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♂nbsp; "Xiao Shou, I was deceived by him. This guy is not Shen Yuyu at all." Xiao Gong pointed at Shen Yuyu's public face that was transformed using "Shenyu Yu's Mask", and he fainted in shock. Xiao Shou shouted from the past.

But at this time, Xiao Shou was already dizzy and could no longer faint.

When Shen Yuyu was still in the Noble Academy, he beat the serious young man Hua Shide to the point where he couldn't hold his head up. Even the Noble Alliance he founded was beaten and disintegrated.

Who is Hua Shide? He is the tyrant of the Noble Academy, respected by everyone, and a legendary existence. He was defeated by Shen Yuyu and expelled from the Noble Academy.

Even with the current strength of Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou, they are not confident in defeating Hua Shide.As for the divine fish, it is even more impossible.

Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou can only jump a little when Shenyu Yu is not around.

There are no tigers in the mountains and the monkeys are called kings because of these two things.

Xiao Gong pinched Xiao Shou and performed artificial respiration.Aisi was so frightened that she covered her eyes, looking scared.

Xiao Shou woke up leisurely, but when he saw the God Yuyu opposite him again, it didn't look like it was fake. Besides, the God Yuyu's iconic elf Gyarados was still following him around, so how could it be fake?

At this time, Shen Yuyu had already changed back to his original appearance.If you transform for a while, there should be no problem.

"This is obviously true." Xiao Shou rolled his eyes and was about to faint again.

Xiao Gong turned around in disbelief and found an ordinary-looking person standing opposite.Although that Gyarados looks very powerful, you can't just see a Gyarados and think it belongs to the God Yuyu.Xiao Gong is a little irritable.

"Xiao Shou, don't scare him, let me kill him." The impatient Xiao Gong released another elf, Stinky Mud, the evolved form of Stinky Mud, and directed him to attack Gyarados.

smelly mud

Level: Intermediate Level 16

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Shen Yu circulated the Eye of True Knowledge, and the information he got was indeed what he expected.

"Smelly mud, poisonous gas"

Xiangsiuni puffed up his lips and exhaled a breath of turbid air with a "wave" sound. Ordinary turbid air was invisible when exhaled by a person.But the turbid smell of the smelly mud is actually purple.

The purple mist floats to the head of Gyarados and is about to land, causing Gyarados to be contaminated by the turbid air and become highly poisonous.

"Gyarados, water cannon."

The water cannon composed of azure water elements, let alone its power, the purifying effect of "water" alone can dissipate a lot of poisonous gas, and when it is touched, it will completely dissipate and become invisible.

The water cannon didn't stop, and then aimed at the smelly mud on the opposite side.

The smelly mud kept squirming on the ground. When he saw the water cannon flying over, he ducked sideways without thinking.But the shape of the water cannon is like a water balloon. After falling to the ground, it splashes water droplets all over the sky and rains on the smelly mud.

What Shou Shou Ni has always liked is the kind of filthy, smelly water in ditches. Pure and flawless water like this is what he hates the most. He is twisting his body restlessly.

"Gyarados, Earthquake"

The ground-type special move can cause double damage to poison-type elves. In addition, the level of Gyarados completely overwhelms the opponent. The stinky mud filled with mud will faint without any surprise, but the stinky mud's luck is comparable. The smelly mud was much stronger and didn't turn into a pile of rotten meat.

At this time, even a fool knows that the person opposite is not a god but also a strong man, and he cannot fight against him at all.

Xiao Gongzhan changed his direction and started poaching blatantly: "Brother, do you want to come to our union? There are benefits." He said with a lewd and lewd expression on his face, a look that every man would understand.

"This guy actually has the guts to ask the leader of the Divine Realm Alliance to be his little brother." Aisi felt a little incredible and looked pitifully at Xiao Gong opposite: Poor baby, you will be able to see me later.

Xiao Gong was a little baffled by Aisi, but Xiao Gong, who had always been confident, thought that Aisi was attracted to him. He smiled and said to the little loli Ais: "Little loli, why are you attracted to Yingming Shenwu?" The little kid is so good at it, haha, you still have the vision."

Aisi looked back and smiled, until Xiao Gong drooled at the sight, looking like a pig brother.

"Brother Xiaoyu, I'll go as soon as I go." Aisi pulled the corner of Shen Yuyu's clothes. The little bird in the clothes looked so snuggling, which made Xiao Gong envious.

"Okay, brother, what do you think? Have you thought about it carefully?" Haha, I am still smart enough to recruit strong people to join the party. Even if the god Yuyu comes back in the future, I will not be afraid.

Laqiangren also gave away a little lolita, hahaha, it’s really great.

"Are you sure you want me to be your little brother?" Shen Yuyu asked. Seeing the funny look across from him, Shen Yuyu became childlike and wanted to tease the other person.

"E" Xiao Gong's face froze, and then he remembered that he had just been defeated by the opponent. If the opponent agreed to come, his embarrassing appearance would be seen by his subordinates, which would make him embarrassed in the future.

Besides, if such a powerful strongman is not given a high-level position, he will definitely be dissatisfied: if he is asked to be the vice-president, Xiao Shou, who is at the same level as Xiao Shou, is not sure whether the other party will agree.

"Are you sure you are worthy of being my boss?" Shen Yuyu asked as he approached, with a burning voice.

