My and Her Perfect Diary

"You can accuse me of being ruthless, but I am definitely not the father of ruthlessness!"

"Ahua was anxious to find her son, and with her extraordinary sense of smell, she found me unconscious in the cave that night."

"When I woke up, it was already three days later."

"Can you imagine my despair when I learned that my grandparents had sold my seven puppies?"

"I cried for three whole days and three nights!"

"I feel deeply sorry Ah Hua. It is me who failed to fulfill my father's responsibility and failed to protect our child!"

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, a tear squeezed out of the corner of his eye.

"Clap clap clap..."

There was thunderous applause at the scene and everyone applauded.

"Zi Qiao, the story is well written. I think Mr. Zeng's show will be more exciting if you go!"

As soon as Su Yunze finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately became anxious.

"Yun Ze, come on, if you want to hear a story, I can make one up too!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted quickly, causing everyone to laugh.

at this time,

The girl Guan Guan walked in carrying a large plate of fragrant food.

"Brothers and sisters, the delicious food is coming!"

Guan Guan smiled sweetly and spoke to Su Yunze and others with a cheerful look on her face.

“Hey, is this grilled eel?”

Chen Meijia looked at the eels on the plate that were similar to the ones she remembered and asked Guan Guan.

"This is not roasted yellow eel, sister, do you remember the snake we encountered today?"

Guan Guan showed two dimples and smiled happily.

She hadn't tasted grilled snake steak for a long time.

"what!"

Hearing this,

Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu felt their scalps tingling and quickly retreated.

They are still frightened by that horrible, cold-blooded creature.

"Let me try it!"

Look at the grilled snake steak with curled skin and tempting golden color on the big plate.

Su Yunze picked up the bamboo stick and placed it in front of him, smelling the aroma.

In addition to cumin powder, there was also the aroma of pepper, which he tasted immediately.

Bite through the golden crispy skin and the gravy will overflow.

Su Yunze discovered that

The snake steak is slightly spicy and delicious, not greasy or smelly, and the meat is tender and tasty.

Although it is not as good as Wang Xiaochui’s grilled lamb chops, it has a different flavor.

"good to eat!"

he laughed.

Hearing him say this, Nuolan also picked up a piece and tasted it.

From the aftertaste expression on her face, you can tell that the grilled snake steak must be extremely delicious.

So, Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian and others started to enjoy it without hesitation.

"Sister, you guys try it too!"

Guan Guan, holding grilled snake steak, said to Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu with a smile on his face.

The two of them waved their hands quickly, looking fearful.

"I remember someone wanted to tell a story just now. Do you want to listen?"

After eating a piece of grilled snake steak, Su Yunze said to Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile.

After hearing his words, everyone looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Just say it. Can I speak worse than Ziqiao?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvinced.

"Zi Qiao told a story about a dog, so I will tell a

Chapter One: Grudges in Jianghu, and a strange encounter in the pigpen!

"I don't fully understand what my mother said, but my second brother always said that whoever gives me milk is my mother."

"This is like opening up my Ren and Du meridians, which makes me suddenly enlightened."

"One day, at my second aunt's house, I was watching a newborn piglet and accidentally fell into the pig pen."

"I buried my head under the sow's belly and touched her nipple with my lips. At that moment, I was probably distracted and took two sips. The taste was mediocre."

"Oh no! After drinking the sow's milk, have I become her child?"

"As the saying goes, a son resembles his mother. In the future, won't I be like Zhu Bajie?"

"I returned home with a heavy heart, and after much consideration, I decided to accept it as my mother."

"Second Senior Brother once said, 'A dog will not despise a poor family, and a person will not abandon an ugly mother. I cannot abandon it just because it is a pig. Otherwise, I would be unfilial. I want to be a filial son!"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Zeng Xiaoxian was still very pleased with himself and continued:

"From this day on, bring snacks to Second Aunt's house every day for the sow to enjoy, such as biscuits and dried noodles."

"I want to see the sow happy, nuzzling for food, enjoying it!"

"If I have a mouthful, I will never let a sow go hungry!"

