Marvel's Monster Hunter World

Watson slashed directly with Deadpool's knife.

Ding A string of sparks exploded in front of the two knives.

"Give me back my third wife. I'll use it next time I go out and kill bad guys and take a shit."

"Why don't you bring the paper back to you?" After hearing this, Watson threw the knife to Deadpool with a disgusted look on his face.

"No, that would ruin my perfect lines."

"Okay, now is the last round," Watson said, holding his hands together, and a white light appeared in his palms.

The white light slowly lengthened, and a 4-meter-long flying dragon sword "Red Leaf" appeared in the hand.

"Wow why?" Deadpool suddenly turned his head and shouted into the air: "Why does he have such a handsome armor and such a handsome weapon? When did you let a person who is more handsome and more powerful than me appear in my script? And he also has the special effect of white light." Then he turned to look at Watson and said, "Never mind, I'm going to snatch it away, right? I'm going to correct the script."

Then he rushed over faster than the previous two times, and then suddenly jumped up

The two downward pointing swords look like a pair of fangs and then

噗

A 4-meter-long sword was stuck in the air

"Fake forgot that you are so long and thick. It hurts a little. Wait a moment. I'm almost ready to hit you." Deadpool said as he slowly moved himself down. Blood splattered everywhere. Suddenly, Deadpool seemed to think of something, and immediately waved the two swords in his hands and slashed at the flying dragon sword "Red Leaf"

There was a spark of sparks followed by two crisp sounds, and Deadpool opened his mouth again: "Shoot, if he is so hard, his girlfriend must be miserable."

Watson rolled his eyes helplessly, and then made a half-circle chop over the shoulder.

Puff, a puff of blood flew into the air.

With a snap, Deadpool, almost in half, fell to the ground, leaving his two swords beside him.

"I will kill you, put your head on top of the Statue of Liberty, and then pee in your mouth."

Watson came over and knelt down, then raised his right hand.

Deadpool saw Watson's actions and quickly closed his eyes and shouted: "Wait a minute, don't slap me in the face. Although this face will make me get up in the middle of the night to pee and vomit in the mirror twice, it is still my face."

Well, it seems that the body does not feel the same explosive feeling as before.

When he opened his eyes, he saw that Watson had held the two halves of his body and put them together.

"I probably didn't spell it wrong, right?"

"The next point, that's right, try it again, thank you~ It feels much better."

The system decomposes 1 bottle of small healing potion, which costs 3 pieces worth 10.

While Watson was talking to the system, he glanced at his blood volume which was already 100.

It seems that the resilience has also increased proportionally. I guess I can fight the weirdos in front of me casually in the future.

Then Watson flashed his hand, took out a 1-sized green potion, stepped forward, squatted down, and pulled off Deadpool's mask.

"Man, you're so cruel. You actually tried to poison me. But maybe you'll be disappointed."

Watson ignored Deadpool's words and said to him: "Now, drink it. It can speed up your recovery."

"Oh, thank you." Deadpool took the potion directly and drank it without hesitation, since he wouldn't be poisoned anyway.

"Yeah, I like watermelon flavor. Can you change the flavor next time?"

As he spoke, he saw that his wound, which was healing rapidly, suddenly healed at a super speed, as if he was high on drugs.

"Ahh~ahhh~"

"To shut up"

After a while, Deadpool stood up: "I've never felt so good. It feels better than sage mode. Man, do you still have that medicine? I think I'm in love with him."

Watson walked to the girlfriend's gift, picked it up and threw it at Deadpool's feet and asked, "How much is this guy you're talking about worth?"

Deadpool looked down at the girlfriend's gift at his feet and said, "He's worth $5."

"The watermelon juice I just drank for you is worth 7 US dollars."

"Walter, why are you vomiting? Tell me if you are vomiting or not?"

"what are you doing"

"I want to spit out my $7"

Watson rolled his eyes, ignored him, sat down next to the edge, and looked at the traffic below.

Poof, Deadpool also sat down next to him, shrugging his head, very frustrated.

"Don't be sad, at least you still have the $5, right?" Watson looked at Deadpool and said with a smile.

Deadpool turned his head in surprise and asked, "You actually want to give him to me but I haven't beaten you yet."

"Next time, even if you win this time, how about making friends?"

"Oh man you are so nice I recognize you as my friend"

As he spoke, Deadpool took out a piece of white paper, two paintbrushes, and a small tape recorder attached to wade.

Wade turned on the tape recorder, and a classic opening music played~

Zizzi hey, yaeh, i wanna shop, baby~

Listening to the music, Deadpool began to write and draw next to Watson.

"Today, Deadpool was chasing a big bad guy~ Then he was helped by a new friend~ Well, he even had a fight with him~ But they were all happy in the end~"

Two little figures slowly appeared on the white paper. Suddenly Deadpool stopped and turned to Watson and said: "Brother Shooter, why do you think you are more handsome than me even in my drawings?"

Then write below the two little people: "The most handsome deadpool baby Wade and"

"Watson Dialante"

"Wade, the most handsome deadpool baby, and Watson, the ugliest detective baby, are perfect for you."

Watson smiled helplessly and took the painting and put it away.

"Wade, how long have you been with your girlfriend?" Watson suddenly asked.

"Well, it's been about three years Watson. I suddenly regretted not getting to know you later." Deadpool turned his head and looked at Watson.

"Because if this is the case, the last time I asked that bastard Francis, I could have asked you to help me, which is probably more reliable than my father."

"Your father?" Watson turned his head in confusion and asked.

"He's just a big guy who doesn't even have an actor. His whole body is made of CG special effects and steel. Did you know that even his balls are made of steel, so he doesn't have a girlfriend?"

Watson seemed to suddenly remember and said: "So it's Colossus from X-Men."

"That's right." Deadpool suddenly asked: "Detective, are you and your girlfriend compatible?"