Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Hurry... help me up! Help me up!"

The short uncle was kicking his feet wildly, huddled in the box with a look of panic on his face

"Wow, it turns out he's a human!" Luffy opened his mouth in an "O" shape. He was so surprised that he couldn't help pinching his uncle's face with his hands and rubbing it.

"How interesting, is this guy a dishwasher?"

Hello!

"How can this guy be a god? How dare he play tricks on us!" Usopp looked arrogant, tilting his chin and squinting at the man holding a bush.

"Stop being so verbose! Help me up!" The uncle grinned widely, his face turned black to coal, but his teeth were unexpectedly white.

"Wow, look, he's still so fierce after falling!" Luffy played with the uncle's "hair" with a smile, but he didn't bother the old man and helped him up.

"Today... I will let you go for now!"

The uncle stood up, turned around, and ran away. He ran very fast on his short feet. After a while, he ran another dozen meters.

"Whee!"

Luffy was indifferent, and Kebi looked at Luffy helplessly. This guy just treated people as toys...

Whoosh!

I saw the hand that was grabbing the uncle's box suddenly retracted after extending to the limit length, and Luffy threw the uncle into the sky.

"Whoa whoa whoa!!!!!!"

The uncle's screams became even more ferocious. It was really sad to hear it and shed tears upon seeing it. For those who didn't know, they thought Luffy was abusing the old man, but in fact...

indeed so

"Wow wow wow!!!"

Luffy tossed the box around, and the box kept spinning in the sky, but this kid was very smart with his moves, and he didn't hurt the man no matter how he played, and he kept chattering.

"Are you still going to run? Are you going to run away?"

"No more running away! I will never run away again!"

The uncle felt aggrieved like a child weighing over 300 kilograms, and even shed a few tears.

"As expected of a man who has eaten a devil fruit, he can't be beaten no matter what..."

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp~~"

The animals who had been waiting for a long time finally came over, licked the tears on the uncle's face, surrounded the man behind him, and looked at everyone warily.

"You are really popular, God!" Luffy laughed and found a clean stone to sit down on.

"Ah, that's right!" Usopp pointed at the strange animals around his uncle and said suddenly

"You used them to drive away all the pirates on this island, right?"

"That's right..." The uncle lowered his head in despair. Since they had seen through it, there was no need for him to continue making up stories.

"I have lived alone on this island for 20 years..."

"Wait, wait!" Usopp suddenly pressed his fingers against his palm. While everyone was still wondering, he quickly took out a bottle of hot water from his backpack and followed Luffy's example to find a clean one. Lot to sit down

Snapped!

Hua-huh-huh-huh~

A cup of steaming boiling water appeared in Usopp's hand

"嘠——!"

Usopp drank a sip of boiling water affectionately, and said to his uncle with an expressionless face.

"Please continue..."

No way, who made him keen on such stories? After finally seeing the truth of the legend for the first time, of course he had to "correct his attitude"!

Although it’s a pity that there are no melon seeds, at least boiled water is available!

Nami looked at this pretentious guy with a blank look, and just wanted to punch his proud face, but Kirby walked over with interest, patted Usopp on the shoulder and said

"Hey, here

I’ll have a drink too~”

"Oh! Okay!" Usopp forgot all about the east, west, and west in an instant. He poured the boiling water back with a flattered look, and his hands began to tremble!

"No! Absolutely not!!!" Nami rushed up like crazy, snatched the tea cup from Kirby's hand and handed it back to Usopp's hand, then she picked up Kirby and ran to the side.

"Kebby, how can you drink a glass of water with those boys? Come on! Drink from your sister!"

"..." Kirby stared blankly at the cute pink teacup in Nami's hand. His neck involuntarily twisted in the direction of Usopp, and he saw the guy looking at the teacup in his hand with a disappointed look on his face.

puff!

【These guys!You really think of me as a girl! 】

"I...I'm not thirsty..."

Gudong!

It's refreshing when entering the throat, with a hint of jasmine fragrance.

"!"

Kebi just felt that all his moral integrity in this life was gone at this moment. His little faces were tugged together in grievance, and he was pulling at the corners of his clothes, just like a little girl who had been bullied. She looked so pitiful.

[I told you I’m not thirsty anymore! ! ! 】

[Nami, you bastard! 】

[How do you expect me to face the eight thousand magicians under my command? 】

Kebi's shoulders were trembling, probably due to the severe shock. He didn't say a word for a long time, but Nami, on the other hand, smiled as happily as a little fox who had succeeded in her trick.

"Hahaha, Kebi, you can't do it." Luffy smiled stupidly and patted Kebi on the shoulder, while extending his hand to him as if nothing had happened.

"Nami, give me another drink and I'll drink it for him to watch!"

"Do not"

"..."

...

"Ahem!" Seeing the awkward atmosphere, the uncle coughed twice quickly, attracting everyone's attention.

"As you can see, I have been here for almost 20 years. My beard and eyebrows have grown together. Due to my inactivity, my hair is even connected to the bushes. I have been here for 20 years. I have never spoken to humans like this, so I am very happy to meet you..."

"Eh?!" Luffy looked at the uncle carefully as if nothing happened, and made a strange muttering sound

"Then uncle, why do you have to guard this place?"

"Uncle, haven't you tried pulling your body out of the box?"

"Ahem!" The uncle coughed heavily, and after a long time he came to his senses and said slowly

"Of course I have a reason to stay here, it's just not convenient for you to say. As for my current appearance..."

The uncle's face suddenly froze, and he looked sadly at the body that had curled up into a ball, and said desperately

"Do you think I haven't tried to get out? I have tried countless times, but the body is really stuck too tight. I have no choice but to give up. After these 20 years, the box has probably been connected to our bodies. , it's too late to say anything now..."

"That's it..." After Luffy heard what happened to his uncle, a rare look of sadness appeared on his face, and his eyes moved up and down.

"Hey!" The uncle looked at Luffy's dangerous eyes, backed away quickly, and waved his hands repeatedly.

"Don't have any wrong ideas! I've already told you that this box has grown with me. Even if you forcefully pull it out now, I probably won't even be able to shed a layer of skin!"

"That's enough! Stay away from me!"

Luffy stretched out his hands, but stopped mid-air, feeling extremely embarrassed.

He did have the idea of ​​forcing the uncle to pull it out of the box just now, but after the uncle said it, he hesitated.

"..."

"Maybe...I have a way..." Kebi, who had been in a state of loss of consciousness, finally came to his senses. After hearing the uncle's situation, he came forward.

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