I Got the Dream-Dream Fruit in One Piece
Chapter 117 The Kiss
Everyone froze and turned their eyes to Jesus.
"Anna, I just want to ask a question. These so-called people around me, can't they refuse an invitation from me?" Jesus looked at Anna.
"Yes, that's right. According to the current order, the first person in your counterclockwise and clockwise direction is the one you can extend the invitation to."
The current ranking in clockwise direction is Jesus Bu, Lime Jones, Shanks, Anna, Yamato, Hongo, and Lakilu.
Jesus Bu looked at the two people beside him and his face fell. He really couldn't kiss these brothers.
"Wait, Anna, you mean Jesus invited us and we can't refuse, right?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Hongo, can you change seats with me? I'll lend you all the comic books you wanted to borrow from me before." Lime Jones looked at Hongo as if asking for help.
"I suddenly don't want to read comics anymore. I just want to see whose face Jesus Bu will kiss with the smell of stinky beans." It would have been better if Hongo didn't say it. Once he mentioned it, everyone remembered that Jesus Bu was going to kiss someone right after eating stinky beans.
After hearing this, Jesus Bu also laughed instantly. It seemed that this was not a punishment for him, but a punishment for the two people around him.
"Boss, do you want to trade with me? I will support you no matter what kind of banquet you hold in the future."
"Boss, don't listen to him and trade with me. Don't forget that I made all the dishes at the banquet."
Shanks looked at Lakilu and Lime Jones fighting for the item and laughed so hard that he slammed the table, but he still said that he was not worthy of this blessing and that you two should bear it.
Jesus rolled his eyes and leaned back. "Oh, who should I choose? It's a pity that I can only choose one person. Not everyone can get my kiss easily."
Now the initiative was immediately transferred to Jesus Bu's hands, and the battle between Lime Jones and Lakilu officially began.
"Jesus, I will help you with all the work on the ship for the next week. Your kiss is too high for me, so give it to Lachilu."
"Lime Jones, what are you talking about? We are all brothers, there is no such thing as marrying up or down. You will be the one to order meals for a week after Jesus is announced. I want to stay virgin for my wife."
When Lime Jones heard these words, he couldn't help it. He slammed the table, stood up and looked at Lakilu.
"How come I didn't know when you got a wife? Jesus, I will help you clean for two weeks and do your laundry for a week, and I will also stay pure for my wife."
"Hmph, can't I remain a virgin for my future wife? Lime Jones, do you still want to eat well from now on?" Seeing that he could not win, Lakilu directly threatened.
"As a brother, can you still watch me starve?"
Lime Jones's words choked Lakilu, who turned around and looked at everyone pitifully.
"The chef's sense of smell is the most important thing. You just don't want to eat dishes that taste weird, right?"
"Lakilu, you do this, and I will take care of all the cleaning on the ship from now on."
When Jesus saw this, he turned around slightly and put his hand to his mouth, "Oh, I am so sinful, letting two brothers quarrel over me to this extent." As a result, because his hand blocked his breathing, he smelled the smell of stinky beans directly in his mouth and vomited.
When Lakilu and Ram Jones saw this scene, both of them showed sparks in each other's eyes. They were determined not to be kissed by Jesus.
When others saw that the situation was escalating, they asked Anna what to do.
Anna thought about it and realized that it had come to this point and it was impossible for Jesus not to kiss her, so she decided to play rock, paper, scissors.
"Okay, as for the two of them who don't want to be kissed by Jesus, but our process has to continue, so let's play rock, scissors, paper, two out of three. The winner will get a kiss from Jesus. Listen carefully, the winner."
As Anna mediated, the two people pulled their chairs apart, and a flash of lightning formed in their eyes as they stared at each other closely.
first round
"Rock, Scissors, Paper" the two shouted in unison, but the first round was a tie and both of them used scissors.
"Lime Jones, give up. You usually lose in rock, paper, scissors. You will definitely lose to me again this time."
"Humph, Lakilu, don't forget that only the winner will get Jesus' kiss. I'm sure to lose."
"Since I can beat you, I can also lose you."
"Okay, let's play another round after both sides have finished their threats."
Second game
"Rock, Scissors, Paper" Lyme Jones is scissors, and Lakilu is paper.
Lime Jones held his scissors hand with one trembling hand, took deep breaths continuously, and told himself that there was still one more round, and there was still one more round.
Lakilu jumped up excitedly, his stomach bouncing along with him. “As expected, my hands are the best. The food I cook smells delicious. Rock, paper, scissors, I can control whether I win or lose, hahahaha.”
"Okay, there's only one round left. If Lakilu continues to lose, the winner will be Lime Jones, and he will be kissed by our Jesus."
Anna came out to calm the atmosphere and pointed her finger at Jesus Bu, who was very cooperative and blew a kiss to both of them.
The two of them shuddered instantly and vomited.
"Well, okay, okay, the third game begins."
Third inning
"Rock, Scissors, Paper." Lime Jones still used scissors, but Lakilu changed to rock.
Lem Jones instantly started dancing with his scissors in his hands, "I knew it, I knew it, I believed in you."
But because Lakilu made the stone gesture, he was really petrified into a stone.
"Okay, but if the two sides are tied, we'll have an extra game, and this time the winner will be decided in one go."
When Lakilu heard Anna's words, he instantly came alive again, "Lime Jones, don't be too proud. I only won this one round. I will definitely not win the last one."
"I believe in myself. I will definitely lose to you."
Extra game
The two of them played rock, scissors, and paper, and kept wondering what the other would do.
What will Lakilu do? He lost last time. Will he play paper this time? Or will he continue to play rock? Or will he play my scissors?
Everything depends on God's will. Lime Jones might use the scissors. God, please let me lose. I will definitely lose weight later. I will exchange my 40 kilograms of fat on my body for this outcome with you.
Both sides showed determined looks, as if they were experiencing a decisive battle of the century.
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