I Got the Dream-Dream Fruit in One Piece

I don't have any ideas, so I'll just write a little drama first. Dear readers, please forgive me! ??≧≦??

Anna: "Hello, hello, can you hear me clearly?"

Operator {Mic is clear, please start now}

Anna: "Welcome everyone to our Pirate Night Radio Station (*≧?≦)?＜※*?:*:｀?:*:. *?☆*, this episode we invited Borsalino from our show, our Admiral Kizaru."

Borsalino: "Yeah, that's scary, because the invitation was so sudden, I didn't have much preparation. I am the Yellow Monkey Admiral in the play - Borsalino, hello everyone!"

Anna: "Of course we didn't just invite this person, we also invited one of the Four Emperors in our drama, the youngest of the Four Emperors, Red Hair - Shanks ((?(撒Д花)?))?"

Shanks: "Hello everyone, I am the red-haired Shanks, one of the Four Emperors. Would you like to come to my party after the broadcast?"

Anna: "Let us warmly welcome you two to our radio station Pirate Night. On this boring and lonely night, let the three of us accompany you to spend a happy and joyful night. Without further ado, let's get started."

Kizaru: "Yeah, young lady is really enthusiastic."

Anna: "Of course. Today is the first scene of our Pirate Night. We invited you two to discuss the plot. So first, let's take a look at what questions the production team has set for us?"

{First question: Why do Admiral Kizaru's fingernails always grow so fast? Every time I watch the show, I always feel like you're always cutting your nails when you're bored.}

Anna: "I'm also curious about this, Borsalino. It seems like you never finish trimming your nails. You trim them during meetings, but your nails seem to be of normal length, not too short or too long at all."

Borsalino: "Regarding this, do you know about life return? With this, I can let my nails grow at any time without limit."

Shanks: "You actually use life return for something like this? Speaking of which, life return is a skill that allows you to recover or increase your strength at a very fast speed by absorbing a large amount of energy during battle, so you must have a very big party to reward yourself after the battle."

Anna: "Yes, of course you can hold a banquet before a battle to boost morale, but Borsalino, you actually use this skill to cut your nails when you are bored. It seems that you have mastered this skill very well."

Borsalino: "Of course. There are countless strong men in the navy who can use life restoration. Come, let's look at the next question."

{You play a character who ate the Shining Fruit in the play. Do you sometimes not know whether you are in the play or outside the play? This leads to some funny things in your life.}

Anna: "Hahaha, this question hits the nail on the head. I remember that Borsalino once forgot about it."

Shanks: "I remember it too. It was the evening dinner of the crew, right?"

Anna: "Yes, it was that time when Borsalino got drunk and said he was the light. He almost jumped off the building and flew away. This incident almost became a hot topic."

Shanks: "Haha, yes, I remember the headlines at the time were "The crew oppressed the actor late at night and he jumped off the building to commit suicide" and "The crew sexually harassed the actor so badly that he jumped off the building to commit suicide. Let's take a closer look." I almost died of laughter when I saw the trending searches at the time."

Anna: "Yes, that's right. The director was so scared that he immediately asked someone to send out all the photos of our dinner together."

Shanks: "That's right. I was hungover and I sobered up right away after seeing this message. It was like a hangover medicine."

Borsalino: "Yeah, you two are really terrible. Don't you know that it is very rude to help someone recall their drunken behavior?"

Anna, Shanks "We don't know..ヽ(^Д^*)/. "

Borsalino: "Okay, okay, let's move on to the next step."

{Why is it that the Red Hair Pirates, one of the Four Emperors, always seem to be spending more than they earn? Every time they have a banquet, Vice Captain Beckman always stares at Captain Shanks.}

Anna: "I'm also curious about this, Shanks. How many banquets do you hold in a month to cause the ship's finances to be in deficit every time? It made Beckman's hair turn from black to white."

Shanks: "There are a lot of financial expenses on the ship. There are a lot of unexpected wealth and a lot of unexpected expenses when sailing on the sea. Although the banquets I hosted are indeed the biggest part, in general, it is Beckman who is not doing a good job in management."

Anna: "Oh, then how about we connect with Mr. Beckman live? If Mr. Beckman listens to the radio, he must have a lot to say."

Borsalino: "I don't think Mr. Beckman is doing a bad job. After all, as the only person in the whole play who can compare with me, how could he not know how to save money?"

{Mr. Beckman requests to be connected}

Anna: "Oh, it seems that our Mr. Beckman can't wait and has taken the initiative to connect us. Let's connect Mr. Beckman's call."

Beckman: "First of all, I agree with our captain that there are indeed many unexpected expenses, and it is indeed because of my poor management that the financial deficit was caused."

Anna: "Oh, what a surprise! Mr. Beckman is here to admit his mistake?"

Shanks: "See what I said? Although Beckman doesn't know how to save money, as a magnanimous captain, I still trust our vice-captain Beckman."

Beckman: "In order to respond to the captain's trust, I have decided to implement a ship-wide economy next week. Why is the finances always in deficit? I just can't bear it. Since the captain has said so, we have decided not to hold any banquets next time to save money."

Shanks: "Wait, Beckman, why? I didn't say anything else."

Anna: "It seems that Shanks, you can't hold a party anymore. Let me tell you a secret. As we all know, everyone knows that in addition to playing one of the Four Emperors in the play, Shanks is also the son of the investor in our play.

Beckman is Shanks' assistant, so Beckman's hair turning white is not just an effect in our play. In real life, Shanks is also a person who gives Beckman a headache. "

Borsalino: "It is really sad every time I see Beckman's white hair. This is the hardship of working people."

Anna: "It is true that every worker has a very difficult job, but you get what you pay for. Beckman's salary is beyond our imagination. On the other hand, you get what you pay for. How can you expect me, who earns 1 yuan, to have the same attitude and quality as someone who earns 1 or 1 yuan?"

Shanks: "Indeed, Beckman is my personal secretary, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to act in this show with me."

Anna: "So Beckman is like that both in and out of the play, so it doesn't look like an act at all?"

Borsalino: "Of course, it's not just Beckman who plays himself. Most of the characters in the play actually play themselves. In order to better fit the characters in the play, the casting was also strictly considered."

Anna: "That's right, that's right, so everyone is welcome to watch our show! And director, do you hear me? Give me a raise, I'm working hard to promote it."

{Next question: Anna, why are you so short? }

Borsalino: "How terrible! Miss, this question seems a little sharp to you."

Anna: "I am just of average height. It's obvious that they are too tall in the show. And I can still grow taller. I drink a glass of milk and eat an egg every morning."

Shanks: "It's just about height. It doesn't matter if you are tall or short as long as you are healthy. And Anna is not yet an adult. Even if she is an adult, she can still grow taller."

Borsalino: "And the little lady is now at the perfect height. A small one is very cute, isn't it?"