"Unexpectedly, when I fed her spicy noodles that day, the sow went berserk and ran around, trampling my two 'brothers' to death."

"I fled back in fear and stayed indoors, knowing full well that this was the mother pig's protectiveness towards her child. The pig pen was small, and the mother pig did this only so that I could have more space in the future!"

"Thinking of this, I was even more moved and tears welled up in my eyes. My mother saw me crying and asked me why."

"Recalling the kindness of the pig mother, I said to her, 'Auntie, thank you for taking care of me over the years, but I already have a pig mother and can no longer call you mother.'"

"Perhaps it was because of my deep affection for the sow that I rushed to the pig pen of my second aunt's house, intending to spend the rest of my life with her."

"I didn't expect that my second aunt and my father had tied the sow to the table, and the butcher was sharpening his knife. Oh my God, are they going to kill my sow?"

"I shouted, 'Stop, don't hurt my sow!'"

"My father heard the sound and looked confused. He said to me, 'Stay away. The sow has gone crazy and just trampled the piglets to death. Oh, go home and get the basin. Second Aunt said she wants to give us the pig's head!'"

"Oh my god, how cruel! I immediately stood in front of the sow and rebuked my father, 'Dad, you are too cruel! She is your wife!'"

"Not only did you abandon me, but you even wanted to kill me? You are such a heartless man!"

"When the Second Aunt and the butcher heard this, they were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter."

"Looking at my father, they all had a playful look on their faces."

"My father's face turned green and red. He slapped me twice."

"If it weren't for Second Aunt and the butcher who desperately tried to stop me, the grass on my grave would have been tall!"

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Even the ignorant Guan Guan was laughing so hard that he fell over.

"Hahaha, you are such a good teacher Zeng. You actually recognize a pig as your mother and Ziqiao recognizes a dog as your son. That's even worse than recognizing a thief as your father!"

"Are you two the two evil spirits of Jianghu?"

Su Yunze couldn't help but joked, and everyone laughed again.

After everyone finished laughing, their eyes were filled with tears, they were so happy.

Ten minutes later, it gradually subsided.

Everyone started chatting again.

"Guan Guan, how old are you?"

Hu Yifei, who was devoted to learning horse riding, began to get close to him.

"I am sixteen years old."

Guan Guan laughed.

"Only sixteen? Are you still studying?"

Hu Yifei asked curiously.

"Yes, I am. I am in the first year of high school in the town's middle school."

"It's summer vacation now, and Brother Xiaochui asked me to entertain you."

Guan Guan answered while chewing snake steak.

"Guan Guan, are you going to school on horseback?"

Hu Yifei's true colors revealed.

"Ah? How is that possible? The school doesn't allow riding horses to school, and there's no place to tie the horse!"

Guan Guan was surprised, this sister is so funny.

"Sister Yifei, this is not like you!"

Su Yunze heard Hu Yifei's intention and teased.

"That's right, Yifei, I see."

Zeng Xiaoxian, one of the two evil spirits in Jianghu, spoke.

Lu Ziqiao, another member of the Twin Demons, nodded in agreement.

“I don’t understand the character of my Tibetan compatriots.”

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and responded forcefully.

"Guan Guan, can you teach us how to ride a horse?"

she asked directly.

"of course can!"

"Come on, sister, I'll take you horseback riding!"

Guan Guan finished eating three pieces of snake chops and stood up and said.

Hu Yifei was very excited and pulled Guan Guan out.

Others followed, wanting to see it for themselves.

"Wanyu, there are two more snake steaks, how about that?"

Chen Meijia had been salivating over the food, and after everyone left, she revealed her true nature as a foodie.

"Taste it?"

Lin Wanyu was also moved.

"Oh, it smells so good!"

"I should have eaten it earlier!"

Chen Meijia and Lin Wanyu were filled with regret.

After eating the snake steak, the two licked their lips and went to watch Hu Yifei learn how to ride a horse.

"Xiaobai, big sister is going to ride you, don't be naughty!"

Guan Guan stroked the white horse gently and spoke softly.