The sick life of a pirate

"Captain, the person has been found." A strong man with long purple hair and a wrestler's mask asked: "Shall we go to the Grand Line next, or do you have other favorite candidates?"

"Hahahaha~~~~" Another middle-aged man with pale skin, thick hair and a burly figure laughed and said: "No more, it's time to carry out our next plan."

"The plan is to enter Impel Down. It's not an easy place to enter." A man with a pale face and a tall hat said next to him: "What do you think about Captain Teach?"

"I am going to kill some pirates first and send them to the World Government to prove my strength. I will try to see if I can replace one of the Shichibukai. As long as you have the authority of the Shichibukai, it will be much easier to enter the Impel Down City. Otherwise,"

The middle-aged man known as Captain Teach, with a big mouth missing several teeth, showed a strange bloodthirsty smile: "I can only kill one of the Shichibukai and replace him."

"Ahem, cough, kill a Shichibukai and make up for it." The man on the horse with a sick face next to him said in a hoarse voice: "Is there any suitable target?"

"Hahahahaha, just take it one step at a time. I believe fate has its own arrangements, right, Oka."

"Um"

The man known as Oka is a man with an eyepatch on his right eye and a super-long rifle: "Every day is a fork in fate. After we take a step forward, there will naturally be a new destiny waiting for us."

"Hahahahaha" Captain Teach laughed when he heard this.

The man with a pale face and a tall hat turned the brim of his hat: "If you want to send a naval greeting gift, there is a good target in the West China Sea."

"Oh Lafit, who are you talking about?"

Lafitte took out a report and a reward order from his white-collar long-sleeved shirt: "Although this pirate named Michel Fourneau is not a big shot, for the navy, executing him is still very important. Necessary. Although his pirate group has just been established, in the Western Sea, his reputation can be said to be second only to the gangster Kapenbeki who went to the Grand Line not long ago."

After a pause of his words, he took out a new reward order. The photo on the reward order showed a young man wearing a black robe with slightly curly hair. The cold expression on his face made people feel a little chilly. The purple pupils that contrast with the scabbard on the waist are even more eye-catching.

If Fu Nuo were here, he would find that the young man on the reward order is actually Thor

"And this Purple Sword Desol, whose first bounty was as high as 5000 million Baileys, is said to be a member of his pirate group. The two of them combined have a total bounty of 3000 million. If they just fight with the Navy, If you say hello, it should be a good stepping stone."

"Kill the retired rear admiral. No wonder you said it was necessary for the navy to execute him." The strong man wearing a wrestler's mask, Bassas, touched his chin with a look of disdain: "However, it is impossible to gain wealth in this way. There is a reward for him, killing him will not attract the attention of the navy at all."

"It's not that simple."

Lafitte's bright red lips grinned, revealing a strange smile: "I heard a rumor, half a month ago, about a nearby small country that had just joined the World Government. It is said that this guy named Fu Nuo, in half a month, The former leader attacked the palace of that small country and killed the new king after the rebellion."

"Although the World Government claims to the outside world that the domestic nobles unite to kill the rebels and support the original royal family to inherit the throne, judging from this reward order, the rumors should be true."

"Judging from the fact that the new king of the Kingdom of Lance joined the World Government immediately after the rebellion, he should have the help of the World Government behind him; that is to say, there should be intelligence agencies under the World Government around him that specialize in such activities. Otherwise, this purple sword, which is only famous in the West Sea, would not have such a high reward for the first time."

"Hahahahaha~~~Intelligence agency" Tiqi laughed: "You know their whereabouts? Before leaving the West China Sea, it would be a good choice to give them to the navy as a meeting gift."

"The Kingdom of Lance is not far from us. They should be in the nearby sea area. If you carefully observe the movements of the navy, it should not be difficult to find them."

"Then let's set sail"

Port of the Kingdom of Reims.

Although there was a major turmoil just half a month ago, the place is still as lively as ever. Merchant ships are docked on the shore, and porters are doing their work under the blazing sun.

However, the other side of the port seemed a little quiet, with rows of navy standing there with straight backs.

