Siheyuan: I have a mental illness

Ye Fan walked briskly to the middle courtyard, his eyes fell on Qin Huairu in front of him. At this time, Qin Huairu was standing on tiptoe, looking forward with expectation. Ye Fan couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "She is really good-looking, worthy of being a woman favored by fate."

Qin Huairu's beauty is hard to ignore. Her face exudes charming charm, especially the charm between her eyebrows, which makes people fall in love with her. Ye Fan thought, no wonder in the film and television dramas, even people like Xu Damao would have improper thoughts about her, and even the old guy Li Huaide wanted to take advantage of her!

Qin Huairu noticed Ye Fan's gaze, a trace of shyness appeared on her face, and she lowered her head slightly. However, Ye Fan suddenly remembered that it was only 1959, and Jia Dongxu, the short-lived ghost, had not died yet! When he thought of such a beautiful vixen being hugged by a curly-haired man to sleep every night, he felt a wave of nausea in his heart.

At this time, an old lady with a pair of triangular eyes walked out of the room behind Qin Huairu.

With a greasy face and a plump body, he doesn't look like someone who lived in a year of great disaster.

When Ye Fan saw this old lady, he thought to himself, Jia Zhang, the person who lived the longest in the whole play, was also the one who deserved to die the most.

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu with a look of disgust on her face and said viciously: "What are you standing there looking at? What's there to see? Why don't you go back to the house?" As she spoke, she also looked at Ye Fan who had just entered the central courtyard.

Seeing Ye Fan carrying a lot of bags, she came to Ye Fan, stared at him with her triangular eyes and asked: "Are you a new resident in our courtyard?"

Ye Fan looked at Jia Zhang and said, "It's none of your business. You're really nosy."

After saying that, he no longer paid attention to Jia Zhang and walked straight towards the backyard.

When Jia Zhang heard Ye Fan's answer, her face flushed with anger, and the hairs on her body stood up. She chased after him at a rapid pace, grabbed Ye Fan's package, and cursed with gnashing teeth: "Little bastard, how dare you talk to me like that! Didn't your elders teach you to respect your elders?"

Ye Fan couldn't help but sneer in his heart after hearing this. He slowly turned around, stared at Jia Zhang with cold eyes, then suddenly raised his foot and kicked Jia Zhang's stomach fiercely. Since Jia Zhang had just finished her meal, Ye Fan didn't use his full strength in this kick, otherwise, with his strength, he might be able to kick Jia Zhang to death with one kick.

Even so, Jia Zhang still couldn't bear the impact of the kick. She flew far away like a kite with a broken string, spitting out the food she had just eaten. The vomit scattered in the air, forming a disgusting parabola.

A strong stench of vomit instantly filled the middle courtyard. Ye Fan couldn't help but cover his nose and cursed in his heart: "This damn old woman, her life is so comfortable! In this year of disaster, she can still eat so much! It's her bad luck to meet me today. If it were someone else, she would be so proud of it."

Xu Damao, who had just entered the central courtyard, made a fortune. As soon as he entered the central courtyard, before he even raised his foot, Jia Zhang's vomit flew onto Xu Damao's head.

It can be said that his face was covered with it. Xu Damao didn't know why, but he stuck out his tongue to lick the vomit of Jia Zhang on the corner of his mouth. After tasting it, he looked at Jia Zhang who was lying on the ground and was still vomiting something.

Only then did Xu Damao realize that what was on his face was Jia Zhang's vomit, and his stomach suddenly churned like a tidal wave.

Xu Damao hurriedly used both hands to wipe the vomit off his face, retching as he did so.

In the end, Xu Damao couldn't hold it any longer. Because he had just got off work and hadn't eaten yet, Xu Damao actually vomited some green liquid.

Ye Fan was also disgusted when he saw this scene, but he still complained in his heart, "Is Xu Damao going to vomit bile?"

It was only at this time that Qin Huairu reacted and hurriedly ran to Jia Zhang's side. She was originally planning to lend a hand to help Jia Zhang up, but when she saw the vomit on Jia Zhang's body, Qin Huairu actually retched a few times.

In the end, he did not reach out to help Jia Zhang.

Hearing the noise here, the crowd that had been watching the excitement in the front yard, which had originally dispersed, now gathered again as if by miracle, and then came to the middle yard at the same time.

Looking at Jia Zhang who was lying there groaning, and Xu Damao who was retching with his face blue and purple, and then Qin Huairu who was standing there covering her nose.

No one understood what was going on, but they all looked at Ye Fan at the same time.

Ye Fan expressed his helplessness. He had no intention of causing trouble for Jia Zhang, but who made Jia Zhang so rude?

At this time, Aunt Gao came out of the house, looked at the scene in the middle courtyard, and asked: "Huai Ru, what's going on? Why is your mother-in-law lying on the ground?" Then she looked at Xu Damao and asked: "Da Mao, what's wrong with you? There's something sticky on your face, and it looks so sticky."

It would have been better if Aunt Gao didn't say anything. Xu Damao, who didn't vomit much before, started to dry heave again after hearing what Gao said.

Qin Huairu looked at Ye Fan and said, "Auntie, I heard some noise in the front yard just now, so I stood at the door to see if it was my man Dongxu who came back.

Then, this man came into the middle courtyard with his luggage. My mother-in-law asked him a few questions, and they didn’t know what happened. My mother-in-law was kicked into this state by him. "After saying this, he even retched.

The aunt looked at Ye Fan and asked, "Little comrade, is what Huairu said true?"

Aunt Gao was the first person to die in the Siheyuan retirement group. Ye Fan didn’t know whether she was a good person or not. After all, she didn’t have many roles. Ye Fan took a wait-and-see attitude and decided to observe first.

So Ye Fan nodded and said: "She scolded me, so I kicked her. That's all. If there is nothing else, I will go back to my room first."

After saying that, Ye Fan was about to leave. At this time, Jia Zhang was lying on the ground, pointing at Ye Fan, and said weakly: "No, no, you can't let him go. He wants to leave after he beat someone up."

Ye Fan looked at Jia Zhang and said with a smile: "You scold me, I hit you, it is fair and reasonable. May I ask, do you have anything else to say?"

At this time, a curly-haired man ran to Jia Zhang's side, quickly helped her up, and shouted: "Mom, what's wrong with you? I, your son, am not ready to smash the pot for you, you can't die! Ah, wuwu."

After hearing what her son, Jia Dongxu, said, Jia Zhang became so angry that her eyes turned black and she almost fainted.

However, she still grabbed Jia Dongxu's arm and said, "Dongxu, Mom is fine. It was that little bastard who beat me." As she said that, she pointed at Ye Fan.

Ye Fan looked at Jia Zhang who was still scolding him. Ye Fan would not tolerate her. He took two steps at a time and walked quickly to Jia Zhang and hit her in the face with a big punch.

After the fight, Ye Fan's hands were still stained with some of Jia Zhang's vomit, so he wiped it on Jia Dongxu's clothes.

Quick, Ye Fan acted too quickly, without giving people time to react, he threw a big dice at Jia Zhangshi.