Siheyuan: I am the God of Cooking, and all the birds are crying with envy!

He Yuzhu had just taken over the Red Star Steel Mill and was very busy.

Go out early and come back late every day.

Often, he would go to work before Xu Xinyue got up.

When He Yuzhu came back, Xu Xinyue was already asleep.

If it weren't for the clothes he took off, Xu Xinyue would have thought that He Yuzhu didn't go home.

Xu Xinyue hasn't seen He Yuzhu for five days.

At the same time, Xu Damao was so angry about He Yuzhu's promotion to factory director that he smashed pots and kicked cabinets.

The crackling sound of chores echoed in the courtyard.

Mrs. Lin and Mrs. Jia Zhang both knew that the sound came from Xu Damao, and they were also cursing in their own homes.

Xu Damao smashed things in the room desperately.

He seemed to regard these things as He Yuzhu, venting his anger in anger.

As he vented his anger, the sounds of smashing and smashing made him feel as if He Yuzhu was being beaten to pieces by him, and Xu Damao finally got some pleasure.

"hateful!"

Xu Damao was roaring and smashing things.

"How could He Yuzhu be the factory director? How am I, Xu Damao, any worse than him? Is this world so unfair?"

"Peng!"

He smashed the stool against the wall.

"Since childhood, He Yuzhu has always been superior to me. Now I have lost my job because of him, and he has become the head of a factory. It's ridiculous."

"Peng!"

He smashed the wooden basin to the ground.

"Besides, I am alone now, while He Yuzhu has a wife and a warm bed."

"Damn it, why is God so unfair?"

"Now that He Yuzhu is the factory director, doesn't that mean he looks down on me even more?"

"It's outrageous. It's absolutely outrageous. Li Huaide is a coward. And Yang Zhikun actually let a cook take away the position of factory director."

"Waste, waste. All T moms are waste."

"Bang bang bang!"

……

The sounds of smashing and looting frightened the people in the courtyard and they complained bitterly.

An hour later, Xu Damao finally vented all his anger and unwillingness.

But the whole room was in a mess.

The table, stools, teacups, bowls and chopsticks, washbasin, and even the bed were smashed into pieces by him.

The scene was like a hurricane passing through, with a mess everywhere...

Xu Damao looked at the terrible situation in front of him and rubbed his temples with a headache.

He felt the top of his head was throbbing, and the anger that had just subsided was rising again.

At the same time, several familiar female voices were heard in the yard.

"Xu Damao, come out here. If I sleep with you, I'll just pull up my pants and leave. Are you still a man?"

Xu Damao's eyes widened in astonishment. This voice...

She is widow Zhang from Xujia Village. Her husband died less than 100 years ago.

When I was at home, I thought she was pretty, so I spent a little money to get her and my body.

And I also told her clearly that if she wanted to be with me, she couldn't ask me to be responsible.

Every time after they finished, he would give her some money, sometimes 15 yuan, sometimes 8 yuan, sometimes 10 yuan, and the first time he gave her 1 yuan.

Xu Damao knew very well that since Widow Zhang had accepted the money, it was a transaction between them.

Since it’s a deal, then we can pull up our pants and meet again without knowing each other.

What's the matter with coming to my door now?

Just as he was shocked, Widow Zhang kept shouting.

Also because of Widow Zhang's loud shouting, all the people in the courtyard were gathered together again.

Widow Zhang was a bold person. She told him clearly how many times Xu Damao had been with her, how long they had been together, and where they had been.

Xu Damao bit his teeth and said angrily, "You are crazy, widow. You are a psychopath. It's not something that can be seen in public, but you brought it up in public. This widow is simply a psychopath."

However, just as Xu Damao finished muttering, he heard a strong mezzo-soprano voice, and Xu Damao felt like even the house was shaking.

"What? That bastard Xu Damao is actually involved with you? He even said that he only loves me in his life."

Chen Erni from Xujia Village was a plump but pretty woman.

Chen Erni, 28 years old, had been divorced for six months and returned to her parents’ home with her two sons.

Chen Erni is a head taller than Xu Damao, with a plump figure and a big butt that is good for childbearing.

It has a strong front and back, and is well capitalized.

There are assets that men like, and there are also assets that women envy...

But Chen Erni has a hot-tempered personality and is also a shameless person.

