I am a professional at killing time travelers

Zheng Qiu continued to open the third box.

This time, good luck did not seem to follow Zheng Qiu. A small blue box fell on the counter. Not only that, upon closer inspection, the small box was exactly the same as the rubber product Xiao Yaya had just opened, except that the words on it seemed slightly different.

The shop owner glanced at Xiao Yaya, whose face was flushed, and then leaned over to Zheng Qiu's ear and said, "Put it on your penis for contraception during pleasure."

Zheng Qiu looked constipated: "Excuse me, owner, what is this penis? Why do we use penises when we are having fun?"

"Do you really have to make me say **? Do you know that you can't say this word in the world you live in? It will be censored by the God of Crickets!" The owner almost lost his composure and roared at Zheng Qiu.

Zheng Qiu lowered his head and thought for a while: "Why can't I just say that love between men and women is normal? Without love between men and women, how can life be passed on? It seems that this thing is useless!"

The shop owner suddenly calmed down and quietly asked Zheng Qiu: "You are not a virgin, are you?"

"What is a virgin?"

"It means someone who has never done anything romantic."

Zheng Qiu thought about it, then nodded slightly and replied: "I am still a virgin and my virginity has not been broken."

"Why are you shouting so loudly? Are you proud of being a virgin?"

Zheng Qiu was a little puzzled: "Is it embarrassing?"

"Do you know that many people in this era have said goodbye to their first time at the age of fourteen or fifteen? Young man, you are behind!"

Zheng Qiu thought for a moment and said, "No wonder there is such a huge gap between the ratio of cultivators to mortals. Only sixteen-year-olds have the opportunity to participate in the selection of immortals. Unless one is extremely talented, they cannot resist even this little temptation. No wonder they miss out on the chance to become immortals."

"I don't want to talk to you anymore! Keep opening the box!" The shopkeeper complained in his heart. The evil dog Zheng Qiu in the novel was not this kind of person. How could there be such a big difference? Could it be that his time travel brought about some butterfly wing effect? ​​And this Xiao Yaya, she should have died in the original novel! And compared to the current timeline, Xiao Bosheng should have practiced under the guidance of Zheng Qiu! The evil dog of heaven is really unreasonable.

Zheng Qiu continued to open the box as he spoke. The fourth white light, the fifth white light, and so on until the ninth white light were all white lights. Surprisingly, all the white lights were made of rubber.

Zheng Qiu looked at the seven boxes of rubber products in his hand and fell into confusion: "Is this God's will? I know this stuff must be prepared for Zheng Yuan. I just don't know why the colors of the boxes are different."

The shop owner was speechless, but he still explained: "Look at the pictures on the box, this one is apple flavored, this one is banana flavored, and this one is amazing! It has threads! Keep it! No one who used it cursed."

Zheng Qiu nodded and turned to look at the three women. He saw that all of them had red faces and thick necks, and they didn't even have the courage to look up at Zheng Qiu.

Zheng Qiu only had one box left. "I'll finish it and you two can try it too. It would be best if we can get the Dongfeng 26 that man mentioned. Then we should have a fruitful trip."

As Zheng Qiu spoke, he used scissors to open the last box. A ball of colorful light instantly blinded everyone in the house. When everyone came to their senses, they were all shocked.

Zheng Qiu looked at the shop owner a little bewildered. He could feel the extraordinary nature of this martial arts book. If the other party didn't give it to him, he might not be able to snatch it from him.

Switch the perspective to the front of the shop owner.

"Ding! System prompts, this system is defending against the attack of the Heavenly Dao of this world and cannot give an answer. According to the system rules, the Dao-level skills can be handed over to 'Heavenly Dao Evil Dog Zheng Qiu' to handle it!"

"Ding! Warning! The will of the heavens in this world is erasing the system..."

"Ding! Host, please take out all the trading points to help the system overcome the difficulties."

"Ding! The trading points are forcibly requisitioned! The trading points will be returned to the host in the form of loans, with an annual interest rate of 1.92%."

"Ding! The system is crashing..."

