Kirby, the God of Pirates

[[-]↑九△小↓说△网] “What?!”

Usopp's eyes widened and he even put on his goggles to confirm again.

The man at the bottom of the cliff is indeed that annoying butler Krabater!

But what was he doing in such a remote place?

"Hey, Zangao!"

The housekeeper seemed to be talking to a strange man, with a commanding tone.

"I seem to have told you not to wander around in this village, right?"

"And you are actually sleeping in the middle of the village?! You are so eye-catching, coupled with your strange attire, do you want the plan to fail?!"

Krabatel's cold tone was completely different from the butler he had seen during the day. If he was a sheep that could only reason, now he is more like a wolf that suppresses anger.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not noticeable at all, okay, and I'm not weird at all!"

The tall and thin man lowered the brim of his hat, kept his dancing posture, and said strange words

To be honest, if those meddlesome guys wanted to watch me perform, I wouldn't just sleep in the middle of the road!

Yeah, it's all those weird guys!

...

Half an hour ago, by the farm fence

Nami was scolding the man angrily when Onion came out with a burning head.

The little onion's short legs were moving very fast, and he was shouting as he ran.

"Wow wow wow, that's not good!!!"

"Pirate, oh no!"

"There is a strange man walking backwards!!!"

"There's... there's a weirdo walking over backwards!"

The little guy almost burst into tears, as if he had seen the end of the world and was crying hoarsely.

"Liar..."

Qingjiao Tou and Carrot Tou looked disbelieving, as if they were already used to Onion Tou's nonsense.

"Yes! It's true! It's over there!"

Onion Tou ignored his breath and pointed in the direction he was running.

"kindness?"

Kebi looked over curiously, and there was a strange guy in the distance.

[Isn’t this the person I met near Usopp’s wine cellar just now? 】

【strangeness...】

"Hey! Who called me weird!"

The man came back all the way, put his left hand on his lower abdomen, and turned his head

"I - one! Point! None! No! Weird!"

[Hey, hey, it’s all your fault from head to toe, okay? ! 】

"It looks weird no matter how you look at it..."

Nami's eyes narrowed into a straight line, and she carefully looked at the man in front of her.

"You're right, Kirby!"

"That's right, from head to toe!"

Kerby made a positive judgment and nodded.

"nonsense!"

The man's left hand suddenly spread out, and he put his right hand on his lower abdomen. His calf was bent unnaturally, in a strange shape.

This guy...did he do this deliberately to attract other people's attention!

Zoro's head was full of black lines and he simply closed his eyes, out of sight and out of mind.

"I'm just a hypnotist passing by by chance!"

Hey hey!Your speech is very problematic!

"Hypnotist?! Are you a hypnotist!"

Look, as expected, the appetites of these little carrot heads were instantly whetted.

"Amazing!"

"Let's put on a show, Mr. Hypnotist!"

"Show it! Show it!"

...

Kebi lay on the railing looking like a dead man. He didn't bother to complain about every word this guy said.

"what?!"

The man looked surprised

"Do not make jokes!"

"Why do I have to perform my supreme talent in front of you, strangers, when we first meet?!!!"

This guy was actually trembling with anger.

[Asshole, you were the one who said you were a hypnotist first, right? ! 】

[If you don’t want to perform, don’t say it! 】

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bsp; Kebi was roaring in his heart, he had never seen such a shameless guy.

It's just... so shameless!

[Hahahahahaha, it’s fun to be angry than you are] Hatsune Miku also laughed out loud, holding her belly hard and rolling in the sea of ​​consciousness.

[Shut up, little brat! 】This true god has no majesty at all. Kebi has begun to seriously doubt this guy's actual age.

[Wow wow wow, what did you say!I!I'm ignoring you! 】

【whispering sound! 】

【whispering sound! 】

Wow, there are still things to learn from

【So cute...】

[Hmph...Hmph!Even if you praise me like this, I won't be happy! 】

"..."

"Watch out! It's about to happen!"

Just when Kebi was keen on bickering with the guy in his mind, the strange man had already started performing

Hey hey!It's so easy to compromise, so don't be so ruthless in rejecting it from the beginning!

"Look at the circle!"

The man took out an iron ring from his arms and shook it in front of the three little guys.

"Keep your eyes on and don't move!"

"When I say '1, 2, thumbs up', you'll fall asleep!"

goo...

The scene was eerily quiet, and Kebi deliberately turned his head away.

Just kidding, if they all fell asleep, they wouldn’t even know how they would die if they were slaughtered!

Zoro, who also had the same intention, just looked at Kebi and smiled, then understood.

"1, 2! Thumbs up!"

Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!

Four blasts in a row!

Hey Hey hey! ! !

Did this guy actually hypnotize himself? ! ! !

"Wow wow wow!"

Kebi could barely hold on to Nami, who was teetering from the railing, and his face turned dark.

I have never seen such a crazy hypnotist!

And you!Nami!Are you like a child? !

Keep staring!

Looking at Nami who was sleeping so deeply in his arms that she was defenseless, Kebi shook his head helplessly.

This guy, let's call her a pirate. Unlike, say she is a navigator, but she has the face of a little girl. Call her a thief, but she is so innocent and scary.

What an unpredictable person...

...

Turning his gaze back to Luffy

The housekeeper was staring at Zangao's face with a serious look on his face.

"So, your plan is ready, right?"

"Of course!"

Zangao responded with the same serious face. The two of them were like politicians discussing national affairs, not smiling.

"You can take action at any time?"

"The eldest lady assassinates! Kills! Plans! Plans!"

This idiot!

Crowe's veins burst.

"Don't say it so loud! You idiot!"

"Also, don't use such an unpleasant word as assassination!"

"Ah~!"

"Accident, it's an accident, right?!"

"That's right!"

Crowe nodded coldly and emphasized.

"The problem is not just to kill her, but to let Miss Keya die in an unfortunate accident, do you understand?"

"okok~" Zangao waved his hands with a relaxed expression and sat down on the rock by the sea.

"Anyway, according to your plan, when the brothers attack the village, just take care of the eldest lady, right?"

"Then you will inherit the eldest lady's legacy... You still like to make plans as always, Chloe!"

"idiot!"

Crowe couldn't help but look back

"Then what's the point of asking you to come here!"

"As an outsider, I cannot inherit the eldest lady's inheritance no matter what!"

"The important thing is that before killing her, you have to use hypnosis to make Keya make a will! Write down 'I will leave all my inheritance to Butler Krabattle'!"

"Understood!"

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