Now that they have come to his house together with Widow Zhang, Xu Damao held his forehead with his hands, feeling a headache and not knowing what to do.

"Chen Erni, you shameless bitch, you stole my man, today I'm going to tear your mouth apart."

After all, Widow Zhang was several years older than Chen Erni. When she heard that Xu Damao had an affair with her, she wanted to shave her face.

Pop those two balloon things.

She was only as pretty as those two balloons. Her skin was dark and yellow, and she had freckles all over her face. Compared to me, she was like heaven and earth.

The difference between him and me is like the swan and the ugly duckling.

You shameless bitch, you're stealing men and now it's your turn. You don't know what's going on.

However, as long as those two balloons were gone, Chen Erni would have no capital to make a fuss.

Widow Zhang was a tough person to begin with, so she thought so and did so.

He rushed directly to Chen Erni and raised his 10 claws to grab the two balloons.

But Chen Erni is no pushover, and what she is most proud of are her two big balloons.

We can’t let Widow Zhang succeed.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to get those men to give her money to spend.

As the saying goes, cutting off a person's financial resources is like killing him. In Chen Erni's opinion, Widow Zhang wanted to kill her.

Because she was tall and fat, she had been extremely strong since she was a child. When faced with the provocation from Widow Zhang, Chen Erni subdued the ferocious Widow Zhang with just one hand.

The two have never gotten along since they were young.

Now that they are fighting for the same man, naturally neither of them will give in.

As the saying goes, it is better to lose the battle than to lose the person. He will not let Widow Zhang succeed.

Even if, even if she didn't want the man, he couldn't let Widow Zhang get away with it.

"Ah, bah, Xu Damao has been with me for a long time. He promised me to divorce that old hen that doesn't lay eggs and marry me."

"We were already choosing a date to get married, but you jumped out first."

"Widow Zhang, your husband has been dead for less than a hundred days, and you want to think like a man. Are you trying to steal my man?"

"I'm telling you, that's impossible. Xu Damao is my man. If you dare to take him away from me, you know how strong I am. I can break your arms and legs with just a little effort."

"Or maybe you broke your neck."

Of course this was just to scare her.

She is not stupid. She is willing to sacrifice her life for a playboy and a stinky man.

It's just that we lost the battle but not the people.

She just didn't want to give Widow Zhang an advantage.

Chen Erni and Widow Zhang were like shrews, fighting over Xu Damao while quarreling with each other.

Speak without restraint.

Neither of them wanted to give the other an advantage, so the two of them started fighting as if no one was around.

Of course this is one-sided, Widow Zhang is no match for Chen Erni.

But Widow Zhang was no pushover, and Chen Erni didn't get much benefit from it. For example, Widow Zhang left many finger marks on his face and neck.

Then Chen Erni's clothes were torn off, and half of the two big balloons were exposed.

The men, young and old, in the courtyard were all wide-eyed when they saw this.

A pair of eyes stared straight at the big balloon jumping back and forth.

If it weren't for the fact that they could go to jail for breaking the law, these people would probably have just rushed in.

Chen Erni was not ashamed of this, but proud of it. She even deliberately padded it with balloons.

Faced with her provocation, Widow Zhang did not tolerate her. The two were evenly matched and fought each other without letting the other go.

The men in the courtyard were naturally happy to see such an erotic scene. They drooled and hoped that Widow Zhang would be more powerful and release the two big balloons completely.

The women in the courtyard were so angry that they wanted to tear the two men apart.

After all, who would want their man to covet another woman?

However, it is not easy for them to step forward and mediate.

Because I was blocked by men.

But they had to do nothing, and the women in the courtyard also joined in the verbal abuse and condemnation.

"Who the hell can get into our courtyard? Is Liu Haizhong lame? Is he deaf? He caused such a big commotion, but he didn't even come out to handle it."

"Oh my god! Where did this slut come from? She's fighting to the death for a man. It's so damn embarrassing for a woman."

"Bah! Two slutty vixens, stinky bitches, probably never seen a man in their eight lifetimes, yet they fell for Xu Damao, a useless and spineless guy, and even came to our house to pollute our eyes."

Xu Damao, who was hiding inside, was completely furious. He had a dark face and bared his teeth as he said:

"No guts? You are the one who has no guts. If you have guts, you gave birth to a sickly child who could die at any time."

People outside have no idea about Xu Damao's dark thoughts.

