My and Her Perfect Diary

The coachman rolled down the window and shouted to Zhang Wei.

"Uh, I don't ride in a carriage!"

Zhang Wei endured the pain and refused with a polite smile.

"You're not taking the carriage? Why are you holding your hand up? Are you mentally ill?"

The coachman muttered something and drove away, leaving Zhang Wei with an innocent and embarrassed look on his face.

In the community, a group of elderly people doing morning exercises were running towards Zhang Wei.

"Look everyone, that young man greeted us, let's respond!"

After the leading old man finished speaking, he ran to Zhang Wei and struck a blow with his raised right hand.

"Ouch!"

Zhang Wei cried out in pain.

The people behind the old man also high-fived Zhang Wei.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

Screams rang out one after another.

Zhang Wei had no choice but to wait in another place, but passers-by started pointing and talking again.

"Is this man stupid? He wants to take a carriage to the door!"

"That's right. Looking at his stupid look, he might be an idiot, right?"

"You have to stay away and don't catch any disease."

"That makes sense..."

Zhang Wei is on the verge of collapse.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Lu Ziqiao finally arrived in a hurry.

"Zi Qiao, do you know how much I have been wronged in the past ten minutes?"

"They all looked at me like I was an idiot, sob sob…"

Zhang Wei complained aggrievedly.

"Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help laughing!"

Looking at his appearance, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Faced with Lu Ziqiao's ruthless ridicule, Zhang Wei's face gradually darkened.

"You really can't bend any further?"

Lu Ziqiao tried to help him bend, but Zhang Wei cried out in pain.

"Zi Qiao, stop touching me. It hurts. Take me to the clinic."

Soon, Lu Ziqiao came riding on an iron horse.

"I told you not to use your right hand often, but you didn't listen!"

“Actually, the feeling of my left hand is pretty wonderful!”

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, as if to say, "You understand."

"Brother, please, stop talking, it's not what you think!"

Zhang Wei was extremely speechless, as he heard the hidden meaning in Lu Ziqiao's words.

He sat on the iron horse, raised his right hand high, and galloped towards the clinic.

On the way, a stunning woman was taking a selfie with a selfie stick.

At this moment, Zhang Wei's raised right hand touched the selfie stick.

Instinctively, he grabbed the selfie stick and the phone on it.

"Someone stole my phone!"

The woman screamed for help.

"Oh my god, how did I get a cell phone?"

Zhang Wei said in surprise, and Lu Ziqiao looked up and saw that it was true.

Then he saw a group of people chasing him in the rearview mirror.

Seeing their aggressive look, Lu Ziqiao could only speed up and drive towards the clinic.

"Zi Qiao, why don't you stop?"

"It's not intentional. Can't you just stop and explain?"

Zhang Wei said anxiously.

"explain?"

"Look back at them, they look like they want to eat you. Will they listen to your explanation?"

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

Zhang Wei turned back with difficulty, "Oh my God, Ziqiao, run quickly, they will skin us alive!"

ten minutes later.

"Hahaha, Zhang Wei, you really made me laugh. You even picked up a cell phone."

Lu Ziqiao took the phone from Zhang Wei's raised right hand and said with a smile.

"Take the phone and go to the government office to report the case and explain."

As an upright law enforcer, Zhang Wei would naturally not do anything plundering.

All he needs is the medical certificate from the clinic to prove that it was an unintentional mistake.

"Okay, go to the orthopedics department and line up, I'll register for you."

Lu Ziqiao took the phone and left with a smile.

When passing by the seats at the corner, Zhang Wei saw an old man scolding his daughter.

"That bastard ruined your reputation, and you're still protecting him?"

"You really pissed me off. Tell me, who is that bastard?"

The old man questioned his daughter angrily.

At this time, Zhang Wei walked over with his right hand raised, and met the old man's eyes. It was over!

"Boy, you have guts! Admit it now, right?"

The old man mistakenly thought that Zhang Wei was the person who had tarnished his daughter's innocence and started to attack.

"Dad, it's not him!"

The daughter shouted quickly when she saw her father knocking down a strange man.

