Are you sure it's Pokémon

After coming out of that hateful public security bureau again, Lu Ming had mixed feelings in his heart. He looked at Xiaoxia with very complicated eyes. Suddenly, he felt that it would be good to leave everything to others to decide. However, the feeling in his body The straight male cancer gene did not allow him to think this way. Suddenly Lu Ming slapped himself hard and said goodbye to Xiaoxia. He planned to go to the store of "Lao Wang next door" to have a look. As for that strange girl It must be long gone by now.

As a straight man, our classmate Lu Ming would never think of trouble with the young woman at the hotel counter or the girl in the alley. Such an idea would never appear in Lu Ming's mind, otherwise with his ability It's really not difficult to find a woman to trouble with.

Since Lu Ming can remember, he has been instilled with male chauvinism by the people or things around him. Of course, these people around him must include women, and women are also involved in these things around him. Because he has been like this since he was a child, Lu Ming is not a person at all. I don’t know what the so-called non-”straight male cancer” patients are like.

"Aren't men trying to grab things from women, or are they simulating women to move closer to them? If that's the case, are they still considered men?"

For a long time, Lu Ming characterized those so-called non-"straight male cancer" patients in this way. Not long before the time travel, Lu Ming learned the word "crooked man" on one of the country's largest gay dating websites.

Then he characterized those who are not "straight men" as "curvy men." There is no way that the world is not black and white, but since he is not straight, he must be curvy. There is no doubt about this.

Lu Ming is [-]% sure that he is a straight man and a patient with the so-called "straight male cancer". It is estimated that it is still in an advanced stage, but he does not feel any discomfort at all. This is how he is, and he has been like this since he became conscious.

It is true that Lu Ming is such a straight man, but there are also people who are not straight men, and some people have very strange ways of thinking, such as the person who suddenly appeared in front of Lu Ming.

What appeared in front of Lu Ming's eyes was a very strange-looking man dressed as a student? (Female), Lu Ming couldn’t determine the gender of the person in front of him just by looking at her appearance and voice. Do you want to correct him here? (She) is not particularly good-looking, but she does not show the secondary sexual characteristics of a man or a woman. Her clothes are very unisex and even her voice is neither male nor female. As a straight man, Lu Ming saw that This type of person will be subconsciously disliked.

The general feeling is like walking on the street and stepping on a piece of shit that can't be rubbed off no matter how hard you rub it off. You slowly rub your shoes back and forth on the ground in an attempt to rub the shit out. This behavior was photographed by passers-by. The online title that was uploaded read, "A mysterious man appears on the street imitating Michael Jackson. His dance moves are so ecstatic that he is suspected to be possessed by the soul of the King of Dance."

You have become so inexplicably popular that people are trying to interfere with your life. If you don't say anything, someone will say that you "have become a bitch and still build a memorial arch." It's obviously you who attracted the attention of the crowd by dancing on the street. Pretending to be like this now is simply stupid. If you speak up, some jealous people will shout that you are arrogant and arrogant, but you are just a street dancing clown who is so high-profile.

You are so inexplicably burdened with such a strange reputation, and your whole life is completely disrupted. If you do anything that is normal for others, someone will jump out to pick on you. The most ridiculous thing is that you have always been criticized by your parents. Instilled in you the idea of ​​​​bearing peace for a while, you tolerate it until you finally see that some so-called "truth parties" will jump out at a very inopportune time to announce the so-called truth. In fact, you just stepped on a piece of shit on the street. All of this It has become you who are sensationalizing, and you have become a person who will be poked in the spine and scolded no matter where you go. Of course, your parents, your friends, everything about you will become an existence that makes you even more annoying than before.

The initiator of all this is very indifferent. He or she may now stand on the moral high ground and post a Weibo saying that "people's hearts are not ancient" or something like that and continue his or her previous life, even better than before. better.

Lu Ming met such a person on the street now, which made him feel as if he had stepped on that piece of shit when he went out.

This incomprehensible person actually said that Lu Ming had bullied his (her) people and wanted Lu Ming to apologize to his (her) people in person.

Lu Ming: "Meow meow meow."

People in the world are often different, but most people have one thing in common. They always only think about themselves. The girl who was blocked by Lu Ming in the alley actually thought that Lu Ming must not be a good person after shaving his head. He would look for opportunities to settle accounts with her. He had no choice but to find the person he "least wanted to find" to help solve the problem. The result of such a decision was Lu Ming's current situation.

Lu Ming can now be regarded as a "skilled and bold" senior Zanpakutō user. The amount of chakra makes him clearly feel that the person in front of him is just an elite low-level Zanpakutō user. Lu Ming has a feeling that even if it is him ( She) and the few students-looking people behind him (her) were no match for him, so Lu Ming followed them obediently, wanting to see what was going on.

"Ishiya Demon Middle School"

Lu Ming was not surprised when he saw these words. He had a feeling that he would come to this middle school sooner or later a few days ago, but he didn't expect it to be in this way.

There is no security guard at the entrance of this school, and even the so-called school gate is half-open and half-closed as if it were a decoration, without any sense of existence. The walls of the school are covered with graffiti and enigmatic words.

It was probably similar to the feeling on the rooftop wall with "Lily of the Valley Summit" written on it. Lu Ming was taken into this "school" and passed through several teaching buildings. Lu Ming arrived at a place with crooked characters on it. Where it says "Sports Equipment Room".

I don't know why Lu Ming thought of many not-so-good pictures in his mind when he saw this place called "Sports Equipment Room".

Words and phrases such as the basketball manager’s special teachings, that girl after school, and the reason why she didn’t go home after school would appear in Lu Ming’s mind.

However, Lu Ming was not allowed to think too much, so Lu Ming was taken to the "sports equipment room". Those people brought Lu Ming in and closed the door. Lu Ming suddenly felt strange when he heard the sound of the door being closed behind him. The feeling arises spontaneously that maybe I will find something useful here.See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665