In front of these naval forces were two middle-aged men wearing officer's cloaks. One of them was Colonel Baer of Baoliuzhen, and the other was Lieutenant Colonel Lenny, Fu Nuo's family member whom he had never met.

"A bunch of trash"

Angry roars echoed throughout the port. Middle-aged Lenny looked at the rows of marines below with a ferocious expression: "What do you mean without? Don't you want to tell me that that bastard has already left this island?"

"After Lieutenant Colonel Lan Lanni, the Kingdom of Lance agreed to our search, we have searched the entire palace, and found no trace of Michel Funo and his party, and" an officer dressed as a captain hesitated and continued: " A caravan reported seeing a ship suspected of being a pirate ship leaving the island on the other side of the Kingdom of Lance.”

"Are you all blind?"

Lieutenant Colonel Lenny's face became completely distorted: "Check it for me quickly. No matter what, you must find out which direction that bastard went."

"Yes"

Looking at the roaring Lenny, Colonel Barr frowned behind him. If possible, he really didn't want to get involved in this kind of thing, but the old and young generals were killed at his place. Even if he didn't want to participate, All difficult.

However, according to those who witnessed the incident in the Kingdom of Lance half a month ago, in addition to the former pirate hunter, there was also this old man beside Michel Funo, and according to the descriptions of those people,

"Lenny."

"Um"

Barr frowned, hesitated and said, "I think the old man following Michel Funo is probably Major General Jean Bernard."

"Impossible." Lenny looked back at Barr and said word by word: "That old and young general is dead."

"Can"

"The old and young general is dead." Lanny interrupted Barr and said with a cold face: "Don't forget, you also reported the same incident as before. If the headquarters finds out that this is false information, the two of us will wait. Let’s be executed together.”

Colonel Barr's face suddenly turned cold.

this madman

But it is true that as Lenny said, it is too late to say anything now. Even if it is really Major General Bernard, he can only be a dead person, otherwise Lenny and himself will die.

"However, I think it would be better to ask the colonel of our headquarters who is in the West Sea for support." Barr looked at the two reward orders in his hand and said solemnly: "Michelle Funot may not be the person we know now. I can fight it."

"unnecessary"

Lenny waved his hand directly and said with a sneer: "If that old man is really Major General Bernard and is discovered by someone from this headquarters, we will be doomed. And those rumors about him must have been misunderstood by someone, or he spread it himself. Yes, I know Michel Fourneau better than anyone else, and he is absolutely incapable of doing those things."

Barr took a deep look at Lenny and said nothing more.

Lenny has been completely blinded by anger. How could so many people see it wrong with their own eyes, and judging from the rumors during this period of time.

Michel Funot is definitely not as simple as Lenny said.

"asshole"

Thor's roar came from the observation deck and training room above the counter pole: "Old man, before I see you shitting on the observation deck, I will definitely chop you to death."

"Hehehehe~~~The pretty boy's face has turned dark, hahaha, the pretty boy's face has turned dark."

Fu Nuo glanced at the old drunkard running behind him and shouted: "Red, are your candy ready? Come and coax him when it's ready, otherwise Thor will really use the knife soon." "

"Why are you urging me? I'm working hard on it. Although I have a formula, I'm not a doctor. I can't even feed him." Rhett poked his head out of the measurement room and glared at the fence angrily. Fu Nuo, who was fishing, said, "If you find the old man annoying, just tie him up with a rope."

"You are a devil. No matter what, the old drunkard is also the deputy captain. Hey, the hook is biting. There are fish biting the hook."

Fu Nuo hurriedly stood up from the deck and started to pull back. As he pulled, he sang a ditty with excitement on his face: "Let's learn how to make fish calls together, let's go oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"idiot"

Sol jumped down from the cabinet pole at some point, and cursed coldly while listening to the weird song coming from Fu Nuo's mouth.

"Big fish, this one is definitely a big fish."

Fu Nuo roared excitedly and pushed hard, and a shadow was suddenly lifted from the sea to the deck.

