The sick life of a pirate

"Hey, beauty, do you want to go to sea with me and become a pirate?"

"Macho man, go to sea with me and become a pirate. I will take you to navigate the Grand Line."

"Little brother, come with me and become a pirate. This is much more interesting than playing pirate games. My brother will protect you."

""

At the port, a figure with half his face covered was walking among the crowd. He would almost go up to someone he saw and ask them if they wanted to become a pirate.

"Why don't you become a pirate with a brat like you? I still want to live for a few more years."

Fu Nuo wiped his face and watched the big, round woman leave with twitching eyes. He cursed, "I call you a beauty, you really think of yourself as a goddess."

Even so, Fu Nuo couldn't help but have a look of anxiety on his brows.

I have wasted enough time here. It has been about 20 minutes since I left the naval base. The naval base has definitely noticed my disappearance.

They didn't come to the dock now. They probably didn't expect that they would escape from the cliff behind the base, and they were lucky enough to take a shortcut to the dock, but it shouldn't take long for them to search here.

But, just go to sea like this

It's so lonely

He didn't know how to sail, and he couldn't tell when he would meet people again in this boundless sea. This was something Fu Nuo couldn't accept no matter what.

After fifty days in the training space, Fu Nuo couldn't stand the boring and dead silence at sea.

Regardless of whether it is a strong man, an old woman, or a child, as long as he can coax one to board the ship and chat with him every day to relieve his loneliness, he does not have high requirements for the crew. As long as he is a human being and can talk, it will be fine.

but

"Bah, the Age of Discovery"

The corner of Fu Nuo's mouth twitched as he looked at the people in front of him going to the pier: "I don't even want to be a pirate. This is the Age of Discovery. Life must be pursued. Young people should go out and see the world, shouldn't middle-aged people also take advantage of it? If you can move, go out and run more. Who said that women should stay at home to coax their children, and go out to sea to be a real man?"

He was playing non-stop here, but the people around him didn't even look at him. The few people who looked at him looked at him with a caring look.

It's not like Fu Nuo has never thought about learning what Fu Nuo did before, spending money to hire a sailor or something, but the lowest asking price is 100 million beli, which is just to accompany him to the end of the West Sea; or even to the next one. Each island requires at least [-] beli.

This is still there

When Fu Nuo was not rewarded.

"Disgusting old man, if you have brain problems, please don't wander around."

"Whose old man is this? He's so disgusting."

"You actually pooped in front of so many people. Find the person in charge of security quickly."

""

At this moment, a burst of noise reached Fu Nuo's ears. He turned around and saw some people not far away pointing and pointing with disgust.

Old man

Fu Nuo looked closer and couldn't help but cover his face.

"This old man"

In the center of the crowd was the old drunkard who came here with Fu Nuo. Through the crowd, he could see the old tavern squatting there with his bare buttocks. As he got closer, he could clearly smell a foul smell floating in the air, even if he didn't look carefully. Look, Fu Nuo can also guess the reaction of the people around him.

The old drunkard didn't react at all to the insults from the people around him. Instead, he squatted there with a look on his face that looked like he was defecating, and he was still roaring while defecating.

Fu Nuo felt that he might have opened the bottle cap to the point of defecation.

However, the bottle cap was not moved at all.

"Whose old thing does this belong to? It's too disgusting."

"Hey, I've seen him. The last time I went to a tavern to drink, this old man came to the tavern to ask for a drink and was kicked out."

"When you said that, I also remembered that after he was kicked out, he also pulled a long strip in front of the tavern. If the navy hadn't suddenly appeared and taken him away, he might have been beaten to death by the people in the tavern."

""

There was a roar in the crowd, and at this moment, a young man with a rag covering his face appeared.He walked towards the old man with a shovel and a roll of paper.

"Kid, this is your old man"

"Hahaha, with such an old man in the stall, no wonder you want to go to sea."

"Sure enough, what kind of grandpa will have what kind of grandson."

""

These people at the port all recognized Fu Nuo, who had been recruiting people at the port just now, and they all said with disdain.

Fu Nuo ignored the people around him and didn't mind the unpleasant smell. He handed the paper to the old drunkard and said, "Do you still need it?"

"Hey, I remember you~~You are a grinning guy and a good person~~~Hehehehe."

The old drunkard smiled at Fu Nuo and handed the wine to Fu Nuo: "Open it for me."

"You can open it, but you have to wipe your butt clean first."

"Mmmmmmm~"

The old drunkard nodded hurriedly, took the toilet paper and began to wipe it.

"Hmph, the silly old man and the idiot brat are a perfect match."

A big man in the crowd sneered, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw something flying towards him.

