LOL comes to Naruto

This scene,

Only then did Tai Lung notice. He looked at Yan and then at Haku with a strange expression on his face and said, "No, Zabuza, you're so lucky to go to Konoha and bring back a daughter."

Ahem, um, um, hello, brothers and sisters, I am the eldest brother of this boy Zabuza, you can call me Tai Lung, the man who will become the king of killers in the future. "

Tai Lung didn't know what to say. He didn't expect Zabuza to be so fond of mature women. So he quickly pulled Zabuza aside.

Zabuza only had time to hand Bai to Yan, and then he was pulled away by Tai Lung under Yan Meixiao's gaze.

"It's okay, kid. It only took so long to bring back a wife. Is it possible that there are such lost women in Konoha now? It's the time of the Nine-Tails crisis, so am I?" There was a hint of anger in Tailong's tone. Deep jealousy.

"Go away," Zabuza cursed in a low voice, "I just came from the Kingdom of Water. I got into trouble there and can't go back. I originally wanted to defect to you, and that one is from the Minazuki clan. Well, the former clan mother .”

"Snapped"

Tai Lung looked in admiration, "It's amazing, you kid can actually do this."

"Don't make trouble, did you hear the point? Brother, I was kicked out of the Kingdom of Water," Zabuza said sadly.

"Just come out, kid. You don't know how wonderful the outside world is. The Kingdom of Water is a big place. Not to mention the ninja world, even the Kingdom of Fire is much better than him." Tailong looked indifferent.

"He also became a traitor"

"Brother Che, I'm not yet. Wait, rebel ninja, you're not the disciple of Mizukage. Did you rape the third generation's granddaughter?" Tailong reacted. It's not unusual for Mizukage's disciple to become a rebel ninja.

"Go away, brother, I need that"

"Haha~ Turn on the network cable. Who doesn't know that you two are like a couple? Really, how come you guys are so lucky? Why can't I, Yushu Linfeng's Blade Shadow~"

Tai Lung complained nonchalantly, looking at Zabuza's face that was about to change color, he smiled coquettishly,

"That's okay, brother, so what if I tell you. Look, Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, has also become a traitor. It doesn't matter what you are afraid of. From now on, my brother will take you home in glory."

Tai Lung tried his best to comfort him.

"Orochimaru finally defected." Zabuza was not too surprised and whispered, "I have something else to tell you."

Tai Lung understood and brought the three of Zabuza into his small room.

"What are you saying that the Mizukage is controlled? Don't tease me. Isn't Yagura the Human Hashira? How could the Human Hashira be controlled?" Tai Lung was shocked by what Zabuza said.

Zabuza scratched his head in pain, "Why am I lying to you? That's my teacher. I'm such a bastard to make fun of my own teacher."

"Hiss~" Tai Lung took a breath, "You can actually control the water shadow. How powerful that person is. Brother, I advise you to stay away from the Kingdom of Water. Don't pick on others, otherwise you don't know how you will die. .”

"I want you to help me"

Zabuza looked at Tai Lung and said seriously.

"Don't kid me, that's someone who can even be controlled by Mizukage. What am I going to do? I won't deliver food, or I won't kill him." Tai Lung refused without hesitation. According to his words, only a fool would do that. Honorable dedication.

"not now"

Zabuza pulled Tai Lung and asked him to sit down, "I'm not stupid, I'm waiting for that person to die. As long as he hangs up, my chance will come."

"Since I'm already dead, you still need me?" Tai Lung expressed confusion.

Zabuza didn't know how to tell him, so he could only say it as simply as possible.

"How should I put it? It's not just him. I know that I can't afford to offend him now, but I'm still sure about the other one. However, he is good at time and space ninjutsu and is difficult to catch, so I need you."

"It's time and space ninjutsu again," Tai Lung murmured,

"What's wrong"

"It's nothing, it just seems like there are a lot of them lately."

Zabuza gave him a blank look and thought he was joking. Time and space ninjutsu was not a big deal, so how could there be so many.