Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"You are meant to be my lover. Look! How well we match each other! The combination of you and me is like the moon and the cecilia flower. The bright moonlight falls on the pure white petals, as if coating them with a layer of silver light, and the indescribable love is fully expressed in the swaying branches and leaves."

"The combination of you and me is like the night mooring stone and amber in the mountains at night. In the rugged mountains that can be seen at a glance, only the precious jade with a thin glow serves as an embellishment, adding a touch of tenderness to the vast and majestic scenery."

"The combination of you and me is more like the singing grass under the roar of thunder. Thousands of lightnings show their extraordinary majesty. Flowers and plants are sad, and animals are trembling. Only the singing grass dares to face the sky light, make friends with thunder, and talk about eternity together."

Countless praises and compliments were expressed to the lover in front of him. His slowly trembling azure eyes were filled with ripples, and tears of joy flowed down his face, hiding the pain of waiting.

The attendant god Yingsai said affectionately: "As early as the moment we met five years ago, I knew that you were destined to accompany me for the rest of my life, to go through ups and downs with me, and to shape the eternal kingdom of thunder."

"After years of waiting and suffering, I finally got what I wanted. Do you know how happy I am? Do you know how happy I am? Please lift my hair and rejoice with me."

Holding the cup, she drank the sweet and sour sunset juice in the cup bit by bit, silently watching the white-haired fox's body until its two tails were exposed and swaying. Qin no longer felt shy as before.

After looking around, she couldn't help but whispered, "Brother Yingsai, the hair tie in your hand was bought recently. If the hair tie you want is the one I used five years ago, it should be in the dressing table in my room upstairs."

"No, you can't fool me."

With dazzling wisdom flowing in his eyes, the attendant Yingzhai said indifferently: "This is the hair tie you wore five years ago. Even if this hair tie was made less than a year ago, it must be the one from five years ago."

"I don't care who the hair tie was from five years ago. This is just my excuse to enjoy the angry expressions of Mr. Simon and Ms. Frederica when they think their daughter is going to be kidnapped."

Glancing at him from the corner of his eye, the attendant god Yingzhai chuckled and said:

"But now someone made a mistake in this performance. I only appreciated it a little bit, and someone caught her. And she still claims to be a veteran actor with hundreds of years of experience."

"The God of Servant Yingsai, I didn't lie about this!"

Faced with such undisguised doubts, Alice felt that her dignity was challenged. Her eyes darkened and she said solemnly, "When the Opiclay Opera House in Fontaine was first built, I volunteered to be one of the first actors on that new stage."

"Who wouldn't be amazed by the magic show I carefully prepared for the audience? Who wouldn't applaud and celebrate? Even Fukaros gave me an impassioned expression and praised my magic."

This is a lie!

Alice mixed a little bit of lies into her words just now as a spice.

The truth was that she made so much noise that she almost broke a skylight in the newly built Oprykle Opera House, and was severely condemned by the audience, who slapped their thighs and demanded that she leave the stage.

Fucaros, who was sitting at the top seat enjoying the performance, could not help but shake his head and sigh. This was probably because he had not listened to the folk legends and had not seen through the true face of Alice who was polite when she recommended herself.

It was also from that day that Alice was put on the blacklist of the Oprykle Opera House, with the key mark in red, and she had not been removed from the top of the blacklist before.

"As a young man, I don't know much about old ladies like you. My intuition tells me that there must be something hidden, but my good moral sense of respecting the elderly and loving the young makes me decide to trust you."

There was no argument with him. Instead, he answered seriously yet perfunctorily, as if what he just said was to comfort the old man. The samurai Sakurasai raised the cup and took a sip of juice.

He turned and asked, "Any more muffins?"

"Yakusai has a bit of a big appetite. Sometimes when he's really hungry, he eats what an average person would eat in a week. Don't be fooled by his human form. I'm sure his real body has already become as fat as a ball."

Alice was not angry because of her age. She was open-minded and generously regarded the words of the samurai Sakurasai as the immaturity of a child. As an adult, how could she care about him?

The enthusiastic Red Witch even explained for him:

"Although this problem is not common among the immortal species, there is still a precedent. In a neighboring country somewhere unknown, there is a... well, it is inconvenient to reveal the name, so I will use Master Liuyunjiefeng as a substitute."

The samurai Sakusai pulled out a recording device from his tail.

"This True Lord Liuyunjiefeng is different from other immortals who eat wind and drink dew. She is more interested in flowers and plants. Whether it is the precious herbs growing on cliffs or the sweet flowers that can be seen everywhere, they are all in her recipes."

"In order to satisfy his own appetite, Master Liuyun Jiefeng eats a lot at every meal, and is almost as much as Yingzhai."

Alice said worriedly, "Actually, this shouldn't have been a big deal, but she happened to be in her growth spurt at that time, and she expanded a little too fast. And because of her appetite, she grew much faster horizontally than vertically."

"And her adoptive mother Ganyu..."

Reverse Tian Gang! The attendant Yingzhai took out another recording device as a backup.

"You think your child should be plump and white, so he can eat as much as he can. Anyway, their holy land may be different, but they are not short of flowers and plants."

"Master Liuyun Jiefeng was young at the time and couldn't control his mouth. His foster mother didn't restrict him, so the crane, which should have been graceful, soon turned into a fat chicken. It was difficult for it to even flap its wings, let alone fly."

"But she didn't have these worries at the time. The other immortals were very fond of this little free-range chicken. When they visited her, they would bring a lot of herbs for True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng to feast on."

Alice smiled mysteriously: "The only thing that really changed was an accident."

"It was the early stage of the Demon God War. From Teyvat's perspective, the battles among the Demon Gods were not frequent, but from Liyue's perspective, there was a small battle every three days and a big battle every five days."

"Liyue has a favorable terrain, and there are many demons entrenched there. Even in the early stages of the war, which was mainly based on testing, a demon would die every few years. It can be said to be a meat grinder in the entire demon war."

"Among these demon gods who died, one was the work of our protagonist, Master Liuyun Jiefeng. She successfully showed us how low the demon gods could go. The specific story is very simple. The little chicken accidentally slipped and fell while walking on the mountain, and rushed all the way down to the throat of the demon god who was yawning at the bottom of the mountain."

Alice sighed:

"Originally, this demon god sneaked in to take advantage of the immortals who followed Morax to the battle, but he felt sleepy and took a nap in a random place. Who knew that this nap would cost him his life?"

"Later, when people were recording it, they thought the demon god was too embarrassing, so they changed it to a demon beast. Later, they thought it was embarrassing for the demon beast, so they changed it to a giant beast."

"Yakusai, this is the record of a senior who has the same huge appetite as you." Alice patted his shoulder, "It's a pity that the Demon God War is over. You can't follow the path of your predecessor... Can Andrius choke to death?"

"Or should I say Tevarin! Compared to Andrius who moves around regularly, Tevarin hasn't appeared in front of people for a long time. He was injured because of Durin. I wonder if he has recovered now."

"If all else fails, then use the demon beasts and giant beasts..."

Alice, who was thinking about the opponent for the samurai Sakurasai, suddenly had her eyes lit up.

"I remember that as the Baichen Fox Immortal's cultivation level increases, his true size will also grow. Although it is not as big as a Qilin that is as tall as a small mountain, it is still not small. It can easily swallow a fat fox!"

"Haha~"