Siheyuan: I am the God of Cooking, and all the birds are crying with envy!

"This……"

This was all done secretly. Liu Haizhong didn't expect that He Yuzhu would actually poke the window paper in front of so many people.

How can he resist this?

How to respond?

How to justify yourself?

Hasn't this double standard always existed?

But no one broke the window paper at that time.

Yi Zhonghai is good at moral blackmailing others, so people with double standards often dare not speak out.

Therefore, when someone is caught in a double standard, they will choose to suffer in silence or keep the matter quiet and let it go.

But now, this double standard was easily exposed by He Yuzhu.

In the past, people who lived in the courtyards didn’t mind hearing it.

As long as he explains each one of them later, I believe they will make a choice that is favorable to the Siheyuan.

but……

Due to He Yuzhu's ostentatious behavior, the central courtyard is now crowded with neighbors.

If this double standard is not properly handled, within a day, the whole Beijing will know how the courtyard house at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang implements double standards?

The expression on his face in the bangs was so...wonderful.

A burst of red, a burst of white, a burst of blue, the three colors switch back and forth.

How should this situation be resolved?

Liu Haizhong racked his brains but couldn't think of it.

Just when Liu Haizhong was at a loss, some neighbors couldn't stand it anymore and started to mock him.

"Tsk! Trees need bark, and people need dignity. This is not the way to get free stuff." A man with a full beard started to tear apart the people in the courtyard.

The bearded man had long been fed up with these beasts in Courtyard No. 95.

Today was a rare opportunity, and he wanted to vent the anger in his heart.

All I heard was the bearded man continuing to explain the facts.

"You still say they don't want costs? Isn't the journey to the mountain a cost? Facing the unknown forest, the ferocious beasts that popped out of nowhere, and the wild boars that they risked their lives to bring back, isn't that a cost?"

Just as the bearded man finished speaking, a thin man weighed the basket in his hand and chimed in:

"That is, if the prey is so easy to hunt, why don't you go and hunt it?"

Then another short and fat man joined in.

"Why else? Isn't it because you want to eat meat but are afraid of death? Isn't it because you are afraid of being eaten alive by wild wolves and tigers?"

The bearded man snorted again, "Brother He risked his life to bring back the wild boar. We agreed to trade it for the sake of our neighbors. Otherwise, they would have pickled it, dried it in the sun, and made it into a sauce, and saved it for the New Year or for next year, wouldn't it be nice?"

"How valuable is meat now? Is there anything you can give them in exchange that is more valuable than meat?"

"Human greed is like a snake swallowing an elephant, I'm talking about you."

The lean man opened the bamboo basket and said, "Don't waste your time talking to them. They want to eat for free. We can't do that."

"Brother He, I brought eggs. I want to exchange them for 2 kilograms of pork."

Bearded man: "I have dried mushrooms, dried bamboo shoots, and a pound of sweet potatoes. I'll exchange them for two pounds of pork and one pound of spareribs."

The short and fat man was not willing to be outdone, and he showed his supplies to everyone: "I took some sweet potatoes and potatoes, and I want to exchange them for 5 kilograms of pork, kilograms of spare ribs, and a pig ear."

……

The neighbors talked to each other and exchanged their belongings for the meat and ribs they expected.

He Yuzhu gave extra credit to the three men who spoke up for justice.

He Yuzhu asked Xu Xinyue to give them some pig blood and cut some large intestines, and gave them to the three people as a bonus.

The three of them got a few pounds of bonus and were grinning from ear to ear.

And due to the exchanges among neighbors, there is not much wild boar meat left.

There were about 40 kilograms of pork left, a pig thigh, and a pig head, which was not liked because it had too much hair, so that was left behind.

The internal organs such as the pig lungs, liver and large intestines were not moved much.

He Yuzhu discovered that people of this era do not like animal organs.

The neighbors who exchanged pork all left the courtyard happily.

