The fur general of the pirate navy

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In big cities, especially first- and second-tier cities, the work efficiency of the major police departments is the highest. Basically in the second line and above, if you call the police, you will arrive immediately within ten minutes, which is not comparable to small cities.

The police car came, the ambulance came, the traffic police department car also arrived in time, and even the fire truck didn't know which link was wrong, or who called the wrong police, they also came to watch the fun.

Such a big thing happened. First, several cars collided together, and then there was a large-scale poisoning and coma incident. Even if the female traffic police did not call the police, the people passing by would not hesitate to help call the police.

You must know that the quality of the people in Shengjing City is very high. Even celebrities who take drugs have been reported by the masses.

After the various departments arrived, they quickly sealed off the scene and sent the poisoned and injured people to the hospital for treatment. The traffic police department also went to deal with the cars that had collided with each other.

Among the series of collisions, the worst thing was the white Corolla that was hit from the front and rear. The front of the car basically collapsed into the cockpit, the entire trunk at the rear of the car was missing, and even the chairs in the back seat were somewhat deformed.

Fortunately, the driver of the Corolla was not seriously injured. He only suffered some skin scratches from the impact force and car body debris during the collision. There were no other serious injuries. His hands and feet were broken and his life was not in danger.

Although the island country's car is very brittle, it is still good at absorbing impact energy at low speeds. The car was completely destroyed and the force of the impact was removed, so the driver in the car did not suffer multiple physical injuries.

"Now, let's talk about it."

After sending all the people who fainted into the car and returning to check the injuries of the people involved in the traffic accident, the female traffic police finally focused on Lu Xuan, her sharp eyes seemed to be able to see through people.

"What do you and I have to talk about?" Lu Xuan curled his lips in response, not wanting to show too much that he wanted to pay attention to the female traffic policeman.

The car accident did not cause any casualties, but there were a few bruises. With the traffic police involved, there was nothing for Lu Xuan to worry about.

It's a pity that the Ice and Snow Spider has gone somewhere. This is probably her weakest recovery period.

If he could find it, Lu Xuan would definitely kill this troublesome female devil.

"Hey, what's your attitude?"

Seeing Lu Xuan's indifferent attitude, the female traffic policeman immediately became angry and said to him angrily: "I am a traffic policeman, a people's policeman. Do you know that? Now I am formally asking you, what exactly is this?" What’s going on?”

"What's going on?" Lu Xuan responded, pretending not to know, and then said goodbye indirectly, "If nothing happens, I will leave. Your superiors will explain what happened today to you."

When the female traffic police officer saw Lu Xuan talking to her in such a condescending manner, she immediately became furious. She glared at him fiercely and shouted: "What do you mean you did so many things and didn't say a word to me?" Do you want to leave now that you’ve said it?”

"Also, what happened last time when you robbed my motorcycle and threw me off the car? Don't make excuses for me. You don't look like a good person to me." The female traffic policeman thought about the last time her motorcycle was robbed. Regarding the car matter, he questioned Lu Xuan fiercely, pretending that if he didn't give an explanation today, he wouldn't even think about leaving.

"Ah."

Lu Xuan sneered helplessly, took out a certificate book from his arms, opened it and said to the female traffic police: "I told you, what happened today will be explained to you by the superiors later, and you will be instructed on how to announce it to the public. .As for what happened last time when I robbed your car, it happened suddenly. I’m really sorry. If there’s nothing else, I’ll leave first.”

As soon as the sound fell, Lu Xuan turned around and left. He also wanted to follow the blood stains on the ground to find the ultimate ice spider. It would be great if he could find it.

I know that the chance of finding the possibility is very small, but how will I know if I can find it if I don’t try?

"Hey"

"you stop for me"

Seeing that Lu Xuan was about to leave, the female traffic police officer shouted loudly from behind.

"Is something wrong?" Lu Xuan turned around and murmured in confusion, thinking that he had shown her the ID, so why was he still unwilling to give in?

"You are a soldier?" the female traffic policeman blinked and asked curiously.

Lu Xuan nodded and replied: "Yes, otherwise how could I be chasing such a powerful guy?"

"Show me your ID again." The female traffic policeman looked at Lu Xuan with furtive eyes and asked as if she didn't believe it.

"Didn't I show it to you just now?" Lu Xuan asked suspiciously.

"I didn't see it clearly just now. Why don't you want to see it again?" the female traffic policeman said, looking like a successful woman.

Lu Xuan was really speechless. Usually when others saw his ID, they would treat him politely and respectfully. How could someone be so messy as a female traffic police officer?

"No." Lu Xuan raised his hand and threw the certificate away, and said impatiently: "Give it back to me soon after reading it. I still have things to do."

