Kirby, the God of Pirates

"Shall I help you heal him?" The woman hooked her sunglasses with her fingers and pointed at the child in the man's hand.

"What...what do you mean..." The man who was holding the child's shoulders just now panicked. He knelt on the floor and hugged his child tightly. "This child is not sick!"

"Huh?" My mother-in-law stared at the two of them for a while, blinked and said, "Are you a doctor?"

The man didn't answer, he just gritted his teeth, as if he was making a difficult decision, and didn't go too far.

"Okay, let's go, Chopper~" The woman gave in and touched Chopper's antlers. The reindeer nodded and turned away.

Kebi sat in the corner and nodded, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Wait!" The man suddenly stretched out his hand to his mother-in-law.

Although there was a lot of struggle in his eyes, after thinking about it, he still lowered his head.

"Please help me heal my child!"

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On the other side, Luffy and his party also set foot on the land of the Nameless Country. The ground became smooth and biting due to the perennial snow. Luffy carried Nami on his back and waved to Abis behind him.

"Abis, let's go!"

"I'll leave it to Miss Abis on the ship, be careful!" Sanji also waved. Abis rolled her eyes and shook the Third Generation Ghost in her hand in response.

"Hey! Let's go!" Luffy laughed.

"Wait a minute, put away the sail and flag first!" Uncle Curly pointed at the pirate flag fluttering in the wind, and said to Luffy worriedly.

Just now, he was still in the room catching up on his sleep. When he came out, he saw a small cut on Weiwei's shoulder and couldn't help but feel worried.

"No need." Zoro waved his hand in a funny way, tightened the grip in his hand, and strode along the footsteps left by the previous villagers, "Hurry up and follow us, if you go any slower, the footprints will be gone. .”

Everyone laughed and followed her quickly. The uncle glanced in the direction of Abis with some worry. After being ignored by the girl, he had no choice but to shake his head and quicken his pace to follow her.

He didn't know why these young people were so relieved about this blond girl and left her alone on the boat. The pirate flag was so flamboyant. If a few unreasonable villagers came, wouldn't it be over?

"..."

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Cocoawit Village.

The reindeer who was changed into "Chop" took a basin of hot water with a clean towel in his mouth. The "witch" mother-in-law nodded, grabbed the white towel with one hand, rolled up her sleeves, and wiped herself hands, and then put the towel back into the water.

"Okay, let me see what's wrong with you."

The mother-in-law smiled, and began to knead the child with her bony index fingers. The child was probably tired from crying, and did not cry or shout at this time. He just said to the mother-in-law with tears in his eyes: "My hands are good." pain..."

"Huh? Does your hand hurt?"

The mother-in-law nodded thoughtfully, moved her thumb to the child's ankle, and pressed it gently——

"Ah!! It hurts!"

"Hey, hey! Don't hurt the child!" The adults couldn't bear it anymore and looked at the mother-in-law with wary eyes.

"Well, look, does this make him forget about the pain in his hand?" The mother-in-law nodded expressionlessly.

"Don't mess around, you!"

The boss gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to approach casually and could only give a verbal warning.

"Very good, be good, be good..." The mother-in-law, as if she couldn't see the crowd around her, kept her eyes on the child, fiddled with her eyes again, and said with some dissatisfaction, "Don't yell. ", without even looking back, his hands

He covered the child's body again, as if he had discovered something, his expression froze, and then he gently took off the child's pants.

Under the child's pants, the calf was already swollen, and the red and purple wound on the ankle had obviously suppurated.

It should have been just an ordinary fall, but because it wasn't cleaned and disinfected in time, it ended up like this a few days later.

"Although I don't have a fever..." the mother-in-law held the frame of the mirror and frowned, "but judging from the swelling on the feet, it should be purulent inflammation..."

"Isn't it good?" The mother-in-law shook her head, "The bacteria have invaded the bones."

Before anyone could say anything, the mother-in-law stretched out her hand to the side and said, "Qiaoba, give me antibiotics."

The reindeer nodded and took a medicine tube in his mouth.

"Doctor...my child..."

The mother-in-law took the reindeer's medicine tube, and the man had the opportunity to intervene. "My boy...is...is he okay?"

"The most important thing about this disease is to detect it early. If you find out after a fall, you will..." The mother-in-law held a sharp scalpel in her hand, with a glimmer of light in her eyes. After thinking about it, she shook her head.

"Forget it... don't worry. It can be cured, but it's just that I almost died, oh Ke Ke Ke Ke..."

"Eh! He's dead?!" The man covered his head in surprise and opened his mouth wide. The people around him also looked at the mother-in-law strangely, as if "I knew it".

"You have to cut a little bit, and you have to be patient~" The mother-in-law didn't wait for the man to finish speaking, and was already preparing to operate, but the man hurriedly stood in front of his child.

"At least... at least give me an anesthetic!"

"Uh-huh, okay~" the mother-in-law took back the scalpel and picked up the child, "Here, let's inject the anesthetic, Chopper~"

The reindeer nodded and hit the child on the head. The child, who was already a little dizzy, suddenly dropped his head and lost consciousness.

"Hey! Don't mess around!"

"Peace of mind, peace of mind!" The mother-in-law nodded to the man, put the child on the table, and picked up the scalpel. Once the knife was moved, the mother-in-law's whole demeanor completely changed. She raised and lowered the knife, and soon, A minor surgery, complete with the final bandaging.

Kacha-!

The mother-in-law cut off the last bandage with scissors, tied it in a beautiful knot, wiped the sweat from her forehead with some dejection, and said to the man behind her:

"Don't worry, my medicine is very effective..." The mother-in-law lay down on the sofa, put the tools one by one into the medicine box, raised her head and said, "Then... the treatment is over. Now, just take a good rest and don’t loosen the bandage on your foot.”

"As for the reward..." the mother-in-law chuckled, and stood up from the sofa with a slap on her thigh, "I'm almost running out of garbage bags and toilet paper, and I still need some plum wine and food. Oh, yes, yes, and I have also given 50.00% of the property of this store."

"What!" The man didn't care to look at the child, and turned around with his eyes widened.

"Chopper, move the things to the sleigh." The mother-in-law nodded to the reindeer with an indifferent expression.

"Wait! Wait a minute! It doesn't need to be so expensive!" The man suddenly stood up and was as tall as his mother-in-law. "This is half of my property. Didn't you really just say that casually?"

"Hey! Boss, don't be deceived by her, she's just a quack!" The customers on the side also started to chime in. Rather, since my mother-in-law's treatment started, the crowd at the door of the store has gotten bigger and bigger, and everyone likes to watch the fun. , although I heard that the treatment fee for "Witch" is very expensive, I didn't expect it to be so expensive.

"That's right! It must be like this!" The young people with a strong sense of justice on the side raised their fists, "Why did he almost die? The child just cried because he fell down, and he used the name of a doctor to lie around. It's really bad. !”

"that is!"

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