Snapped

With a crisp sound, the yellow solid object was slapped directly on his face, and even part of it entered his mouth.

"Yes, sir, we have hit the local target. Do you want to continue the attack?"

Fu Nuo looked at the old drunkard who suddenly reported to him with a serious face, looked at the hand stained with shit, and twitched the corner of his mouth slightly: "If you dare to touch me with this hand, I will throw this bottle of wine into the sea. "

"Sigh~~"

At this time, the crowd also reacted, and they couldn't help but retreat towards the back, for fear that the old man would come to them too.

"Ugh wow vomit"

The big man lay on the ground and started vomiting, looking like he was about to vomit out the gall.

"Big Brother"

"It's alright."

A small man and a fat man walked up to the big man and handed them water and towels.

After rinsing his mouth for a long time, the big man raised his head with a twisted face and roared ferociously: "Old man, I think you are tired of living, kill them for me."

Hearing this, the little man drew his long sword and rushed towards Fu Nuo with a grin, followed closely by the big fat man.

"You really can cause me trouble."

Fu Nuo kicked the wine bottle into his trouser pocket, his eyes gradually narrowed, and he ducked to avoid the sword attack.

"There are still a few moments, but today"

Seeing Fu Nuo dodge, the little man laughed ferociously, but then his words stopped abruptly. In his field of vision, the pair of slightly narrowed eyes suddenly flashed two blood-red light marks, like a lone wolf in the night, leading red light.

What frightened him even more was that the opponent's right hand grabbed his sword-holding hand.

In desperation, he wanted to draw his sword, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't draw it out.That palm was like an iron claw, locking his hand tightly.

click

There were crisp sounds from the little man's hand, and his face suddenly twisted in severe pain.

"Ah ah ah~~ Let it go, let it go quickly"

At this moment, another big fat man rushed over and hit Fu Nuo with his fist like a meat bag.

but

Fu Nuo stepped forward, as if sliding on ice, and passed by the big fat man who bumped into him like an egg.

Almost in a flash.

Fu Nuo's body was like a top, he twisted violently and wheeled out.

嗡

His right leg cut through the air, making a deep and thick sound that was heart-stopping.

砰

The fat man looked confused and didn't react at all. The kick landed firmly on his back.The huge body, which was at least [-] kilograms, was like being hit head-on by a rhinoceros. It flew straight away, and with a roar, its upper body was embedded in the wall of the warehouse not far away.

The whole place was silent.

"It's so strong that such a big body was kicked away."

The crowd immediately exploded. The changes before and after were too fast. Just now, they thought that the masked kid was dead. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, the two people were defeated by the masked kid.

Fu Nuo turned to look at the dazed man, and was swept by those squinting eyes. The man felt a chill rising from the bottom of his heart, and he shuddered involuntarily, as if he was being stared at by a predatory beast that chooses people to eat. Average.

With a plop, he collapsed to the ground.

Fu Nuo withdrew his gaze and looked at the old drunkard behind him, with a flash of hesitation in his eyes.

"Wine~~my wine"

The old drunkard grinned and stretched out his hand in front of Fu Nuo.

"kid"

At this moment, someone in the crowd shouted: "You still want to find your companions in the sea?"

"Ah, yes, if you need a partner, I can do that too. I am the navigator of the cargo ship."

Several people in the crowd suddenly shouted, there is no shortage of pirates in the world, but no one would put their life in the hands of a kid.

But after seeing the scene just now, these people were moved.

Fu Nuo did not look back, but stared at the old drunkard in front of him: "Do you want to go to sea?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence, and everyone looked at Fu Nuo with a dull expression.

"going to sea"

The old drunkard tilted his head.

"That's right, come with me and become a pirate, and I'll make you the vice-captain."

The old drunkard blinked: "Is there wine?"

"Hahaha~~~"

Fu Nuo couldn't help but laugh: "It's true to call you an old drunkard. How about you being a good drinker?"

"Then I'll go," the old drunkard said excitedly.

Fu Nuo nodded when he heard this and turned to look at the crowd with dull expressions. The rag on his face gradually slipped off as he turned his head, revealing the bloody and ferocious corners of his mouth.

There was thick water and saliva dripping from the huge wound that was torn to the base of the ear, causing the crowd to burst into uproar.

"Huhuhe, Huhuhe"

Fu Nuo grinned and let out a strange smile. With his laughter, the wound that had been healed was torn open again. Scarlet blood stained the back molars and flowed down the roots of the ears. The strange smile was like a devil's sneer.

“Sorry, it’s full”

I don’t know why, but I feel like the beginning seems a little stained. Sure enough, the outline still needs to be revised.

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