The sick life of a pirate

Not long after, the two people who went to buy food rushed back with a large bag of food.

The two of them first distributed the food to Kyle and the lady, and then to the other cloaked men. Fu Nuo lay on the ground and stared at it for a long time. However, after giving the last piece of food to the old drunkard, the two cloaked men He turned around and left.

"I demand preferential treatment for prisoners"

Fu Nuo roared with a black face, and jumped up like a snake. He walked towards the old drunkard with small steps while bound by the iron chain, and the wooden stick in front of him outlined a shallow line on the ground. Traces: "Old drunkard, Brother Fu has been nice to you. Give me a bite of that cake or steamed bun in your hand."

The old drunkard tilted his head when he heard this, glanced at Fu Nuo, who was slowly walking towards him, raised the big cake in his hand and grinned, then carefully licked it a few times with his tongue and handed it to Fu Nuo.

"Hehehe, you eat it."

Fu Nuo froze for a moment, and after a while he muttered with a dark face: "You are just faking your Alzheimer's disease, right?"

"Idiot, Alzheimer's disease doesn't mean that you will be as easy to deceive as a child."

Kyle looked at Fu Nuo with an idiot look. He almost never missed an opportunity to mock Fu Nuo along the way, but it was not difficult to understand. After all, being beaten by a kid and unable to get off a stretcher was not a shame. Things that make people happy.

"Pirates can starve for ten days and a half without any problem. Are you a fake pirate?" The girl next to Kyle asked curiously, blinking her big eyes.

Fu Nuo couldn't help but take a closer look at the girl named Anruide and asked: "Can you tell me where your perfect pirate like in a fairy tale comes from?"

"It's my father's experience. When he was a pirate, he survived for more than a month without water or food. Of course, that's what my father can do, but no matter how you say it, you are still a pirate. , I shouldn’t starve to death after being hungry for a few days.”

Fu Nuo rolled his eyes: "My dad once said that he was a superman who fought against crime, but he was hacked to death just after bragging to me."

After all, she is still a little girl. It can be seen from her words and deeds. This little girl is obviously still at the age where she regards her father as an idol. In two years, the awesome father in her eyes will become a multi-disciplinary man. A nosy rotten uncle.

When Rhett heard this, the longing on his face suddenly froze, replaced by a kind of sadness.

When Kyle saw this, he couldn't help but glared at Fu Nuo. Why did this bastard have no eyesight at all? He couldn't help but lift any pot.

He wanted to comfort the young lady, but Kyle opened his mouth but didn't know what to say. He was okay with letting him chop people with a machete, but he was really not good at comforting little girls.

"Hey~~"

With a heavy sigh, Kyle took a small wine bottle from his waist with trembling hands, opened the lid and took a sip, but then his movements froze because the old man with dementia ran over to him at some point. before.

Looking at the old drunkard in front of him, staring at the flask in his hand without saying a word, Kyle asked tentatively: "Well, do you want to drink?"

"Hehe, I'll switch with you"

The old drunkard passed forward the big cake covered in saliva in his hand.

"At this time, you have some brains."

Fu Nuoxu watched this scene. This old ghost usually showed signs of advanced dementia, but when he smelled the smell of alcohol, his IQ skyrocketed, although he still couldn't be at the same level as normal people.

Ok

Just when Fu Nuo was about to look away, a bright light suddenly flashed across his sight.

"Old Drunkard"

Fu Nuo's pupils shrank. Before his brain could think, his body had already acted instinctively, choosing the method that was most suitable for his current situation.

He stood on tiptoe and clicked wildly on the ground. His whole body rushed out like a coiled snake, disappeared in an instant, turned into a line and hit the old drunkard.

But just when Fu Nuo came behind the old drunkard and was about to bump into him, the old drunkard seemed to have noticed something. He jumped forward and directly pressed on Kyle, causing Kyle's face to turn pale. Turning purple, his eyes widened.

"Eh"

The old drunkard's sudden avoidance made Fu Nuo stunned, and his movement of jumping forward was stopped.

咻

The cold and sharp energy came out, making Fu Nuo come back to his senses, and he saw clearly the identity of the sharp thing in an instant. This was

A spinning double-edged axe.

That's too late

The moment he saw the ax in full form, Fu Nuo knew that he could no longer dodge the blow, but his face showed an extreme calmness when the ax came. His toes were a little bit on the ground, and his whole body stopped for a moment. Jump up with all your strength.

"Old drunkard, I'm going to fuck you."

铛

With a crisp impact sound, Fu Nuo jumped up and flew backwards like a ball among the sparks from the iron chain on his body.

The sudden change suddenly woke up everyone around him.

"Assault Assault Protection Miss"

Kyle yelled hurriedly, and following his order, the cloaked men all around rushed out at the same time, surrounding Red. However, no cloaked man appeared in the direction where the ax flew. Instead, there was a large group of well-equipped Kingdom troops. Judging from the number, there were at least 50 people.

A cold voice came from behind the Royal Army.

"Anjured, I am arresting you for treason and murdering the princess of the kingdom. I advise you to put down your weapons immediately and follow me. Of course, killing you directly here will also make you Save yourself the trouble of traveling and go find your idiotic father and mother as soon as possible."

The royal army dispersed to both sides, and a tall man with a scar on his forehead walked in.The big man was dressed lightly, and his open chest was covered with brown chest hair. He was nearly three meters tall, and just by standing there, people felt a fierce aura coming over him.

"Muriel"

The moment she saw this big man, Rhett, a girl under 14 years old, almost squeezed out the name through her teeth. Her little face was full of resentment and hatred that did not suit her age.

It was this man who led a large group of royal soldiers and the fat pig princess into his home, killing all the servants and guards in the mansion. The fat pig princess even shot her mother with a gun in front of her eyes.

"After your lucky escape, I originally thought you would retreat along the border towards the periphery of the island, but I didn't expect you to be so bold."

Muriel's face was extremely gloomy: "Not only were they heading towards the royal capital, but they also took the opportunity to attack the princess on her way back. You are not so naive as to think that that little girl will inherit the throne as the last bloodline of the royal family when she arrives at the royal capital."

"So what?"

Kyle, who was lying on the stretcher, snorted coldly, used the big sword to support himself, and stood in front of Red.