Looking at the limited amount of pork, Liu Haizhong had to grit his teeth and ask Second Aunt to go back and get sweet potatoes in exchange for the meat.

"Wait a minute! My family won't change these if they want them themselves."

"These dozens of kilograms plus the internal organs must weigh more than 100 kilograms. Can you eat so much?"

Liu Haizhong did not give up. He stared at the pig thigh and the dozens of kilograms of pork.

If eyes could cut meat, he would have wanted to cut a piece.

He Yuzhu looked at him and saw that he was both self-righteous and arrogant, his eyes were full of mockery, and he continued to confront him without being polite.

"This is not something your uncle should consider. I told you at the beginning that you wanted to eat for free and refused to change."

"Then I can only replace it with the person who wants to replace it. What I do is fair, just, reasonable, and in accordance with the law. Even if I report it to the police or higher authorities, I am still right."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he began to clean up the chopping board. Looking at the beasts who were still staring with resentment and unwillingness in their eyes, he began to drive them away.

"I said I won't trade this little bit of meat. I want to eat it myself. It's useless even if you guys just stand here."

"However, we don't have it this time. There will be a next time. Remember to bring something early to exchange it next time."

Haha! Next time, next time they won’t exchange anything.

Besides, there will be a next time.

Seeing that He Yuzhu was unmoved, Liu Haizhong had no choice but to swallow his anger and disperse those who were unwilling to leave.

It bit its back teeth, spoke in a sarcastic tone, and used indirect accusations to drive people away.

When Jia Zhang dragged Qin Huairu to the scene, they saw the first and third aunts going back empty-handed.

Everyone's face was green, angry and vicious.

Hearing Liu Haizhong's indirect criticism, even if Jia Zhangshi didn't hear everything, she knew that He Yuzhu did not give meat to his neighbors.

Jia Zhang didn't get the meat, so she turned around and started to attack Qin Huairu.

The birds' reactions were within He Yuzhu's expectations.

The reason why he deliberately paraded through the streets and revealed that he could barter was because he expected that the birds would want to eat for free without wasting any effort.

He Yuzhu never thought of exchanging pork for poultry from the beginning to the end.

The neighbors who got the meat in exchange for the poultry's commotion today are all witnesses. Before tomorrow, they will be pointed at and talked about.

Every spit they uttered was a nail, and for a long time they had to avoid the crowd.

After the birds left, the four people began to work together to process the wild boar and its internal organs.

Xu Xinmei and He Yushui were responsible for boiling water.

Xu Xinyue was in charge of washing the pig intestines. "Wife, put some salt and flour in and rub it. Rub it longer and wash it more often."

"The water used to wash the pig intestines is clear and has no smell."

When the water boiled, He Yuzhu began to process the pig's head, tail and trotters.

"He Yushui, give me that red-hot shovel."

He wanted to cook the boiling hot iron shovel soup with pig hair.

"Brother, I'm going to practice making lard." He Yushui only informed He Yuzhu, but he had already grabbed the food and walked towards the kitchen.

Although it’s not much, only about 5 kilograms.

However, a lot of lard can also be produced.

Xu Xinyue looked at the capable He Yushui and said sincerely: "Brother Zhuzi, I feel a lot more relaxed these days when Yushui is here."

"Don't be so easily satisfied. It's only been a few days. Test her for a while. If she truly repents, why not give her a chance?"

"If she's just putting on a show, there's no need to keep this trouble around."

The couple were chatting and laughing while processing the pig's head, but this rare warm scene was disrupted by a noisy and vicious voice.

"He Yushui, you slut, bitch, shameless slut, bitch, you jinx, you actually hired someone to beat up my son."

"You shameless slut, you even beat your own man, are you still a human being?"

"He Yushui, you stinky bitch, do you think everything will be fine if you hide? Let me tell you..."

Before Mrs. Qin could finish her words, her vision suddenly went dark, and then she felt pain on both sides of her cheeks.

"Clap clap clap..."

The sound of slaps echoed in the courtyard...