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After Lu Ming's brain cramped and he said this, he could feel his invulnerable face getting a little hot. In order to avoid embarrassment, he took out the spicy strip packaging bag that he had kept in his pocket, originally thinking of putting the last remaining stuff inside. The two spicy strips each solve the problem. No matter what kind of woman she is, she can't resist the temptation of spicy strips. This wave is stable.

But God is not as good as man. At this time, a strong wind blew up and blew the basically empty packaging bag away. The packaging bag with two spicy strips left turned out several beautiful ones in the night sky. He flipped playfully a few times and gently fell into the water. Wow, there was no splash at all. This was a perfect fall into the water, with a difficulty factor of 9.9.

Lu Ming's reaction was indeed a little excited, but there was someone who was more excited than him. The guy who had been hiding in the river seemed to hear Lu Mingming's words, and his mouth suddenly opened and he used it in his mouth. The breathing tube under the water surface was spit out, and because of the current, the tube disappeared into the dark river as soon as it left the range of the mouth.

Everything happened so suddenly that the guy in the river didn't react at all. The river water poured directly into his open mouth. The guy wanted to shut up immediately, but it just happened that there were two spicy strips. The packaging bag just blocked his mouth, and two spicy strips floated out of the bag at the right time and followed the water flow into his two nostrils.

"Help, help, help me, help..."

At this time, the two people on the shore naturally heard the movement in the river. Xiao Huang suddenly became very excited and put the anti-wolf spray in his right hand back into his pocket, and then broke away from Lu Ming's hand. He took a few steps forward to save the man in the river.

Needless to say, Lu Ming was a staunch supporter of male chauvinism. He grabbed Xiao Huang who was taking off her clothes with his backhand. Although he wanted to wait until she finished taking off her clothes, he wanted to hold her back, but time was very urgent now, so as a gentleman, Mr. Lu was there. After grabbing Xiao Huang, he glanced at Xiao Huang's chest from an extremely hidden angle and jumped into the water.

After a while of manipulation, Lu Ming pulled the unlucky guy who almost drowned in the river to the grass on the river bank. Xiao Huang became even more excited. He came forward and hugged the unlucky guy's body and shook it crazily. The shaking was over there, but because the shaking was too huge, the unfortunate guy's head kept hitting the grass due to the shaking of his body. Lu Ming looked at it for a few times, but he couldn't stand it anymore and planned to step forward to help.

"Sister, please don't get excited. If you keep shaking it, you will become bald."

Lu Ming wanted to get Xiao Huang away from the unlucky guy, but Xiao Huang was so excited that he couldn't get her away. She kept shaking the unlucky guy's body. Lu Ming looked at the hair that was constantly being rubbed and fell to the ground. Subconsciously, I touched my bald head and felt really sorry for that unfortunate guy.

Lu Ming is a straight man, not an ordinary straight man. All people in this world are not pure enough. If they are not pure enough, they will not work. When a behavior pattern is thoroughly implemented, people will become pure.

Straight men, scumbag men who are not particularly scumbags, and straight men who are not particularly straight. These existences that are torn between scumbag men and steely straight men are fundamentally suppressed by women when it comes to facing women. Because most women live more purely by themselves than men.

But scumbags and straight men are different. Let’s leave aside scumbags. Our great straight man Lu Ming has never been suppressed by women since he was a child (except for Lu Ming’s mother). At this time, Lu Ming made a decisive decision. Three consecutive whirlwind kicks sent Xiao Huang flying three meters away. Xiao Huang fell there, his body twitched twice and remained motionless, his life or death unknown.

Lu Ming wiped the foundation that touched his shoes, squatted down and began to treat the unfortunate guy who was drowning.

When he got closer, he saw that this unlucky guy turned out to be Xiao Huang's boyfriend, but at this time Lu Ming couldn't care so much. He opened the unlucky guy's mouth and took out the foreign object inside and found that it turned out to be the packaging bag of spicy strips. . . . .

"It's that bastard who litters this kind of garbage. He has no sense of ethics at all. If I find out who it is, I will never let him go."

Lu Ming stuffed the spicy strip bag into his pocket and continued to rescue him. Lu Ming had systematically learned artificial respiration during military training, so he was able to do it easily. After one operation, he made a lot of water out of the unlucky guy. .

After the water almost filled the hole made by the little yellow guy's head, the unfortunate guy struggled on the ground a few times, coughed a few times, and opened his eyes.

When he saw the person in front of him who he wanted to sneak attack just now, his eyes widened suddenly. When he saw Xiao Huang lying not far away, he thought that the plan must have been exposed. Xiao Huang had been dealt with, and he was very angry inside. He almost He was about to stand up and fuck Lu Ming.

But I don't know what blocked my nose, and both nostrils were blocked. A mysterious numbness and irritation came from my nostrils.

"Could it be that he was drugged... No way, what on earth does this guy want to do???"

When the unlucky guy was wondering, he saw Lu Ming's big face approaching him and his heart collapsed. Could it be that this guy doesn't have thoughts about my girlfriend but about me?

A chill ran through the unfortunate man's body. He tried his best to stand up, but the foreign object in his nose kept blocking his breathing and he couldn't exert any effort at all.

Seeing a big mouth blocking his own mouth, the unfortunate man had tears of humiliation flowing out of his eyes.

"What kind of tragic reality will greet me next? What a cruel future. Can I, who is brave, still be able to create miracles?"

Life is like being raped by a wall. Since you have no way to resist, you can only enjoy it. Maybe the unlucky guy has completely given up resisting. After all, he just drowned and his breathing is still blocked now. His mind is a little unclear and his body is still a little out of control. I saw him sticking his tongue out unconsciously when Lu Ming was giving him artificial respiration.

Lu Ming felt a little uncomfortable when he felt the strange feeling in his mouth. To be honest, there is not much difference between men's and women's tongues. The taste and other aspects are just the same, but he can't get over it in his heart. Lu Ming is a straight man. He is a completely stubborn type, so the feeling at this time really disgusted Lu Ming.

But looking at the person in front of me who can't even breathe properly, I basically ignore him and he's about to die. What should I do? Artificial respiration. This guy actually sticks out his tongue and won't give it to him. Breathe, this guy is going to die soon. . . .How to do it? ? ?

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