Marvel's Pesticide System

Well, who are you? Su Han walked up to the red Ferrari that was carrying him in a daze. Fortunately, the car was not damaged, but when he patted the beautiful woman in white clothes sitting in the driver's seat, he turned around. The faces that came over looked completely unfamiliar.

Although she has the charming face of a rich mistress, she is very beautiful, but she is not the Natasha in her impression.

Who is this woman, where did she come from...

Hi, I know you. When the beauty saw Su Han’s signature mask, she covered her mouth with her little hands and exclaimed:

You are a hairy leg man

Ahem, that’s right, it’s me.When Su Han heard this, he immediately straightened his back and looked majestic. Heroes always need to pay attention to their image in front of beautiful women. Beautiful lady, why are you in... this car?

Although he asked, Su Han always had a bad premonition...

Ah, it’s like this. My car was parked at the intersection and I forgot to lock it. When I went out to buy a sandwich, it was stolen. But luckily I have a positioning system... At this point, the beautiful woman’s face looked a little angry. , but compared to the car being stolen, she cares more about the man in front of her:

Mr. Hairy Leg Man, do you need me to give you a ride? There happens to be no one at home... It’s no problem if no one is at your home.

Sure enough, this car was stolen. I thought that the car that an agent would use on a mission would be a bit too arrogant...

No, there are still criminals who need me to fight. Su Han was thinking about the missing Mark Gun and Gina who might still have time. He refused the beauty's date without hesitation, and then pulled up the mask, revealing a He opened his mouth and kissed the beauty's cheek hard.

Well~ this is American etiquette, kissing on the face etiquette, definitely not taking advantage...

But it’s easy to say, the taste is still good, it’s just a little too powdery, otherwise the taste would be better

In line with the gentleman's philosophy of not taking advantage of the bastard, Su Han touched the beauty's white rabbit again, and then left amidst the sweet laughter of the other party. After walking for a while, he took a taxi.

After spending 25 US dollars in fare, Su Han returned to school, swiped his student ID card and returned to the dormitory:

Di~student card

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Knox Middle School is a semi-private high-end college with the highest-end teachers and equipment. Three meals a day are served a la carte. Just make a phone call in the dormitory and they will be delivered to your bedside in about 10 minutes. , allowing you to enjoy five-star catering services while studying hard.

Open-air swimming pools, high-end restaurants, various game arcades and Internet cafes, and even a royal barber shop

And except for some special services, basically these are free.

Of course, high-end services naturally come at a high price. The cost of this school for an academic year is a full 15 US dollars. The first lesson of this school is to tell all students that knowledge is expensive, so expensive money is needed in exchange. .

Of course all the students thought the lecturer was farting.

When Su Han came here at first, he was not used to it. The 80-square-meter dormitory for two people was a bit too big, and breakfast and dinner were all steaks on call. Su Han was used to eating fried dough sticks soaked in soy milk. I became constipated more than once or twice.

The only thing that made Su Han very satisfied was that all students' dormitories were mixed, and Gina's dormitory was seven or eight meters away from Su Han.

Hey~

The phone's ringtone suddenly rang, it was a text message.

Dear Su, I’m going to bed first. Remember to wake me up tomorrow morning~

It’s Gina’s bedtime goodnight text.

Su Han shrugged, put down his hand that wanted to look at Gina's dormitory, turned his head, and returned to his dormitory.

But as soon as I opened the door, I heard a woman's excited gasps coming from inside...

Ah~Ben, hurry up

Damn it, I am not the one who is going through life and death outside to save the people from dire straits, but you are sitting in the dormitory having sex. Su Han felt unhappy for a moment.

Su Han's roommate is his classmate and the well-deserved academic master of the entire Knox Middle School.Jimin, the whole school envies him for his ability and handsome appearance, he can be said to be a proud being.

But it is precisely because of this that at the age of 15, he had too many admirers and slept with nearly half of the girls in middle school in more than half a year, causing him to suffer from kidney failure.

If he hadn't often seen Iron Man news on TV, Su Han would have even thought that Jimin was Tony.Stark pretended.

Hey, cum quickly, come over here after cumming, there is something important. When Su Han came in and passed by Jieming's room, he knocked on the door unceremoniously, regardless of how frightened the voice inside was.

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1 minute later, Su Han's room.

I said Su Han, could you please stop scaring me like this?Jimin came to Su Han's room while still holding up his pants, while his little girlfriend had already wrapped up her clothes and left. He just slammed the door of the dormitory before leaving. It seemed that he was a little angry because of dissatisfaction with his desires.

I was suffering from kidney deficiency, but you scared me to death just now...

Okay, brother, it’s just a matter of a small biscuit, okay~ Su Han got angry when he saw his aggrieved look, and directly took out a first-level power rune and threw it to him.

Book.The clouds suddenly turned sunny in an instant. Jimin put away the biscuits with a smile and put them in his inner pocket like a treasure.

Another function of this cookie is Ben.Jimin discovered it. He found that as long as you eat a piece of this stuff, you will be extremely energetic when you have sex at night, and there are no side effects. It is simply a magical tool for picking up girls.

And he also secretly studied this biscuit and wanted to copy it through scientific means, so that he could eat it without restraint in the future and no longer have to look at Su Han's face.

However, even SHIELD has not revealed the secret of the cookie so far. Even if a genius is like him, it will naturally end in failure.

However, Su Han took a fancy to his wisdom and revealed a small part of the secrets in his hand, such as his identity as the hairy leg man, and the Mark gun with unlimited bullets...

Of course, the secrets of the Glory System and Xiao Daji's level will definitely not be revealed. Besides, it is probably difficult for him to understand what the system is.

After all, he is not Chinese, so it is understandable that he does not know about the system, which is a popular thing on the Internet.

Today I killed a Hulk.Su Han looked at Benjamin who was holding up his baggy pants and said lightly.

Oh, isn't it the Hulk? I can clear the level several times a day in the game arcade, and I don't know how many Hulks have been killed, Ben.Jimin said nonchalantly.

His name is Abomination, and he is Hulk’s enemy. Su Han emphasized:

And he is real. He just went to the old part of Manhattan and you should have seen it on the news.

what

Book.Jimin was stunned for a moment,

Then the pants I just pulled up fell down again...