Are you sure it's Pokémon

"So how do we fight against those mushroom zombies?" Lu Ming asked after crawling out of the rock wall.

"Master, I didn't look at your face just now, and I didn't find this kind of mushroom growing on your head. You must know that it is impolite to look at other people's faces in the etiquette of our planet. By the way, Master may have hemorrhoids. !!!"

"Okay, I probably know that you are looking at others, so that means you know what this mushroom is."

"Yes, great god, this mushroom is a zombie mushroom, a peculiar species of your earth. Our researchers said that this mushroom will parasitize other organisms with spores, absorb the nutrients of other organisms to survive, and slowly invade the parasite The nervous system finally controls them. The most terrifying thing is that there is no parasite and no feeling during all this process. The only external manifestation is a mushroom on the head. After being parasitized, the creature's movements will become very stiff and stiff. All I know is to look for human male reproductive organs to supplement the nutrition of the mushroom on my head.”

After listening to this, Lu Ming felt bad. Why?How come I was planted with mushrooms? If I have the chance to return to Earth, I will definitely have to kill thousands more Teemo to relieve the hatred in my heart.

"That is to say, those mushroom zombies are organisms that have been successfully parasitized by those mushrooms. So this is what I will do with the whole situation now. This mushroom is less than 20 centimeters, so I think it's not a big problem."

"Master, in your current situation, you may need to kill a large number of Paras. Because Paras has been parasitized by this zombie mushroom for a long time, it will produce something similar to antibodies. If there are a large number of Paras' corpses, Our researchers should be able to figure it out."

"In other words, I want to kill a lot of Paras. I can try this, but I can find a lot of Paras there. You know, I just walked a long distance in front of Yuejian Mountain and couldn't find it. A Pallas."

"Across from passage A, there should be a lair of Paras."

"That means we first have to kill the mushroom zombies that came in from Channel A. It's so troublesome."

"Master, you should have less than a day left, so hurry up."

"That's all there is to it."

"Master, I hope you can come back successfully. We will supply you with some weapons from our planet. Just go and get them yourself over there. The qualifying match here is about to begin, and this one is the promotion round."

On the way to get the weapons, Zhang Wei didn't understand the situation from beginning to end, while Xiaoxia seemed like she didn't want to say anything. Just like that, Lu Ming and the others found the so-called weapons depot.

In Lu Ming's opinion, the so-called weapons arsenal is just a small closet. As for the laser gun and the lightsaber that were agreed upon, I am already thirsty for the Force.

What is the result?What the hell are these three bags?

Three people opened the bag and found a shovel in the bag? (Is it used to knock people?), a kettle (is it used to make the enemy wet?) and other miscellaneous things that I don’t understand what they are. After studying them for a long time, I still didn’t have any clue, so I went back to the original place and asked the happy person. people.

"The weapons on our planet may be very different from your weapons in use. You should open the box in the bag and take a look."

Lu Ming followed the instructions and opened the bag and found the box. He found that it was something similar to soybeans. He picked it up and looked at it carefully but couldn't find any clues. He could only continue to wait for Uncle Pipi to say.

"Damn, there's something wrong with that stone. It's all attack. Oh, did you see those seeds?"

"Seed? Well, I saw it."

"That's the seed of the weapon. You just need to dig a hole in the ground, plant the seed in it, bury some soil, pour some water and count for five seconds, and the weapon will grow out of it."

"You are crazy. You dig the soil and water whatever you do. Why do weapons grow out of the ground in five seconds? It makes no sense at all."

After Lu Ming finished vomiting, he found that Xiaoxia, Zhang Wei and even Uncle Pippi were looking at him with expressions like they were looking at fools. Pikachu's legs were trembling and he was about to come up and give Lu Ming a fatal scissor kick.

The corners of Lu Ming's mouth twitched covertly twice. It seems that in a world full of madmen, if you act normally, you will become a madman.

"Aren't your weapons also grown? Sure enough, every great god is mentally abnormal."

"e, what you said makes sense, go ahead."

Uncle Pippi glanced at Lu Ming meaningfully and continued: "Okay, the next thing is the difference between our weapons. After they grow out, they will automatically find targets to attack, and some species have synergy, symbiosis, and supply. Relationship, you can try the specific ones yourself, I’m going to play in a group here.”

Lu Ming and others looked at each other, then each of them took a bag and walked towards the so-called aisle A.

Before walking, Lu Ming remembered something and turned around and asked Uncle Pippi: "Hey, last question, I'm curious what you look like. How can you pee without this thing?"

When Uncle Pipi heard this question, he twitched the ears on their heads and looked embarrassed.

"I know it's rude to ask this question, but I'm really curious. You have to know that I might have to explain it here today. Please give me some face. It's really uncomfortable to fight with such doubts. Ah, please help me."

The uncle didn't see any reaction, he just freed his right hand and raised his middle finger.

Lu Ming did not expect that such traditional Chinese etiquette existed in this other world and knew the meaning of this etiquette. Just when Lu Ming shook his head and was about to leave, something magical happened.

Lu Ming unexpectedly saw the raised middle finger slowly bend down, and light yellow water with white smoke began to spurt out. . . . . . .

"Okay, I'm fine."

Lu Ming was thinking while reshaping his three views in his mind.

Hey, don't tell me that if you give someone the middle finger, it would be really interesting. Then if you give someone the middle finger, you will be accused of sexual harassment. You don't have to take off your pants when you go to the small size. It's so convenient for you to see. The most important thing is that No need to take off your pants at any time. . . .Then the finger-sucking action that is said in this way has become. . . . .

Also, what is a man’s middle finger, and what is a woman’s index finger and thumb? ? ?

That's a heart-to-heart action. . .

The action of lifting glasses. . .

The action of picking your nose. . .

Then cut your fingernails. . . .

The most important thing is the action of buckling the chrysanthemum. . .

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