"What's wrong? Doesn't it taste good for me to look up at the stars?"

"Musashi..."

At the same time, this is happening all over the world.

In a very high-tech room, a man in a white coat said this to a man wearing a hat similar to Lu Ming:

"Mr. Champion, we have detected a special magnetic field emitted by an unknown object. All our equipment has problems, and the extracted divine genes have been directly destructive."

In a place that looked like a primitive tribe, a dying old man said to the man kneeling on the ground:

"I feel that this world is about to face a disaster. Demonic things have come to the world. Please tell all our people to hide in the Holy Land."

On a very high tower, a man carrying a turtle shell said to the seven yellow spheres with stars in front of him:

"Why can't the dragon be summoned? Is there something in the world that suppresses the dragon?"

At this time we pull the camera back to our real protagonist trio.

"Ojiro, Miaomiao, I think this dish is good. Look how pretty the Magikarp's head looks upward. It's delicious. I'll show it to you."

"Musashi doesn't want it."

"No, meow."

Meowth and Kojiro wanted to stop it, but it was too late. Musashi actually swallowed the plate of food.

"Musashi, I sometimes have to wonder if you are really human?"

"I thought so too, nya."

After Musashi ate this dish looking up at the stars, different things happened around the world.

Come on, the man in the white coat said:

"Mr. Champion's instrument suddenly returned to normal. It seems that our research on divine genes can continue."

The old man in the tribe said:

"eI really want to feel that I am wrong. There are not many problems in this world. I should have been rescued."

The man wearing the turtle shell said:

"It seems that Shenlong was successfully summoned. Maybe he was going to the toilet just now, so he was a little late." See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665