Marvel's Monster Hunter World

drift! drift! drift!

Damn it! This pig can drift! And it's even more drifting than the wild boar king that used to be collected and paid at the border!

When Watson saw it, familiar music automatically appeared in his mind, and even the windshield wipers swaying left and right appeared in front of his eyes!

Water ballet~Indian macho~Sakuragi doesn’t love~Kick and feel~

My flying car~Business in India~Repair and buy love~

Take out Xuanmai~ He didn’t show off~ Ah, he didn’t show off~

Look at my rua your heart~

Just do it~ He didn’t show off~ Ah, he didn’t show off~rua silver soil sells!

Thumb thump thump thump~ shrimp catcher!

……

Take your mother to fly! Get out of Harry and kick out the constipation...ah! ! !

"What are you doing?"

"what?"

Suddenly, the music in my ears stopped.

Watson, who was extremely high, asked Hela to pull out a sentence from the artistic conception of the first letter D, and found that Hela looked at him like a fool.

"What did I just do?"

Could it be that I was so deeply in love just now that I couldn't help but dance?

I won’t reach the level of Star-Lord...

"I just felt that you were weird just now." Hela said, suddenly slit her big sexy lips, and said with a disgusted look on her face: "You don't like pigs in the arena, do you?"

Let me go...is this a woman's intuition? My guess was really accurate, I guess I'll catch up with Natasha soon.

But what we like is not pigs, but Qiu Mingshan Mountain God! This is an everlasting faith!

But... Judging from her reaction, he shouldn't have lost his composure just now. At most, the way he looked at the pig was not right... Huh?

When she said she liked it, what kind of thing did she like? !

"Ahem, cough, cough, my orientation is normal."

"Really?" Hela shrugged with a arrogant look that said I can completely understand you: "I know a little bit about the habits of the Dragon Clan, so I won't say anything."

"Stop. You are thinking too much. I was just thinking, do you like racing?" Watson breathed a sigh of relief and quickly changed the subject.

"Drag racing? What is that?"

"I'll give you a try some other time. It'll be very interesting."

It's more than just fun. Although he can fly now and can do a lot of aerial stunts and even a lot of double stunts, it doesn't affect the fact that he still likes drag racing.

It's just that compared to the previous racing cars on the earth, it is now replaced by a dragon car. I remember that the wild boar king he conquered at the border was the first one that was pulled apart by the car.

Watson once wanted him to learn how to drag a car, but it turned out that the wild boar king had poor understanding, and in the end he only learned how to make small and large turns or charge in a straight line.

Although the base limit of the wild boar king was high due to the basic foundation of the border, that wild boar king had some abilities, but it was nothing compared to the wild boar king just now. It was really unexpected.

Without further words, Watson quickly turned his attention to the game again. Now he no longer cares about Hela's existence at all.

What if you don’t want to watch it? Damn it, ladies, do you like it or not? Don’t delay my racing thoughts!

In the arena, I saw the fire pig bypassing the spear and the tree man in a perfect Z-shape, and then rushed straight towards Steve holding the buckler. Because of his size and the posture of standing on the spot ready to resist, and that The man who stopped himself is about the same.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!"

"Parker, be careful!"

"What is this?!" Parker, who was standing on the forward route, watched with shock as a giant flame beast rushed straight towards his butt. After hearing Steve's shout, he immediately jumped up and turned 360 degrees. He hugged his knees and turned around, and the raised fangs swept under Parker's butt crack, making him feel a chill in his crotch. He was just an inch away from colliding with his third fang.

Needless to say, what would happen if they collided with each other? No matter how awesome Spider-Man's physique was, or how powerful the suit Tony gave him, he would not be able to escape a miserable end. Even if the outer armor was not completely damaged, the inside would be broken. .

I don’t know if Parker was aroused by the heavy price of a happy life for the rest of his life. He stretched out his hands in the air, put his legs together, and made a carp splash in mid-air, forcing himself to stop leaking in the air for 0.5 seconds. After a long time, the tusks of the Wild Boar King were completely skipped, and the egg intestines were also preserved intact.

But Parker never expected that the ensuing butt fire mixed with some extremely strong odor would smoke him from beginning to end. Parker, who was planning to land perfectly, lost his balance on the spot and kissed him firmly with his face and tongue. Let's hit the earth.

This scene not only confused the audience outside the stadium, but also confused Parker, Thor and Tony who were preparing to rescue, and even Watson and Hela outside.

This pig farted while being burned! ! !

WDNMD's flames of a certain color shot straight several meters high!

It's like having a rocket thruster behind your butt!

The whole pig almost took off! Damn it!

Even Hela, the arrogant Queen Hela who thinks she is well-informed and second only to Odin in the Nine Realms, now looks like she has seen a ghost. This kind of sprinting method is simply unheard of. It has never been seen before or since. The beauty of the bell god who created heaven and earth!

The pig was almost thrown off the ground when he saw it hit him. Steve didn't have the slightest intention to stop him. Even with a shield in his hand, he was scared from the bottom of his heart. He just jumped back without thinking, and by the way, Put the shield over your face.

With these flowing movements, those who knew him were avoiding attacks, but those who didn't knew thought he was going to lie down in the coffin and die.

The next second, the Wild Boar King, whose whole body was on fire because of his fart, rushed past like a flaming meteor and hit the wall of the hall with a "boom~" sound.

With the look in front of them, Tony and Thor no longer planned to cause trouble with the pig.

First of all, this pig has been restricted too much, and its combat effectiveness is probably very low. It doesn’t even know where the enemy is. It relies on the wildness before death to run around, and it will probably fall to the ground in a short time. die.

Secondly...he is so miserable!

Although the operation was very good, everyone saw his end.

He was blinded, his nose was pierced, his whole body was on fire, the smell of meat hit his nostrils, and most importantly, his anus was burned by the flames!

Isn't farting at this time equivalent to a big firecracker with his butt?

So after seeing this pig collide with a strong one, he set his sights on the other two pigs. With the great god Thor here, it was no problem to put a battle-hardened wild boar king on it. On the other side, four Spartans composed of A small military formation can easily defeat another pig.

But none of them expected that at this moment, a voice appeared.

[It has been detected that there are too many players in a single layer, which has damaged the balance of the competition system. The balance is being repaired. 】

At the same time, the system's voice also appeared in Watson's mind outside.

[Due to special circumstances, in this game, the host is allowed to make additional intervention on the 73rd floor of the Ancient Tower Arena. 】

"okokokok?!!"

After a while, the voice appeared in Thor and others' minds again.

[The dragon clan in this level is being enhanced. 】

【Li Zhan·Wild Boar King, promoted to Li Zhan King·Big Wild Boar King. 】

[Given a special prefix: Jieyun Village Pig God]

[Given a special suffix: Car God 86]

[Promotion is completed, the master of this game is updated to: The King of War·Jieyun Village Pig God·Dos Van Gogh Car God 86]