"You are still protecting him?"

The old man was furious and attacked even more ruthlessly.

Just then, the woman whose phone was "robbed" arrived with her men.

"It was him who stole my phone!"

The woman shouted, and the enthusiastic people around her joined in beating Zhang Wei.

The old man was stunned.

"Look, this is the man you're looking for. Not only is he unfaithful,

"Tsk!"

"Hahahahaha..."

A constable who was covering his mouth to chuckle finally couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

"Tsk!"

"Uh, sorry, my colleague is not making fun of you, his wife is about to give birth today."

"Don't worry, we have been through rigorous training, and we will not laugh out loud no matter how funny the things are."

Another detective uncle defended his companion with a smile.

After the transcript is completed.

The beautiful lady whose phone was "stolen" apologized to Zhang Wei with pity.

And Zhang Wei was beaten badly.

He chose to forgive the people who helped and the old man.

Right now.

Su Yunze arrived by car.

Zhang Wei's hair was disheveled, his face was bruised, his clothes were dirty, and his expression was miserable.

He frowned and asked what happened.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Zhang Wei, don't get me wrong, I'm not laughing at you, I'm just remembering something funny."

After listening to Zhang Wei's narration, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

As expected, he was the most unlucky person in Love Apartment. Zhang Wei successfully touched Su Yunze's sympathy.

"Huh? Isn't your arm intact?"

I heard before that the misunderstanding occurred because the arm could not bend.

At this moment, Zhang Wei's right hand was obviously fine.

"Hey, an experienced old detective just checked him out. Zhang Wei's lack of exercise has caused discomfort and sprains in his tendons."

"However, with the 'help' of enthusiastic people, things have now returned to normal. The old detectives all said that it was the effect of fighting poison with poison."

Lu Ziqiao explained to Zhang Wei with a smile on his face.

"Hahaha, is this even possible? Are you guys trying to make me die of laughter?"

When Little Xingxing saw her father laughing, she couldn't help but giggle out loud.

Lu Ziqiao picked up Xiao Xingxing and sat in the back seat.

Su Yunze drove towards Xingchen Group.

He first sent Lu Ziqiao to the company.

Zhang Wei’s misfortune reminded Su Yunze.

It seems that it’s time to plan some exercise for the little star.

3603.

After changing into clean clothes and having lunch, Zhang Wei was listening to the Shanghai Radio with great interest.

At the same time, the mobile phone also dialed the hotline of Zeng Xiaoxian's program.

He now had a smile on his face, not at all like the unlucky guy he was in the morning.

"Next, we will take the call from our first enthusiastic listener of this program."

Zeng Xiaoxian's joking voice came from the radio.

"Teacher Zeng? I'm Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei, who called the hotline, was extremely happy.

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian on the other end of the phone seemed a little surprised, but he also recognized Zhang Wei's voice.

"Hello, welcome to "Embarrassing Stories". Please share your embarrassing stories!"

Zeng Xiaoxian spoke according to the program procedures.

“It’s like this, today I…”

Zhang Wei paced back and forth in the living room of Room 3603, vividly describing his tragic experience that morning.

after all.

This is also a big embarrassment.

He didn't call for no reason.

Today is the 66th special episode of Zeng Xiaoxian’s new program.

Today's most embarrassing king.

In addition to regular Xingchen Video membership, you can also receive 666 taels of silver ticket rewards.

This made Zhang Wei very excited.

The two-hour show is over.

really.

Zhang Wei won the title of the most embarrassing king of the day.

"Hahaha, Yunze, I succeeded, I succeeded, I am the most embarrassing king!"

Su Yunze, who had just prepared complementary food for Xiao Xingxing, turned around.

Good guy!

Zhang Wei's face was filled with joy and he was as excited as if he had won seven Dragon Balls.

All that’s left is a long roar to the sky.

"Zhang Wei, you are so... Alas!"

Su Yunze really didn't know how to describe this funny guy.

night.

Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou, Nuolan and others have returned.

After hearing about Zhang Wei's embarrassing incident, everyone laughed unkindly.