Are you sure it's Pokémon

Zhang Wei had a dream for no apparent reason after he fell into coma. There was nothing in the dream but himself. However, this dream was a "lucid dream", which means that he could realize that he was dreaming and could be in the dream. To do anything, Zhang Wei, as a young boy, when faced with this kind of situation before, he would naturally just find the woman in his dream, but there was nothing in this dream. Could it be that in the dream he could only " Self-sufficient”?

An endless feeling of sadness suddenly welled up in Zhang Wei's heart. In reality, it doesn't matter if I'm a virgin. Even in my dreams, don't you let me be a good man? God, when I go back and marry Xiaoli, I will definitely I want it, I always want it.

Of course, it is said that there is nothing wrong with exercising arm strength in a dream, and the inexplicable feeling of wanting to exercise arm strength is very strong. Since there is no need to worry about physical problems in a dream, Zhang Wei naturally ignores it. When he thinks I was dreaming that I could exercise my arm strength without any limit, and I was a little excited mentally. It was true that Zhang Wei was such a person who didn't have the best, and he began to fantasize about the girl in black stockings just now.

I don’t know if it’s because of the dream. Zhang Wei exercised his arm strength several times in a row this time but still couldn’t fully release the feeling of “getting ready to move”. And not to mention that the feeling was unusually refreshing these few times. Now Zhang Wei It takes even more effort to exercise arm strength.

Happy time is always short, no matter how beautiful the dream is, you have to wake up. After doing this countless times, Zhang Wei gradually woke up. As soon as Zhang Wei woke up, an extremely strong feeling of weakness came over him. , this feeling inexplicably reminded him of the only breeding duck among the hundreds of "green onion ducks" he raised in his hometown. He remembered that every time he went to feed him, the breeding duck looked hopeless. Zhang Wei never understood what it was like to have so many wives. It was too late for me to envy him. Now I suddenly understood the feeling of that duck, and suddenly I felt like I missed him very much.

Zhang Wei was so weak that it was very difficult to open his half-closed eyes. Even in this situation, Zhang Wei couldn't help but suck in a breath with all his strength when he saw his current situation. Cool air.

Zhang Wei is now on top of a mushroom on the top of a huge mountain. The specific image is that there is a giant mushroom planted on the top of a mountain, and Zhang Wei is planted on top of this mushroom. Zhang Wei is now Half of his body was planted in the mushroom. At this time, even though Zhang Wei was weak, he still held back his breath and said:

"In this case, isn't it always the lower side that is planted? What the hell are they planting at an angle? I can't look up at the sky with this honey at a 45-degree angle."

Just when Zhang Wei was trying to use his weak body to straighten himself, he suddenly felt a strange vibration under his feet. Zhang Wei did not take it seriously and continued to do his own thing, but then he continued to do his thing. The vibration gave Zhang Wei a feeling of losing his balance. His whole body was shaking with the vibration. You must know where he was planted diagonally. His whole body was shaking like a salty one. The fish are no different.

After finally waiting for the shaking feeling to end, before Zhang Wei could stabilize his body, another feeling of falling hit him. Zhang Wei's squinting 45-degree view was lifted up several floors, followed by a burst of pain that seemed to be hidden. A huge roar came from below Zhang Wei.

At the same time, on the mountainside of another mountain, a strong man with a mohawk holding a telescope looked into the distance while holding a communicator to report what he saw.

"Sir, that huge mushroom is indeed alive. It seems to have woken up completely, a whole day earlier than scheduled."

"This is a bit troublesome. How come it's a day early? Many arrangements here haven't been completed yet. It's earlier than expected. Something must have happened to make the monster wake up early. Observe and report."

"Sir, please report. I observed that the huge mushroom has legs growing out from under it, and it looks like..."

"If there are legs underneath, it's indeed a Parasite. It's a giant Parasite. That's bad. Please tell me what's on that mushroom?"

"Sir, there seems to be a person on that huge mushroom?"

"What, how could it be a human being?"

"Yes, he is really a human being. He looked up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle as if to sigh, 'The departure of the leaves is not the call of the wind, but the unwillingness of the tree to stay.'"

"What, are you sure you're not kidding me? I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language, observe again, and report back."

"Ahem, sorry, sir, you know I'm not tall, so I couldn't hold back the sigh in my heart."

"Okay, re-observe and report again."

"It's sir. Report sir. There is indeed a person on that mushroom. It looks like a man. If it weren't for a flat-chested woman, she would be a bit ugly. The key is that she is naked. I also noticed that the person's face was pale, his eyes were sluggish, and his hair was withered and yellow. It's obviously kidney deficiency. The most important thing is that he keeps shaking. How could it be possible? When shaking, he still maintains a 45-degree angle looking up at the sky."

"...Your sister with kidney deficiency, your younger brother dressed as a woman at a 45-degree angle. Let's not talk about that ugly man with kidney deficiency who is naked and looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. Let's see what's weird and special. place."

"Yes, sir. Report sir, I found that the feet under the huge mushroom seemed to want to touch somewhere at the bottom of the mushroom. I kept trying to reach inside, but I couldn't reach in at all. Moreover, there seemed to be liquid flowing out from right below. It's like...laying eggs. I'm just saying, sir, strange creatures like Pokémon can have all kinds of promiscuity and crossbreeds, but they all lay eggs which cannot be explained scientifically."

"What? How is it possible? How could Paraster lay eggs at this time? Don't talk about things that don't exist. Maybe they just pee. Continue to observe and report."

"Yes, sir, sir, oh oh oh oh, that Paraster is indeed going to give birth!!!"

"How is it possible? What happened to it? Isn't this Paraster the ultimate weapon of those Pokémon?"

"Oooh, he gave birth to a stick?"

"A stick?"

"Yes, sir, he is stretching out a huge stick. I made a mistake in my judgment, sir. He is not trying to lay an egg but..."

Before the strong man who discovered the mohawk could report to the intercom, the officer who had been sitting behind the table snatched the telescope from him. The officer took the telescope and looked at it himself.See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665