No one can stand Xu Damao's cowardly behavior.

While two women were fighting over there, the woman in the courtyard over here was gritting her teeth in hatred.

Because, if the two women are not stopped, an even more eye-catching scene will occur.

So the women no longer cared about shouting and cursing.

They all wanted to separate the two women and make them stop, so as to prevent a more eye-catching scene from happening.

So the women tacitly understood each other, pushed aside the men who were in the way, rushed forward and pulled the two women apart without any explanation.

Taking this opportunity, they vented their anger on Chen Erni and Widow Zhang.

He took the opportunity to pinch and scratch them.

What she was thinking was, "Slut, vixen, immoral thing, actually seduced my man, is it a big deal that the grapes are big?"

"Can you seduce married women just because you are big as a grape?"

Whenever the women thought of their men's dirty and vulgar appearance, they would increase the strength in their hands.

"Ah, stop pinching me!" Chen Erni was pinched the worst because the women hated her the most.

"Stop it, stop it, why are you pinching me?"

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, please stop it."

No one paid any attention to Chen Erni's calls.

Anyway, I just don't want Chen Erni to have an easy time.

Although she was slightly better off than Zhang Guafu and Chen Erni, she was still badly beaten by the enemy.

After separating the two, the aunt shouted towards Xu Damao's room:

"Xu Damao, if you're not dead, come out. You've caused two big troubles. Don't try to be a coward."

Xu Damao: "..."

He would be a fool to go out.

If he goes out now, won't Chen Erni and Widow Zhang tear him to pieces?

And the women in the courtyard must have skinned him alive.

If he goes out now, he will be seeking death.

So, Xu Damao turned a deaf ear to what the aunt said.

Seeing that Xu Damao's door was still closed, Second Aunt walked up to him and knocked on his window, talking as she knocked.

"Xu Damao, you are the instigator. Two women fought to death over you, and you hid in your room and refused to come out. Are you still a man?"

Xu Damao remained unmoved.

The second aunt was so angry that she slammed the wooden door anxiously and heavily. "Xu Damao, you were smashing things just now, but now you are as quiet as a chicken. Come out now. If you don't come out, I will report it to the police."

report?

Xu Damao sneered, he was not afraid.

Now is a new society, a time when evidence is required for everything.

Chen Erni and Widow Zhang had no evidence to prove that she was having an affair with them.

If they still insisted on biting him, he would humiliate them both.

The end result is that even if they try their best, they can't do anything to themselves.

Xu Damao was determined on this point and would not go out no matter how the first aunt, the second aunt, the third aunt or even the people in the courtyard tried to persuade him.

Anyway, not responding is the best resistance.

Seeing that Xu Damao was unmoved, the aunt finally realized that Xu Damao would not come out to solve the problem.

The lady's face turned cold and she no longer cared but threatened:

"Xu Damao, I'll give you a few seconds. If you don't show up, I'll report you to the police."

Sue me?

Tell me what?

Xu Damao still didn't care.

He felt that the lady was trying to scare him.

Auntie is the kindest person, how could he be an ignorant country woman.

Faced with Xu Damao's refusal to budge, Auntie lost her patience and said, "Mrs. Lin, Mrs. Jia Zhang... go and report the case."

"We will file two cases, one against them for trespassing, polluting the air, and behaving in a manner that is immoral,"

"Second, accuse Xu Damao of being a slut, accuse him of deceiving and seducing women, and having sexual relations with several women at the same time."

"With the current trend, people are seriously dissatisfied, creating opposition between men and women, engaging in relationships between men and women, and even having affairs."

Little guy, if Xu Damao still doesn't come out after threatening me like this, I will really report him to the police.

The aunt did this in order to force Xu Damao, the person involved, to come out.

After all, if he really reported the case with these two charges, Xu Damao would definitely be fed peanuts.

Thread the head and eat bloody peanuts.

And the aunt was sure that Xu Damao would not dare not come out.

After hearing this, Jia Zhang and Mrs. Lin temporarily put aside their prejudices, looked at each other and agreed.

Of course they knew what the aunt really meant, but how could they miss such a good opportunity to deal with Xu Damao?

So the two of them were ready to report the case. With the creaking sound of the wooden door, the tightly closed door finally opened.

After being a big turtle for a long time, he finally came out after much anticipation.

"Aunt Zhang, Aunt Lin, don't go report it. I'm out now."