Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Hmph..." Kebi looked at the noisy crowd and couldn't help but think of the civilians who gathered under the magic tower that day to apply for removal from their positions. She couldn't help but feel a little funny, but her actions did not attract anyone's attention. The crowd's spearheads were unanimously pointed in the direction of the mother-in-law.

"Don't take advantage of other people's weaknesses! Bastard witch!"

The crowd was furious, and many people raised their fists, and it looked like they were about to greet the mother-in-law in the face.

"Roar..."

The reindeer let out a low whine and confronted the people. The blue nose became wrinkled due to the ferocious expression. The mother-in-law looked at it slightly and touched its antlers.

"Don't do this, Chopper."

"Just some stupid things kids say, haha."

"Well said, ignorance is really terrible." Kebi chuckled and stood up. The hat on his head was still not taken off. People could not see Kebi's face clearly through the hazy red gauze.

"Who? Who is speaking for her!"

I thought the voice was extremely pleasant. Everyone in the restaurant turned around unexpectedly, only to find that the person's whole body was covered in a veil. In a crowd dominated by gray and white, the girl's whole body was red and looked extremely dazzling, and she was not wearing a cotton-padded jacket. .

The girl was wearing a thin shirt that would never appear on Winter Island. The red shirt not only did not make people feel any warmth, but made many people shrink their necks.

[How come you haven’t found such a strange guy before? 】

Many people have this idea echoing in their minds, but if you think about it carefully, there is really an impression of this girl in your consciousness:

From the moment the other party walked into the store to buying a pot of hot wine, to walking to the corner seat, ordering two side dishes and drinking alone, everything seemed extremely natural, even the shirt and thin trousers the girl was wearing were covered in I accidentally ignored it, everything seemed normal, there was no strange impression at all.

Although it felt strange, now was obviously not the time to consider this. After hearing Kebi’s words, the store manager rushed to Kebi and said angrily:

"Why do you say that? My child just fell down before. I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Huh?" Kebi tilted his head unexpectedly, took off his hat, and showed a playful look, "Then what did you do at that time, sir?"

"I...I..." The man didn't know whether it was because Kebi was staring at him or because he blushed because of Kebi's question, "Of course I didn't do anything! I just fell, what's the big deal! I had fewer falls when I was a kid, so nothing happened to me!"

"That's right!" The customers on the side also cheered.

"Hey..." Kebi sighed slightly, as if he knew it all. Just when he was about to explain, a child's voice came from the side, "Dad..."

"Little Dama? You're awake!" The man heard the child's voice and walked over quickly. He found that although the child was sweating profusely, his complexion was indeed much better.

"Well..." The child nodded slightly, turned around and grinned at his mother-in-law with a tired smile.

"Old lady, I feel much better, thank you."

"This..." The man's face suddenly turned ugly.

"Haha, right?" The mother-in-law smiled slightly, put on the round-rimmed sunglasses again, and nodded to the child with her sunglasses drooping, "It seems like she received a pretty good tip."

"Hey hey hey!"

"Then I'll charge you 40.00% less, okay?"

"This..." Under the ups and downs, the man became a little overwhelmed. After a brief moment of daze, the man quickly stood up and bowed to his mother-in-law.

"Yes...yes! I'll pay right away! Thank you!"

"Well...well...be happy, little one~"

The mother-in-law waved her hands indifferently and smiled at the child behind the man.

He smiled, winked at Kerby again, put the thing on the reindeer's back, and disappeared after a while.

"Yes!" The child nodded heavily, lay on the sofa in the living room, and closed his dull eyes.

Everyone slowly returned to their seats. Without the witch, the restaurant returned to its original state of eating and chatting. The small restaurant slowly became lively, with many sounds of drinking and punching. Until the people's shouts drowned out the wind and frost outside, the four corners of the restaurant Then there was a slight turbulence and a subtle magic fluctuation. As the cold air continued to pour in, the already unusually cold weather became even more profound.

"Why isn't the damn door closed?" A guest muttered, stood up unsteadily, and covered the door that was exposed to the wind and snow with his hands. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he tilted his head. .

"Wait a minute...where's the girl in the red dress just now?"

Everyone came back to their senses.

"Yes, where did that girl go? I thought she was in the same group as the witch just now."

"I don't know, he must have left, right?" A drunk man scratched his forehead.

"But I haven't seen anyone, um... forget it, come on! Drink and drink!"

"drink!"

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"There should be a village ahead." Weiwei wiped the sweat from her forehead and said happily. The deep snowy road with ten degrees below zero is indeed not easy to walk, but fortunately there are two humanoid figures: Sanji and Zoro. Bulldozers, the originally thick layer of snow passed through the hands of the two people, and it was no different from the peaceful road.

"That's right, Miss Weiwei~ Please walk slowly, be careful not to fall~" Sanji held the cigarette butt in his mouth and raised his eyebrows coolly.

Zoro had already taken off his coat and put it on his shoulders, revealing his strong muscles. He kept waving the snow in his hand. When he heard Sanji's voice, he turned his head.

"Ha! It's good to change the training method occasionally. I feel a little bored of exercising muscles every day."

"Okay! Let's move towards the village!" Luffy raised his hand high, and even Uncle Curly Hair's mood became lively. Curly Hair pulled the tie on his chest, paused, and said to everyone:

"But everyone still has to be careful. After all, the villagers still don't welcome us very much."

"Anyway, let's negotiate with the village chief first."

"kindness."

The crowd nodded.

"As expected of a minister, he often handles national affairs and his ideas are different from ours." Usopp praised and gave a thumbs up, "If you were like me, you would definitely go to the uncle who vouched for us first!"

"Ah haha ​​... general, it is general." Uncle Mao unexpectedly touched the back of the back, showing a humble expression.

"No, no, you're being humble." Usopp also nodded and bowed, getting into full posture.

"You two, it's over!" Weiwei rolled her eyes angrily, "Hurry up and find the doctor in the village, we still have a long way to go!"

"Hi!" ×2

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After entering the village, everyone received unanimous attention and salute. This was a matter of course. It didn't matter to them. After the friction just now, it was better not to fight now.

"So, you are the village chief?" Standing in front of Doluton, several people felt embarrassed.

"Well? Is there any problem?" Doluton tilted his head in confusion, "I will be responsible for your supervision actions next. In order to avoid misunderstandings, please don't fade out of my sight casually. I will take you there. Looking for a doctor."

The man smiled.

"But first, please come to my house and rest your feet."

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