"E" Xiaogong's expression became increasingly grim. Nono did not dare to respond. He wanted the other party to agree, but was also afraid that the other party would compete with him for power.

"You are just a joke." Shen Yuyu changed his tone and looked at Xiao Gong and laughed.

"Hee hee." Little Lolita Aisi burst out laughing in an inconspicuous manner. Even some people from the two forces who had been engaging in real-person fighting couldn't help laughing, and almost felt hurt.

"You" Xiao Gong's face is black, green and yellow. Even if he urinates, it's not as serious as him.Holding his chest, he pointed at Shenyu Yu, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"Xiao Gong, Xiao Gong, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Gong's good gay friend Xiao Shou saw that his gay friend was so angry that he vomited blood. He no longer dared to lie on the ground and push up his body, so he got up in a hurry. , hugging Xiao Gong, bursting into tears. It’s really sad to hear and cry.

"Okay, brothers, come on, let me destroy the attacking and accepting alliance today." Xiaofeng found Sanchatou and others, and the main force gathered together to surround the thousands of people brought by Xiaogong, forming a crushing force.

Everyone in the attacking and receiving alliance saw that the boss was so angry that he vomited blood at the opponent's few words. How could they dare to resist? When they saw the opponent's mighty force and the continuous stream of people coming over, they all held their heads in their hands and surrendered.

These are not street gangsters who dare to fight and kill.These are just flowers in the greenhouse.

Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou were focused on by everyone in the Divine Realm Alliance and were tied up.

"Third brother, these are only part of the attacking and receiving alliance. Before the opponent reacts, I am going to lead people to raid their lair." Xiaofeng said after finishing off the opponent's thousands of people.

Shen Yuyu nodded. Now was the perfect opportunity to agree to Xiaofeng's proposal.As for the next battle, it depends on Xiao Feng and the others. I believe that without Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou, the Attack and Shou Alliance will no longer have the strength to fight in terms of numbers or top-level combat power.

"Go" led the remaining people, raised Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou to the headquarters of the God's Domain Alliance.As for the thousands of people brought by Xiao Gong and the others, they were just left to die here.I believe someone will come to rescue them soon.

Can you not take good care of the future elites of the Elf Alliance?

The dark room has always been the best place to interrogate prisoners.

"Snapped".The bright flashlight shone on Xiao Gong and the two of them, making them unable to open their eyes.

"Tell me, how did you threaten Principal Mediterranea?" If we can figure out how to threaten Principal Mediterranea, haha, in the future, the aristocratic academy will not be able to cover the sky with just one hand.

The two of them were quite stubborn and actually resisted with silence.

For this situation, Shen Yuyu had already thought of a countermeasure: "One attacks, one receives. I don't know what will happen if I hand the receiving to another attacker." As he spoke, the fluorescent screen in the dark little black room lit up. , I saw a stinky mud inside hitting the iron cage like crazy, its eyes were red and it was breathing heavily.

Thinking of Xiuxianni's dirty body lying on his body, going in and out of his body, Xiao Shou couldn't help but tremble all over: so scared, so scared.

"I say, I say" Xiao Shou is really fed up with the guy standing in front of him. He is completely unscrupulous towards the enemy. Xiao Shou has already regretted it: it is a complete mistake to form an offensive and Shou alliance with Xiao Gong to fight against the opponent. decision.

This time, if I want to escape to heaven, I have to change schools. Xiao Shou said to himself in his heart.

"Then tell me." Shen Yuyu took off his mask and completely exposed his true appearance to Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou.Xiao Gong was frightened and fainted, which was far worse than Xiao Shou. At least Xiao Shou still used the word "you".

Xiao Shou organized the conversation and began to reveal the secret that forced Principal Mediterranean.

It turns out that Xiao Shou took a long detour after the academy championship match to relax and let himself out of the shadow of failure.But when I passed by Principal Mediterranean's door, I heard a series of familiar voices. I couldn't help but be curious. As I got closer to the door, I heard gasping and huffing sounds.

When Xiao Shou heard this, he was excited: Could it be that the legendary office passion must be presented in real life before his eyes?

She secretly pushed open the door of Principal Mediterranean, but there was no sexy scene as she imagined. Instead, there was a person with a big belly, holding a "magazine" with a cover in one hand, and doing something quickly on the crotch with the other hand. It's a move that all men understand.

Damn it, what’s so interesting about an old man who is lonely and dusting off his machine.

The unhappy Xiao Shou took out his cell phone and recorded the whole process of Principal Mediterraneo’s unknown side.Then he used this as a threat to form an alliance with Xiao Gong in the name of the principal of the Mediterranean Sea, which was extremely popular.

Logically speaking, how could Principal Mediterraneo not pay attention to things like dusters? He should at least lock the door.But Principal Mediterranean is already at the top of the college. Who will come up when nothing happens?

After locking the door several times, I found that no one was passing by. As time went by, I relaxed my vigilance and the screams became louder and louder. I didn't lock the door that day. This was the only time, that is, the first time. It just happened. I was touched by Xiao Shou and was even videotaped, which made Principal Mediterranean regret it too late.

Shen Yuyu looked at the cell phone with the "" principal of the Mediterranean Sea hidden in his hand, and was speechless for a long time.