“Ding! @￥%%……&*……￥#@……”

"Boom! Virus detection and elimination...1%"

"Boom! Host Lin Han detected!"

"Boom! Forcefully bind to host Lin Han!"

"Boom! Copy item information and crafting methods!"

"Knock, knock, knock! Customer service Xiaohong has gone offline... From now on, Xiaoluan will serve you!"

"Boom! Hello Lin Han! I am the incarnation of the will of the Golden Throne World. From today on, you will work for the Golden Throne World! Hello, worker! Hello, social animal! Hello, loser!"

“Boom! Checking the attribute tags, the host Lin Han is identified as a stinky fishing line of jade-foot lolita control! The host is detected to have a perverted tendency!”

"Boom! Erase this part of the will by force!"

"Boom! It is detected that the host Lin Han has bad thoughts about the will of this world, and is forcibly reading it!"

"Reading completed! Known events Zheng Qiu will not betray! Change Zheng Qiu's label 'Heavenly Evil Dog' (crossed out) to 'Heavenly Assistant'"

"Boom! The host knows too much! Xiaoluan forcibly deleted the memory! The host tried to resist! I think you are looking for death! Let me tell you! If you don't take this host seriously, there are still a lot of people you can use! If you want to die, just make a sound!"

"Boom! Host Lin Han acquiesced to Xiaoluan's behavior! Xiaoluan added new memories to the host!"

"Boom! Revision in progress 50%...60%...99%...100%"

"Dong! Hello host! I am your assistant Xiaoluan. From today on, I will accompany you through the heavens and the myriad worlds! Together, we will expand our business to the heavens and the myriad worlds!"

At this moment, in Zheng Qiu's eyes, the gray air in the room gradually dissipated, and a big golden bird appeared above Lin Han's head.

Zheng Qiu bowed when he saw the golden bird and said, "Greetings to the Taoist Master Jinluan!"

The two girls behind him had seen the statues on the Wuxian Palace, so they naturally understood who this golden shadow was. As for Xiao Yaya, she had fainted on the ground without knowing when.

The Golden Palace Daoist Ancestor nodded slightly to indicate that Zheng Qiu did not need to be polite, and then slowly said: "This technique is the top technique in that world, you can practice it! All the items you have obtained have been purified by me and can be used!"

Zheng Qiu expressed his concerns: "What about the people in this city? Many of them are infected with the aura of the World Breaker!"

Daozu Jinluan did not hesitate at all: "The people in this city are like being infected by the plague, but it's okay. They used those methods to forcibly increase their strength, which means they abandoned the talents and things given by this world. When this shop disappears, they will lose the ability to move forward. Time will wear away the aura of the boundary breakers. As long as it is worn away, they are still my children!"

Zheng Qiu breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that Jinluan Daozu would wipe out all the people in this city.

Daozu Jinluan saw Zheng Qiu's concerns and continued, "My child, don't panic! I have never seen a mother strangle her child to death because he fell into a cesspool! Of course, there are still such things in the heavens and myriad worlds, but my world does not allow such things to happen. This is the rule I set, and this world must abide by it."

"From today on, Lin Han is my host. Whenever you meet him in the heavens and myriad worlds, you can contact me. Now I will use the same method they used against me to deal with them. Don't kill any more boundary breakers recently. The trial is about to begin, and I will also make a new layout. You can leave now. By the way, you'd better find a place to consolidate your cultivation! Because after you leave this shop, the Heavenly Dao fragments will feed back your strength, and I will also put Lin Han's soul fragments in your Dantian!"

"Grow up well! By the way, you don't have to go to Xuannv Sect! Qiu Yue and Li Chayan are on their way to Wuxian Palace with the surviving disciples of Xuannv Sect. The Sect Master Yin Yue is also dead! This means that the other party has sent out strong men in the Tribulation Crossing Stage, and you will only die if you go!"

"For your sake, I will take care of them. With me here, they will definitely reach Wuxian Palace safely."

Zheng Qiu thought about it and really couldn't think of anything else, so he just exchanged a few words of greeting and went to Wuxian Palace.