The sick life of a pirate

The sound of artillery bombardment was endless, mixed with the rolling waves and death screams.

"Captain Captain"

A tall and muscular man stood in front of a boy of about sixteen or seventeen years old, and shouted anxiously: "Captain, the navy is surrounding us, what should we do now?"

"You're asking me?" The young man was stunned for a moment.

"You are the captain. When you invited us on board, didn't you say you would protect our safety?"

""

The young man was silent for a moment when he heard this. He turned around and looked at the several warships approaching around him and couldn't help but fell silent again.

boom

At this moment, a cannonball passed by the hull of the ship and exploded under the sea. The huge waves hit the boy and woke him up from his daze. His face became distorted in an instant. : "What else can you do? Just fuck them for me. Don't be cowardly, just do it. Just go ahead and tell them a stupid strategy."

"If you know how to use swastika, give me swastika. If you know how to use ninjutsu, throw S-level ninjutsu at me. If anyone knows magic, throw a forbidden spell or something like that out. Also, pull out the anti-matter cannon on our ship and blast it to death." They don’t need to give me face, and don’t feel like they are trying to kill a chicken with a knife, I believe you can do it.”

""

""

The deck of the three-masted sailboat suddenly fell into silence. The only seven remaining crew members on the deck looked at each other, all showing a state of confusion.

After a while, the big man who spoke to the boy first spoke. After hesitating for a moment, he asked: "We don't know that swastika or ninjutsu, but where is that anti-cannon you mentioned that can be used now?" Pull it out”

"What the hell are you asking me?"

The young man's face became more and more ferocious: "The captain is the one you seven are calling grandpa, grandpa, while risking your lives to save him. Regardless of whether the enemy is a snake demon or a middle school boy playing coy on the ship, the seven of you are here to save me." The captain should just confront him."

""

After a moment of silence, the eyes of the seven people looking at the young man changed, turning into a look of pity and greetings to your eighteenth generation ancestors.

This guy is probably scared out of his mind.

At this moment, a roar came.

Turning his head to look, he saw the main mast where the two people were hugging each other in the middle of the hull collapsed with a crisp sound and fell into the sea water.

""

The young man blinked when he saw this: "I'm taking the liberty to ask, were you serious about the cannonball just now?"

thump

Seven muffled sounds were heard in succession. Looking at the empty deck in the blink of an eye, the boy's mouth moved slightly: "A dream can be so realistic."

And

The young man slowly turned around and looked at the huge shadows surrounding him from three directions. For the first time, his face showed horror.

Is this really a dream?

However, there was obviously no time for the young man to figure it all out, because in a short time, three warships had surrounded the ship he was on, and stairs extended from the ship and landed on the deck of the pirate ship. above.

In the blink of an eye, the boy was completely surrounded by the navy.

"Don't shoot, I surrender."

Looking at the dark muzzle of the gun pointing at him, the young man raised his hands in a wise manner.

砰

Almost as soon as he raised his hand, a navy soldier rushed up from behind, took one of the boy's arms, and pushed the boy directly onto the deck.

"If it hurts, let me rub it, gently."

The severe pain suddenly made the young man wake up. This person's attack was too dark. The pull just now almost pulled his arm off.

"Captain Harvey, the identity of the target has been confirmed. It is Michel Funo, the captain of the Funo Pirates. The bounty is 1000 million Baileys. However, the rest of the crew members just jumped ship and escaped. Do we need to chase them?"

"No need, those are just fishermen hired with money, and if they jump into the sea in a place like this, it doesn't make any difference whether they are pursued or not."

The man called Captain Harvey was a man who looked about 30 years old. He glanced down at Fu Nuo, with a flash of disdain in his eyes: "Take him away."

"Hey, eh, wait a minute, wait a minute."

Fu Nuo shouted hurriedly: "Let me clear up the misunderstanding first. It is definitely a misunderstanding. My name is Fu Nuo, and it is true, but it is not the Michelle you say."

What kind of nightmare is this?

I just slept for a while, why did I look like this when I opened my eyes?

"I am definitely a law-abiding and good citizen. The worst thing I have ever done in my life is that when I first fell in love in junior high school, I saw my class teacher's beauty and secretly masturbated in class. It was not a civilian aircraft. As for bombing it with a cannon Well, in ancient times we didn’t even need to soak the pig cage.”

At the end of Fu Nuo's words, he became incoherent.

Compared to something as unrealistic as time travel, he felt that this was a punitive prank by some people that was more realistic, although he had no friends or enemies who would prank him.

however

The navy did not give Fu Nuo a chance to continue speaking. One of them stepped forward and hit Fu Nuo on the back of the head with the butt of his gun.

砰

With a dull sound, indescribable severe pain instantly spread throughout the body, making Fu Nuo's whole body tremble, and his brain felt dizzy.

It took him a while to shake his head and wake up, but Fu Nuo, who had his face close to the deck, could clearly see a trace of blood flowing down his cheeks to the deck.

真打

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

""

The navy soldier who gave Fu Nuo a gun butt and the navy soldier who held Fu Nuo down couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when they saw Fu Nuo screaming.

没晕

But at this moment, Fu Nuo, who was being held down, had a look of cruelty on his face, and he twisted his body violently, ignoring the tearing pain in his right shoulder. At that moment when the naval soldier lost consciousness, his left elbow hit him directly. on the navy soldier's temple.

砰

Unprepared, the naval soldier was stunned by the elbow and couldn't help but let go of Fu Nuo's hands.

"I don't care if you are playing a prank or if I have traveled through time, I will destroy you today."

Fu Nuo took the opportunity to pull out his arm, turned around and climbed up from the ground, shaking his arms with a ferocious expression.Not only his right shoulder, but both shoulders were so painful that he broke into a cold sweat. Fortunately, the shoulder joint did not fall off with the inertia, but the ligaments were definitely injured.

This scene caused a commotion in the navy camp.

But Fu Nuo didn't give them time to react. After confirming the injury, he lunged forward and punched the bastard who had given him a gun butt.

To put it ten thousand steps back, even if I really traveled through time.

Judging from the physical fitness he just showed and the 1000 million bounty on his head, as long as he fights against them, he may not be unable to win.

can escape

As long as you defeat this guy and jump into the sea behind him, there will be no problem

only

嘭

The pungent smell of gunpowder filled the air, and Fu Nuo's fist froze in mid-air. The navy soldier in front of him stared at him with a cold face, and the muzzle of the gun in his hand was faintly filled with gunpowder smoke.

Fu Nuo retracted his fist and pressed his chest, feeling a hot and sticky feeling rushing out from his fingers.

without hesitation

Shot fired

Severe pain came, but before Fu Nuo could experience the feeling of being shot for the first time in his life, the naval soldier behind him who was hit in the temple had already rushed up and hit Fu Nuo on the back of the head again with the butt of his rifle.

The huge force directly knocked him to the deck, and then a circle of naval soldiers surrounded him. In an instant, Fu Nuo was hit by these people countless times.

Waves of dizziness hit Fu Nuo, and Fu Nuo's vision went dark.

Just before he was about to fall into coma, he heard the captain named Harvey say: "That's almost it. Don't kill him directly. If you want to kill him, Lieutenant Colonel Lenny from Ruhr Town should kill him, after all."

After hearing this, Fu Nuo's consciousness completely fell into coma.