Elvish Chronicles

"My beautiful senior Xiaoyu, what are you doing?" Chen Nan answered the phone and said with a smile.

Yi Xiaoyu smiled and asked: "It's nothing, what are you doing?"

"I'm in the dormitory, watching a movie with two gay guys." Chen Nan hesitated for a moment, but after all, he still didn't have the nerve to say that he was watching that kind of movie.

"What time of the year are you watching a movie? You don't have lunch?" Yi Xiaoyu hesitated for a while and then continued: "You probably don't know where the cafeteria is yet. I'm waiting for you below your dormitory. Come down quickly." I'll take you there."

"This"

Chen Nan felt a little worried.

Yi Xiaoyu was really enthusiastic about him, and he took such care of her not long after they met.

But now if I go to the cafeteria with her, what will I do if I miss the four wives? Is it possible that I won’t have lunch with them?

Yi Xiaoyu could naturally feel that Chen Nan was hesitating and said quickly: "If you have something to do, forget it. The canteen is not far anyway. You will know by asking others then."

"Thank you, senior sister." Chen Nan said.

He also wanted to go have dinner with the beautiful woman, but he couldn't leave his four wives alone. Compared to this senior sister he had just met, the four wives certainly held more weight in his heart.

"You're welcome, friends, you should."

Yi Xiaoyu sounded slightly disappointed and said, "Then I'll go have a meal first and contact you later."

"Okay, goodbye, senior sister," Chen Nan said.

"Bye-Bye."

Yi Xiaoyu hung up the phone.

As soon as Chen Nan put down his cell phone, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei immediately came up to him and asked impatiently: "What's going on, brother? You hooked up with your senior sister when you first came here, are you so awesome?"

Chen Nan patted his chest and raised his head: "Nothing else, he's just so awesome."

The two guys were full of excitement, and Zhang Fei was drooling: "Why didn't I meet my senior sister when I first came here? Brother, please tell me, what is this senior sister's name? Do you have a photo? Take it out. Let me have a look, buddy."

Chen Nan smiled helplessly: "My name is Yi Xiaoyu, but I just met her, so I don't have any photos."

Although a group photo was taken at that time, it was taken with Yi Xiaoyu's mobile phone, and Chen Nan did not have a photo here.

"Yi Xiaoyu"

The two guys looked at each other and exclaimed: "Isn't she the school beauty? Why is she looking for you?"

Chen Nan turned his head and glanced at the two of them and said, "Tell me to go to dinner."

"I invited you to dinner, so why did you refuse?"

"Is there a problem with this?"

Zhang Fei shouted: "You even refused the school beauty's date. Damn it, God, please strike down this pretentious person with a thunderbolt."

"Is it possible that there are two Yi Xiaoyus in this school?" Zhuge Liang said, hurriedly tapping on the computer keyboard, entered the campus forum, opened a post and said: "Brother, look at this school beauty list. Is the Yi Xiaoyu from Three the one you know?"

There is even a ranking list of school beauties

Chen Nan is really speechless. Nowadays, these students don’t study hard and do these messy things all day long. What will they do after graduation?

The future of our motherland is worrying

Chen Nan shook his head and sighed. In fact, he himself was also such a person.

Looking at the computer, I saw that there was a photo of Yi Xiaoyu in this post, but Chen Nan shook his head: "Who took this photo? The skills are really poor. The real person is much more beautiful than this."

"It's even more beautiful than the photos." Zhang Fei's mouth watered.

Zhuge Liang pushed him away and said angrily: "Look at your virtues. You are so embarrassed just by looking at a photo. You are simply insulting the name of General Zhang."

"Fuck, you're a pornographic writer, you won't accept the challenge."

"If you're going to fight one on one, who's afraid of whom?"

Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Come on, let's test your arms to see who is stronger and has the guts to fight."

"Reckless man, all your brute strength is of no use. If you have the guts, you can compete with my typing speed."

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Hearing these two guys shouting non-stop, Chen Nan smiled bitterly and said: "Military advisor, pig butchers, you are all the same, so there is no need to distinguish between superior and inferior ones."

Zhang Fei's eyes bulged and he said: "Damn, why did I become a pig butcher?"

Chen Nan shrugged and said calmly: "Before Zhang Fei met Liu Bei, wasn't he just a butcher who killed pigs?"

Zhang Fei was speechless.

Chen Nan grabbed the mouse, rummaged through the campus forum, and asked, "Has anyone mentioned a girl named Chu Wenrou here?"

"Chu Rourou"

Both guys jumped and stood up suddenly.

Chen Nan nodded: "Yes, it's Chu Wenrou, what's wrong?"

He just wanted to find some information about Chu Wenrou to lay the foundation for dating her, but he didn't expect the two guys to react so fiercely.

"Why are you asking about her? According to the forum, with Chu Wenrou's character, she is simply not a woman." Zhuge Liang said.

Chen Nan asked: "What did you say?"

"It is said that she smokes, drinks, gambles and fights, is uneducated and has no skills, and often bullies boys. She is notorious in school. Of the five major vices of eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling and smoking, she only has four of them, so she is just shy of being a prostitute. "

Chen Nan was speechless. This information was of no use to him in dating her.

He quickly asked: "Does anyone know her weaknesses, or what kind of men she likes?"

The two guys turned around stupidly: "What do you want to do by asking these questions?"

Chen Nan's tiger body trembled, his eyes looked up at the roof at a 45-degree angle, his eyes were firm, showing infinite perseverance, and he said unhurriedly: "Damn, I want to pick her up."

thump

The two guys sat down on the stool and almost fell to their knees in shock.

After a while, Zhuge Liang stood up and persuaded: "Brother, life is beautiful, why can't you think about it?"

"Who the hell can't think about it? Don't you think it's exciting to pick up a woman like this?" Chen Nan searched the forum and found many posts about Chu Wenrou.

But what disappointed him was that

These posts were all posted by boys who had been bullied by Chu Wenrou. They also warned everyone not to mess with Chu Wenrou just because she was small, and don't try to flirt with her, otherwise they will die miserably. awful.

Zhang Fei sighed: "Brother, you have also seen that Chu Wenwen is not someone who can be picked up by anyone. Give up. Besides, your senior Yi Xiaoyu is more beautiful than Chu Wenwen. Why don't you pick her up?"

Chen Nan shook his head, with a deep look in his eyes, and said: "I came to Ningda for only one purpose, and that is to pick up Chu Wenrou, I must pick her up."

Both guys were speechless.

After being silent for a long time, they all gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother, you are awesome, I really admire your courage to commit suicide."

Chen Nan was about to despise these two cowards who were afraid of women, but then Su Qingqing called. Chen Nan quickly answered the call and asked: "Dear wife, do you miss me? Let's go to dinner together." See more prestige Official account: hhxs665