"Uh, cuttlefish"

Looking at the big-headed cuttlefish on the deck, Fu Nuo touched his chin: "This thing should be good when grilled."

"Have you never seen a cuttlefish?"

Thor used his long sword to pass directly through the octopus's head, picked it up in front of Fu Nuo and shook it: "This is obviously an octopus. It's not bad for making takoyaki."

"They all have the same number of claws anyway."

Fu Nuo curled his lips, then looked at Saul and said, "Then you know how to make takoyaki?"

"will not."

Sol picked up the long sword in his hand and threw the octopus directly into the bucket aside. He looked at Fu Nuo with a serious face and said: "I think finding a cook is the first priority now."

"yes"

Fu Nuo smiled bitterly and said that Kyle had prepared a granary full of ingredients for them, but none of the four people on the boat knew how to cook.

Needless to say, the old drunkard doesn't know how to cook it at all. Even if he knows how to cook it, no one would dare to eat it. Who knows if there are any extra seasonings in it.

As for Rhett, the food made by this eldest lady is completely inedible.

Sol, on the other hand, only knows how to eat, and he is very picky about what he eats.

After all, Fu Nuo is the only one with cooking experience on the ship. Although he can only cook egg fried rice, instant noodles, dumplings, and tomato scrambled eggs, which are simple meals for single men, he can at least stir-fry vegetables. Ripe

"Let's wait until we find the island." Fu Nuo glanced at the measurement room: "Our female driver hasn't figured out where we are yet, so she doesn't know when we can see people again."

""Thor.

"No way, I have been heading south," Rhett said with a flushed face, "Anyway, you will definitely see the island while floating. There is so much food on our boat, what are you afraid of?"

The corner of Fu Nuo's mouth twitched slightly, he was just trying his luck.

Sol glanced at Red helplessly, and then asked Fu Nuo: "Are you going to keep wandering around like this?"

"Anyway, I'm not interested in any One Piece. It's not bad to keep wandering around the Western Sea." Fu Nuo shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Thor, are you interested in the Grand Line?"

"Not much interest."

Thor shook his head. He came out to practice not for any great goals or ideals, but simply to overcome his phobia of women.

"What about you, Rhett?"

"I'm quite interested."

Rhett replied excitedly, but then felt a little embarrassed: "However, judging from those navigation books, the sea areas of the Grand Line seem to be very bad. I think we should visit the West Sea first. Anyway, the four major oceans It also accounts for three-quarters of the world’s oceans, and it would take us several years of sailing just to visit the Western Sea.”

"Your driver's license test is based on years." Fu Nuo's face darkened: "But, having said that, are you sure we are going south? I feel like this boat has gone off a typical route."

"It seems you have never sailed before."

It was not Rhett who answered Fu Nuo, but Thor on the side: "We are moving against the wind now, so naturally we have to make a zigzag pattern. I didn't see Rhett adjusting the direction of the hull and sails from time to time."

"Oh."

Fu Nuo looked stunned. He had never seen the sea in his previous life, let alone sailed.

think carefully

This kind of unpowered sailboat sails against the wind. To a certain extent, only professional navigators can control it.

Thinking of this, Fu Nuo glanced at Rhett in the measurement room strangely: "It seems that you are not so useless."

"Of course, I have been learning about navigation since I was a child."

"I'm going to compliment you a little. You're still out of breath. You'd better look at the chart during this time." Fu Nuo said with a wry smile.

"Don't worry, it's definitely the safest way to keep going."

Rhett said with a proud expression: "Going south and north from our West Sea, we will reach the end of the Red Earth Continent, so there will be no danger; but if we go in other directions, we may accidentally It will enter the windless zone, and then we will really be dead."

"If we really can't see the island until the end, then we will move eastward along the Red Continent and we will naturally be able to find the Upside Down Mountain in the center of the world. At worst, we can go directly through the Upside Down Mountain to the Grand Route. Anyway, the Great Route has a record pointer Now, just pick one of the seven routes and follow the pointer to find the island."

Fu Nuo and Sol looked at each other.

why

Suddenly I felt even more unsure of myself. I was completely resigned to my fate.