"Lu Xuan, official soldier, senior special forces, affiliated unit." The female traffic policeman carefully checked Lu Xuan's ID. She even looked at every item carefully. When she knew the unit number behind her, she couldn't help but frown. He stood up and murmured: "Why aren't the unit numbers replaced with symbols?"

Half a second later, she finally came back to her senses from observing the certificate, and threw the certificate to the ground with a "snap", as if she had been greatly wronged. She stared at Lu Xuan with her eyes and spoke angrily. He said: "Okay, how dare you use this fake certificate to deceive my aunt, you are so brave."

"Lie down."

Lu Xuan couldn't help shouting, and said with a slight surprise: "You're just pretending that you don't have any vision, and you threw my ID on the ground, are you not mentally ill?"

"Oh, you're still pretending to be addicted." When the female traffic police officer heard what Lu Xuan said, she immediately got angry and responded coldly, unwilling to be outdone: "The unit to which she belongs does not even have a serial number. I have seen many soldiers with certificates. , but I have never seen a book as weird as yours. Even if you pretend, you have to pretend better. How about you write "Special Operations Forces" like some liars?"

"I've long thought that you don't look like a good person, but I didn't expect you to be like this. Fortunately, my aunt, I kept an eye out, otherwise I would have been deceived by you, a turtle bastard." The female traffic policeman puffed up her cheeks and spoke angrily. scolded.

She waved her hand and shouted to the police and traffic police who were busy or gathered nearby: "Come here, arrest him."

The female traffic policeman is just a small traffic policeman, as the epaulettes on her shoulders can prove. She seems to have a pretty good status in the police station. Many traffic policemen who came before were polite to her, maybe out of respect. Blind worship of beautiful women and so on.

Traffic police and civilian police both belong to the police department. Even if you don't know a traffic policeman here before, you won't be embarrassed. At most, you can exchange a few words from time to time, and you won't be regarded as an extremist standing on the opposite side.

Now that the female traffic police officer was shouting like this, all the policemen and traffic policemen, even if they were not in the same department, all turned their heads and locked eyes with Lu Xuan, and then gathered around him as she ordered.

The traffic police is also a police officer, so it must be reasonable for her to call for arrest. It is much more convincing than the average person who casually reports a false police report.

"Sister Yan."

"Sister Yan."

Some police figures wearing traffic police uniforms greeted them politely like female traffic policemen.

From this point of view, the background of this female traffic policeman with an average job is really not as small as it seems.

"are you crazy"

When Lu Xuan saw the female traffic policeman throw away her ID and suddenly turned against her, he couldn't control the rising fire in his heart. He rolled his eyes at her and scolded her angrily.

If she hadn't been a woman and relatively beautiful, Lu Xuan, a man, would have beaten her up long ago. He dared to throw away his ID like this, acting like a Sabi.

"You dare to scold me, you really piss me off." The female traffic policeman stamped her feet angrily, and the two jade rabbits she was carrying swayed slightly as her body swayed, making the eyes of a group of male policemen who came nearby light up. .

Really big-breasted and brainless

Lu Xuan looked at the policewoman who had no discernment, had a hot temper and was petty, and couldn't bear a word or two of criticism from others. All she could think of was one comment.

"What's going on?"

After several policemen and traffic policemen surrounded Lu Xuan, a police captain with a relatively high position came to Lu Xuan and asked politely.

Although this question was asked looking at him, the main purpose was actually to ask the female traffic policeman and let her answer first. Pretending to question the suspect first is just a trick.

The police in big cities are very qualified. They will never attack people indiscriminately within the limits of their control. Basically, they will politely ask the reason for the matter first, and then proceed to the next step after understanding the specific process. Catch those who need to be arrested, and take action with the suspect when it is time to do so.

"He is a suspicious person. I suspect that he is a high-level spy from another country who has infiltrated our country, or a terrorist from an extremist organization. I have seen him get into fierce fights with people in the street twice, and once he pulled me out of the house. Throw it off the motorcycle."

After the old policeman stopped asking questions, the female traffic policeman immediately pointed at Lu Xuan and took the lead in pointing out who he was and the reason for suspicion, basically confirming the name of a suspect.

These are all tricks

As long as the female traffic policeman gives the other party a suspicious name, no matter what Lu Xuan explains, the policeman has reason to wait inside the station first. As for any grievances and grievances, let's talk about them inside the station.

"Are you sick?" Lu Xuan looked at the female traffic policeman with slightly squinting eyes and asked with a slightly unhappy tone.

"Oh, you still dare to scold me." When the female traffic police officer heard what Lu Xuan said, she immediately became even more angry. She wanted to rush up and slap him hard several times.

