Marvel's Monster Hunter World
Chapter 288 My name is Rocket, you idiot!
The guard, who was at the peak of his anger, couldn't help laughing. The fierce look on the little guy's face unexpectedly hit the guard's cuteness.
The guard, who was at the peak of his anger, couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Hahahaha, you little monster, this is the first time I have seen such a short prisoner, hahaha~"
Seeing the prisoner squatting down and laughing at him, he was stunned. Then he became furious and stretched out his claws to grab the guard's collar, but he just couldn't reach it.
"Shut up, you bastard, you are the little monster and your whole family is a little monster."
The guard smiled even more happily after seeing this.
"Hahaha, I can't reach it, hahaha~ Oh my god, I didn't expect that there would be a pistachio on my boat this time. I must write it down in the log. This is so surprising, hahaha."
"Shut up idiot. If I could get out, I would put that child-eating guy's shit in your mouth and let you taste what it felt like."
After hearing this sentence, the guard's expression finally changed a little, and then he raised his eyebrows and said.
"You can really escape from prison. If you can really do it, I don't mind if you come to this ship to find me. I will send you in again by the way."
"Of course I can get out. Your prison is like a kindergarten for children to play. I have escaped from prison 19 times. Pay attention to the timeline~"
"Wow, come on, let's see what you little guy has done, and you are so capable."
The guard looked at him exaggeratedly, then took out his holographic equipment and started rummaging through it.
"Aha~ Found it. Uh"
After seeing the information, the smile on the guard's face gradually solidified.
“Ha, I was shocked by my resume.”
"Actually, I was really scared. I almost pissed myself, Mr. 89p13 Subject"
"It's Rocket, I call you Rocket, you idiot"
"Okay, okay, because of your height, I'll call you Rocket, mini Rocket~"
The guard turned his device towards the prisoner and said: "Come on, look at your resume. There are 12 hijackings, but most of them failed."
"That's because they are lucky." The prisoner turned his head proudly.
"There were also 26 break-ins, 33 outdoor robberies, and 6 thefts."
When he heard the last word, Rocket turned his head and roared in disbelief: "Haha, I'm a thief. I never steal. I always rob you. What kind of bullshit record is this?"
"Pfft hahaha~"
"Damn it, shut up you bastard and I will make you look good"
The guard said with no apology on his face: "I'm sorry, you look like a child who has just turned 6 years old telling an adult: I am a man~
Oh, man, you’re going to make me so cute~”
Looking at the increasingly angry Rocket, the guard coughed twice and continued: "Okay, our Mr. Rocket, you said you wanted to talk to me before."
"That's right, bastard, I really want to talk to you about why the other big, stupid guys are all wearing restraints and bracelets and anklets, but when it comes to me, it's like a cage."
The guard looked back and forth into Rocket's unique cell and shook his head slightly.
"Oh, are you not satisfied with your nest?"
"I want the same treatment as everyone else, and I've never eaten a child, and I'm not a pet. Why should I live in a cage if I want it?"
"As for this, will it be different when you get to prison? It's a big cage or a small cage. I still think this is suitable for you. As for other uses?"
After the guard said this, he looked at the distance between the two and then laughed again, and moved his face forward. This distance was just enough for Rocket's hand to reach him.
"Other uses are, I don't mind if you hit me now, just once~ Can you hit me hahaha~"
His anger completely exploded and he kicked his legs back. Then, with the help of the push from the wall behind him, he grabbed the iron pillars of the cage with both hands and kicked his legs out. The sharp claws on his feet immediately scratched three bloody marks on the guard's face. Then quickly retreated into the cage.
"Ha~ I didn't expect it, you son of a bitch, get out of here, my legs are longer than my hands."
The guard touched his cheek, saw the blood on his hand and smiled with a devilish meaning. He reached out and pulled out the high-voltage electric baton from behind.
"That's it, little monster. I wanted you to give me more happiness~ But now I don't plan to play anymore, so the game ends early."
As the guard said that, he used the electric baton in his hand to stab the cage with all his strength. Just when the rocket was ready to shock, the entire cell suddenly turned dark red, and then a strong and short alarm suddenly sounded.
After seeing this color and hearing this unusual sound, the guard immediately stopped what he was doing and took over. At the same time, the cell door that had been closed was suddenly opened with great force.
"Sir"
"What happened"
"It's a pirate, a space pirate"
"Are you fucking kidding me? This is the fleet of the Nova Empire. Any group of space pirates who dare to attack must be from the Kree Empire."
"It's not certain yet. I just know that at least thirty battle ships suddenly rushed out of the meteorites. There were no ships from the Kree Empire among them. They were all miscellaneous battle ships of space pirates."
"fk"
The guard cursed secretly, pointed a finger at the rocket and said, "Now, little monster, just settle down in your little cage and wait for me to solve other things before I can play with you."
"Just because you're such a big guy, you'll be the first to be killed when you go to the battlefield. If you want to find me, I'll wait until you survive. I don't know if it's because of a brain twitch or something, but you guys actually walked near a group of meteorites during the war. "
When Rocket said this, the guard had already walked out of the cell. Feeling a little bored, Rocket seemed to see movement on his right side, so he raised his head and looked next to him. It was also a cage in a different universe.
This cage is a transparent glass jar filled with green liquid, and the prisoner inside is a tall tree man.
The tree man was opening and closing his mouth at Rocket at this time, as if he wanted to say something, but because of the glass jar, Rocket could not hear any sound.
"Please Groot, I can't hear you right now and I don't know what you mean just by looking at the shape of your mouth. Don't you know that the shape of your mouth is the same every time you open your mouth?"
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