Kirby, the God of Pirates

"You guys, why are you attacking the store with cannonballs?" Sanji looked at Luffy in the utility room with a puzzled look on his face.

"Hey! That was an accident! It was a stray bullet in self-defense!"

"What's that..."

"Well... forget it"

Sanji rolled his eyes and stopped evading investigation. Anyway, as long as the old man agreed to do this, there was nothing wrong with him.

It would be better to say that thanks to all the guests naming Kebi to deliver the food, he also got a little bit of free time.

But to be honest... so far, the number of food orders from customers has exceeded about ten times before. For Barati, whose consumption level is already much higher than that of ordinary restaurants, it is really rare.

I have to say, women's clothing is really a magical thing...

"Ahem, Luffy, that guy is really... really..." Sanji pointed to the figure who was still busy in the restaurant and looked at Luffy in disbelief.

"Yes, we have known each other a long time ago. Kebi is indeed a boy, right?"

"Hey, what's wrong with you Sanji!"

Sanji leaned crookedly in the corner, looking helpless, holding his forehead with one hand and mumbling.

"Anyway...anyway! Listen up! In short, you'd better not have any idea of ​​​​this store, because the boss here was originally the chef of the famous pirate group!"

"Hey, that uncle!"

"Did he once be a pirate?" Luffy turned over and sat on the railing, looking up at the sky. Thinking of his uncle's bad temper just now, he couldn't help but feel funny.

"Speaking of which, that uncle's collection of clothes is quite nice. Doesn't it look surprisingly suitable for Kebi?"

"Cough cough—cough!"

How could Sanji not know about the old man's weird collecting habit? When he saw the black and white lace gothic maid outfit that Kirby was wearing, his eyes almost popped out of his head.

This old man, inexplicably... has unexpectedly good vision? !

"Let's get down to business!" Sanji curled his lips and put out the cigarette butt, then lit another one.

The smoke filled the man's face again, making it difficult to see his expression.

"For that smelly old man..."

"This restaurant is like his treasure, and the chefs who come here because of his reputation are all bloody pirates..."

"Ah - that's right!" Sanji said and laughed as if he had figured something out.

"For this place where pirates frequently come and go, it is perfect for them to be here."

"That's right!" Luffy crossed his legs on the railing, but kept his body strangely balanced, and shook his head to confirm.

“No wonder this store is so noisy!”

"Well...well...it's okay, these are just daily meals. Recently, there have even been customers who come here specifically to watch the cooks and pirates fight..."

"That's why all the waiters who came to work were scared away." Sanji sighed as he smoked a cigarette. He hadn't cooked for a long time, and he didn't know if his hand was raw or not.

"Ah, so that's why you asked me to work for a year..." Luffy shook his body with a smile, looking heartless. If Kirby saw it, he would definitely burst into flames.

"Hey, I say, just join us!"

"Please allow me to refuse!"

Sanji glanced at Luffy in surprise, then turned around and said seriously

"I have a reason to work in this store..."

"No! I refuse!"

"Eh? What are you rejecting?"

"I refuse and you refuse me! You are a good cook, so go to sea with me and become a pirate!"

"Hello!"

Sanji got up and looked at Luffy with a confused look on his face.

"Are you serious? Didn't I tell you everything..."

"reason?"

"No need to tell you!"

Sanji was going crazy.

[Is there something wrong with this person’s brain circuitry? 】

"Hey, didn't you tell me to listen?" Luffy looked puzzled, tilting his head and looking at Sanji.

[Is there something wrong with this cook’s mind? 】

"I'm telling you not to try this restaurant, including me!"

 "Be careful, I'll chop you up, you stinky straw hat!"

"What did you say!"

Luffy pressed his head against Sanji's head and gritted his teeth.

"If you dare to speak ill of this straw hat, I'll beat you up! You bastard!"

"Excuse me--!"

Just as the two were arguing, Jin, who had been watching for a long time, suddenly interrupted and said

"Please allow me to interject."

"What!" X2

"I am Akin from the Klick Pirates..."

"You have already said this a long time ago!" X2

"Ahem...uh, you are also a pirate, right?"

The two people's steps were surprisingly consistent. Jin had to change his target and said to Luffy with his eyes.

"That's right?"

"You just seemed to be talking about going to the Grand Line to find OnePiece?"

"Yes, that is Kebi's goal!"

"I don't think you are a bad person, so I will give you a piece of advice..."

"Hey, do you know anything about the Grand Line?" Jin's words aroused Luffy's interest, and Luffy immediately rushed to Jin, his eyes shining as he waited for the man to speak.

"No..." Jin was surprised by Luffy's suddenly elongated body, but he quickly recovered.

"No...I don't know anything..."

"I don't understand anything, I don't know anything..."

Jin's body was shaking violently, and he was covering his head in pain.

"That's why it's scary..."

"Hmph!" Sanji flicked the cigarette ashes disdainfully and tilted his head to look at Jin.

"For a member of Crick's men, you are really cowardly."

"Klick... Chief Klick..." Jin repeatedly murmured the leader's name and his eyes were blank, seeming to be caught up in the memories of the past.

"No, it's not that he is weak."

A voice suddenly came from behind, and everyone turned around, only to find that Kebi ran over again, but this time Sanji was not as excited as before. Instead, he looked at Kebi with a complicated mood, and his mouth was like It's as uncomfortable as swallowing a yellow lotus

“But the great shipping route is beyond people’s imagination!”

"Keby! Are you done yet?" Luffy looked at Kebi with a smile and tapped his feet.

"How dare you mention it!" Kebi glared, but then let out a sigh of relief.

"What time do you think it is? It's already past lunch time!"

"Forget it, let's talk about Crick...I'm afraid you will fall into his hands and you don't know what happened." Kebi's expression was unexpectedly serious when he was serious, but this was not the case for a cute girl. His appearance seemed a bit nondescript. Ignoring Sanji who was rolling his eyes aside, Kirby continued.

"Docklick, that man is known as the strongest and baddest pirate in this area. It is said that he is invulnerable and can fight a warship by himself..."

Kirby gestured with his hands, trying to picture the appearance of a man in front of Luffy.

"He commands fifty pirate ships, and each pirate ship has its own captain. They are all figures who can dominate one side!"

"Actually, Klikben is a veritable monster, not to mention that he has more than five thousand extraordinary troops. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

"Ah, I understand!" Luffy raised his hands, like a primary school student answering a teacher's question

"Forget it... Dang, Dang, I didn't say it." Kebi rolled his eyes and took a breath. That's all he heard in bits and pieces from the guests' mouths just now. As far as his own memory is concerned, I just heard about the strongest overlord in the East China Sea. As for who that person really looks like, who knows?

Maybe it's just this guy...

Kebi moved his eyes slightly and looked at Jin who was still squatting on the ground. Jin was frightened by Kebi's clear eyes and secretly spat in his heart.

[What are you thinking, bastard, this guy is a man! 】

"Yes, maybe it was like this before!" Ah Jin, who had been silent all this time, suddenly burst out, looking very excited.

"But at this moment... at this moment..." the man said, his voice became hoarse, "...at this moment, the leader and the others are still struggling on the edge of life and death!!!"

"What?!" X3

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