She bent down and picked up the ID card from the ground, held it in her hand and said, "Look, he actually used a fake military ID card to fool me. It doesn't even have the name of the unit he belongs to. If it weren't for my aunt, I would be well-informed." , I was really fooled by him."

Hearing this, several police officers nearby immediately turned their heads and looked carefully at Lu Xuan's ID. Then they all shook their heads, thinking that it was a fake ID.

The old policeman came back to Lu Xuan and said with a serious look on his face: "Comrade, I don't care what crimes you have committed before, and I don't know what criminal record you have, but just by pretending to be a senior officer, we can already I will detain you and slowly accept the investigation."

"Put your hands up and follow us obediently." A small policeman took out a pair of shiny silver handcuffs and said in a cold voice.

When they first came here, they saw Lu Xuan with a female policeman, and he kept helping doctors and policemen deal with injured people, making everyone think he was a good person.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a suspicious person who forged the certificate of a senior military officer.

"Hehehe"

Lu Xuan couldn't help but laughed, as if he heard some funny joke, he couldn't help but start to hit him, "I think there is a saying on the Internet that is very right, there is nothing to be afraid of if you don't have vision and knowledge, the most fearful thing is not understanding. Pretend to understand and still act self-righteous. Again, if you don’t understand, just read more books and learn more about things.”

"How dare you call me stupid?" Upon hearing Lu Xuan's words, the female traffic police officer became even more angry. She glared at her with eyes that could kill someone, and scolded extremely angrily: "You guys are still standing around doing this." Why don’t we arrest them quickly?”

Not only the female traffic police officer was angry, but also the various police officers nearby who looked like they were arresting Lu Xuan, all looked livid and very unhappy.

Lu Xuan's words just now were not just scolding one person, but scolding all the police officers who came around to arrest him.

"Comrade, please cooperate with our work and raise your hands." The young police officer holding the handcuffs showed a warm and angry look on his face and ordered in a cold tone.

Another young police officer also chimed in and said, "I just suspected something was wrong, but now I'm afraid it's really a big problem. Being surrounded by the police with a shameless face, and daring to slander the police is really not what ordinary people can do."

Ugh

Lu Xuan sighed heavily. He really knew what to say. He felt like ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past. The employees lamented that it was terrible to be uneducated.

He originally wanted to go up and look for the Ice Spider, but he didn't expect that this big-breasted and brainless woman would delay him for so long and cause so much unnecessary trouble. It seemed that he wanted to find the seriously injured Ice Spider. Failed.

Wasting so much time was enough for her to walk far away, change modes of transportation, and deal with the traces.

"Which one of you is the most powerful here will call him over?" Lu Xuan lowered his face and asked with a slightly warm and angry tone.

No matter how good-tempered he is, he has been tormented by a bunch of idiots for so long, and there is still a lot of anger in his heart.

"Oh, you look good." A young police officer looked at Lu Xuan with the eyes of a monkey and a clown, and joked with a smile: "Okay, then I will give you a hard time and let me see what other tricks you have." Used."

The group of people surrounding Lu Xuan now regard him as a suspicious person pretending to be a senior soldier. Generally, after the scammers pretending to be civil servants are exposed, everyone pretends to be the same and asks to see a certain leader. This kind of This is not the first time this has happened. There are countless cases reported in the news.

Maybe Lu Xuan really made them unhappy, so they also gave Lu Xuan a chance to not shed tears without seeing the coffin.

Furthermore, the police in big cities are not as unqualified as those in small cities. They will respect you for whatever you want to see and do until the charges are proven. Most of the police officers in small cities are veterans who have been retired for several years, especially the quality of the cooperative police. Lower.

Once a suspect is suspected of being asked to do something, he or she will refuse with a bad temper. If no one else is watching, he may even utter a few curse words and drag him back to the station. If there is any situation, he will tell you slowly inside. Bar.

What's more important is that now so many of them have surrounded Lu Xuan, and all of them who can serve as policemen in Shengjing City are veterans of the army for five years, so they are not afraid of him causing any trouble.

"Not bad, not bad. You are a high-level liar with the best acting skills that my aunt has ever seen." The female traffic policeman also clapped her hands next to her and said in praise, "So many people have thought it was a fake certificate, and there are really not many who are confident. , it seems you must have a lot of problems."

Lu Xuan just smiled and said nothing, too lazy to explain to these ignorant people.

It stands to reason that Shengjing City is the center of money and power, and the civil servants here are very knowledgeable. It's fine if it's a small place, but I didn't expect that such a group of ignorant people would appear.

"Director Wang, Director Wang, come here."

As if to make Lu Xuan give up, or to satisfy the police officers' sense of accomplishment in completely conquering the prisoner, a small police officer waved to the distance and shouted to the top person in charge here. See more Weixin official account: hhxs665