Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Ye Fan's mind moved, and he came to his own personal space. Seeing that the surroundings were the same as the previous space, Ye Fan frowned.

Ye Fan asked: "System, isn't that space just now my personal space?"

[Ding~ It's not the host. That's the space that the previous system bound to the host. ]

Ye Fan was stunned when he heard this, and then said: "The previous host? What do you mean?"

[Ding~ Reporting to the host, the previous host did not listen to this system and was tricked to death by this system. Host, are you afraid? 】

After hearing what the system said, Ye Fan's forehead was full of black lines. This system has a rebellious nature.

Ye Fan said coldly: "Believe it or not, I'm quitting? You're threatening me."

[Ding~ This system is playing a joke on you, the host. Please don’t take it seriously. ]

Ye Fan's eyes turned and he said, "System, you are not a female! Show yourself to me."

After Ye Fan finished saying this, the system remained silent. Ye Fan became more certain in his heart that the system was a mother land.

What Ye Fan didn't expect was that the system suddenly changed to a clear and pleasant girl's voice and said something that Ye Fan could hardly imagine.

[Ding~ Uncle, come in and play! ]

When Ye Fan heard this, he was almost choked by his own saliva and coughed several times.

Ye Fan asked uncertainly: "System, are you serious? Was that your real voice just now? Who the hell are you?"

[Ding~ This system cannot answer the host for the time being. 】

Ye Fan curled his lips and said speechlessly: "When can you tell me?"

[Ding~ The host will know it naturally when the time comes. 】

Ye Fan nodded and said, "Well, that's a very good point. It's the same as if you didn't say it at all. Don't say it next time."

[Ding~ The system also has its own rules, so the host still hopes that you will wait patiently. 】

Ye Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Pull your dick down quickly, women's mouths are deceitful. I'd rather believe that a sow can climb a tree than believe you."

[Ding~ Host, the system continues to implant rewards for you. 】

Ye Fan curled his lips and said: "Stop talking nonsense, and implant them all at once! If you write such a waste of words, you will be scolded soon."

[Ding~ Received. The system will now implant the remaining rewards into the host. ]

[Ding~ The Sacred Heart Technique has been implanted, the Spiritual Spring has been placed in the portable space, and the Crazy and Awesome Aura has been implanted... 】

With the implantation of a series of systems, Ye Fan could clearly feel the changes in his mind.

Especially with the implantation of the Sacred Heart Sutra, huge amounts of energy gathered within his body and finally entered Ye Fan's Dantian.

There is also the implantation of the halo. After the implantation, Ye Fan felt that the stars in his sky were brighter.

Before Ye Fan could even sigh, the system's reward came again.

[Ding~ The system mall has been opened, and today's sign-in has been signed in. 】

[Ding~ Today's sign-in rewards are as follows: 10 catties of pork, 10 catties of beef, 10 catties of mutton, 80 king roosters, 10 fat walking chickens, 10 quacking ducks, 10 geese that walk with their butts twisted, 10 big black roosters, 10 catties of bacon, 10 catties of eggs, one box of each type of canned food, one box of Maotai liquor, and a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes.]

Ye Fan almost laughed out loud when he saw the sign-in reward that appeared in his personal space. He no longer had to eat steamed bread.

Ye Fan asked: "System, what is in the mall? How to buy it?"

[Ding~ Reporting to the host, the mall has everything. The host can just tell the system what he needs. The system will tell the host the price. After the host pays for the item, the system will also put the item purchased by the host into the host's personal space.

As for what to buy, it is the currency of this world, commonly known as money, the evil money. 】

Ye Fan understood after hearing this. In other words, he could just tell the system what he needed in his mind, and the system would deduct money equivalent to the amount of the item.

Ye Fan thought to himself, look, even the system is so greedy these days, what excuse do you have for not working hard? After all, you can't sell an eyebrow pencil for 79.

Ye Fan understood the system mall and asked again: "Tell me about the portable space in detail!"

[Ding~ Okay host, the portable space is divided into four parts. The planting space is responsible for the planting of all crops.

The breeding space is responsible for breeding all living things, such as aquatic products, seafood, livestock, etc.

The storage space is a special existence because the time inside it is still. That is to say, it will remain the same as when the host puts the items in. Of course, living things cannot be stored there.

Personal hygiene and washing space, this space is where the host can enter and exit freely, and it is also a place to solve the host's personal hygiene problems.

As for the spiritual spring, it is in the host's personal space, and exists independently of the four spaces. As long as the host needs spiritual spring water, he can take out the amount he needs with just a thought. 】

Ye Fan listened to the detailed introduction of the system and nodded, saying: "But how big are these spaces? There are also planting and breeding spaces. How to sow and harvest?"

[Ding~ Reporting to the host, it all depends on your thoughts. Harvesting and sowing are all a matter of the host's thoughts. 】

Ye Fan nodded and said: "That's convenient, but then the problem arises again."

[Ding~ Host, you say. 】

Ye Fan complained: "Where can I get the seedlings and seeds for planting? And the question just now is, how big is the space?"

[Ding~ Sorry, it's a system error. The size of the planting space depends entirely on you, the host. You said in the original world that you would take revenge on the beasts in the courtyard. The more ruthless your revenge, the more rewards the system will give you, the host.

However, the host's planting space is currently only ten acres in size, and the breeding space can raise ten livestock of various types at the same time. Aquatic products and seafood are not open for the time being, and will only be open after the host's promise is fulfilled to a certain extent. 】

Ye Fan was not calm after hearing what the system said, and he said quickly: "No, I entered the courtyard to bombard Yan Bugui, OK Shazhu and Yi Zhonghai, and beat up Jia Zhangshi and Jia Dongxu. Aren't these enough to open it?"

[Ding~ Host, you are dreaming, this is just the beginning? Besides, didn’t the system give you these rewards? Host, people should not be too greedy. ]

Ye Fan cried out in his heart, damn, if he is not greedy, can he still be called a human being?

The system continued to explain to Ye Fan.

[Ding~ Host, all kinds of seeds and livestock cubs need to be purchased by the host in the system mall. After the host purchases, the system will automatically put them into the space. When it is time to harvest, the system will also help the host harvest and store them in the space without worry. ]

Ye Fan heard this and complained: "Fuck, can't so many things give birth to offspring? Do you want me to keep buying? In the year of the disaster, do I dare to take out so many things to sell? Isn't that courting death? Although I am invincible now and have the Sacred Heart Technique, I want to live a stable life, pretend to be cool, and slap those animals in the face."

[Ding~Okay, the system sees that the host is more in line with the system's appetite, so every time you upgrade the space, the host only needs to buy it once, and the system will arrange the rest for the host. ]