Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Haa~~"

Alice covered her mouth and yawned, then put down the bomb she was making and looked at Yae Shinko who was reading a leisure novel not far away. Suddenly, she suggested with interest:

"Sister Yae, has it been a long time since we last had a drink together? There's nothing to do here, why not take advantage of the scenery of this secret place and get drunk!"

Taking out a few bottles of fine liquor and placing them on the ground, Alice showed an astonished look on her face as she looked at the parking space that had been blown into ruins.

"What a beautiful and ancient scenery! If you can't enjoy it and drink, it will be a great regret in your life."

"I'm sorry, I haven't developed such a distorted sense of art yet, and my normal brain logic doesn't match your erratic logic. I can only sit here and watch you get sick quietly."

Yae Shinko spoke sharply and sarcastically, slightly lifted his sleeves to cover up the strong aroma of the liquor, resolutely rejected Alice's reminder, and chose to spend a quiet time alone.

"Oh, I know you're still thinking about your terrible performance after I got you drunk last time. In fact, I can assure you that your performance is far worse than you can imagine. You've already lost face last time, so this time won't make a difference."

"Sister Alice, why don't you try to shout out the name of the wind god Barbatos? I think there is a certain chance that he will appear here and be willing to spend a leisurely time with the beautiful witch."

Alice scratched her head shyly and whispered, "Aren't you too shy to see him? You know I am the worst at facing other people's thanks, and it just so happens that I have been thinking about renovating the Wind Dragon Ruins recently."

"Barbatos has a very good relationship with his followers. If he could hear my thoughts from the wind, he would definitely bow and thank me. This would make me very shy."

The legendary explosion witch shyly pointed her two index fingers at each other for a while, not forgetting to mention another hero.

"Actually, this is all thanks to you, little sister Yae. It's you who allowed me to see the ancient style of Feng. Only the most ancient appearance can be worthy of an elemental dragon like Tevarin."

Oh, but I am worried about how to refuse Tevarin's thank-you gift. This is a sincere and voluntary act, and I cannot accept any reward. - Alice has already thought of the words to refuse the thank-you gift.

Yae Shinko looked around the surrounding scenery and suddenly agreed, "What Sister Alice said makes sense. Ancient existence must be matched with ancient style. This is the best match."

The pink fox smiled ingratiatingly and pleaded humbly, "Sister Alice, you see, the gods in my family are quite old. They are antiques that use the unit of [thousand]. Now is the best time to use them in the best combination."

"No one cares about my old antiques who are just living from day to day, focusing all their attention on maintaining eternity, without thinking about themselves at all. But I, as a family member, can't let this happen!"

"No matter how rebellious the followers are on weekdays, they have to be serious at critical moments. In order to show the majesty of the ancient gods, ancient buildings and ancient costumes must be arranged."

Woohoo~ I am really a follower who loves gods. She has been hiding for a long time and has not been seen, but she has no intention of complaining. Instead, she has been closely following the legendary figures in Teyvat to design buildings for her. ——Yae Shenzi shed tears passionately for her feelings.

"Yae, little sister, I didn't expect you to be able to imagine the ancient style so quickly. Has your brain logic been connected with mine? I'm really sorry for you. I have to correct my positive logic every day just for appreciation."

Alice patted her chest and took the responsibility: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you design it."

"Then the younger sister can look forward to the performance of the older sister."

"This is the responsibility of being a sister."

"My sister is so nice to me."

The fox and the elf looked at each other tenderly, and the so-called sisterly love was fully reflected in them.

But as the saying goes...

"You have to remember that the prettier the girl, the more likely she is to deceive you. Don't let girls fool you so easily when you go out next time."

Sneaking into Kamsato Ayato's room in the middle of the night, standing beside his bed holding a red candle, the attendant god Sakurasai wanted to wake up Kamsato Ayato who was still asleep, and taught him the truths of life with care.

"You are so stupid. I disappeared and someone suddenly appeared. Wasn't that me in disguise? You actually believed me? I didn't expect you to fall in love at such a young age. Tsk tsk~"

Shaking his head and sighing twice, the samurai god Sakurasai reached out and pulled Kamisato Ayato up. Looking at his confused eyes, he couldn't help but pat him on the back.

"What time is it? Why aren't you sleeping? You humans are very fragile. You can't follow the same schedule as us monsters. Forget it, since you can't sleep, just sneak out and play with me."

“…It’s too late…”

Squinting at the inhuman fox demon in front of him, Kamisato Ayato yawned, stretched out his hand to grab the bedpost, and pointed at the window that the valet Sakurasai had left open after sneaking in, "Don't you realize that it's already very dark?"

"Yes! It's a good time for the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons."

"There is no One Hundred Demons Night Parade now. The Society Bugyo used to be responsible for arranging the details of the One Hundred Demons Night Parade. However, according to the records in the library, the most recent one was more than 200 years ago, when the Yae Palace priests gathered some monsters to perform."

"But later on, those monsters didn't dare to continue to participate. I don't know what Yae-miya said at the party. According to records, those monsters were scared away."

Kamisato Ayato yawned again, looking at the bed where Qian Zai was reluctant to go back with fascination, and continued: "But that is far from being a Hundred Demons Night Parade. After all, the number of monsters is really small now."

The attendant god Yingsai waved his hand heroically: "I can fight against a hundred demons alone!"

"Then go by yourself." Kamisato Ayato tried hard to return to the bed.

"That won't work. The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons is a gathering and exchange. How can it be called the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons if you are alone?"

The samurai Sakurasai looked at the strong resistance on Kamisato Ayato's face, mercifully threw him onto the bed, turned around and flipped out of the window, ran somewhere unknown, and soon flipped back in through the window.

He woke up Kamisato Ayato again, who had fallen asleep in a short time.

"Don't sleep anymore, your dad agreed to let you go out with me."

"..."

Kamisato Ayato widened his eyes, and the sleepiness in his body suddenly disappeared: "You are not going to disturb my father at this time?!"

"That's not the case. Your father never fell asleep from the beginning."

The attendant god Sakurasai patted Kamisato Ayato's shoulder in a comforting manner, "There is a festival being held at midnight today to commemorate the contributions of the monsters. The shrine maidens from various shrines will send representatives to participate, and there will also be some monsters."

"I do not know how?"

"You should ask me, why did you wake me up when there were so many people to play with?"

"Yeah, why did you wake me up?"

"Of course I can wake you up whenever I want."

The attendant Yingzhai crossed his arms and sneered, "Don't be so narcissistic as to think that I have some conspiracy that requires your cooperation. I invited you this time sincerely and want you to see the elegance of a monster."

Kamisato Ayato automatically ignored the first half of the sentence, pulled up the quilt to cover her whole body, and said in a muffled voice: "I don't want to see the demeanor of a monster, so just let me go! You can go and play by yourself."

"Even if you have some conspiracy or rules to implement, you can go find someone else. The warriors on duty will definitely cooperate seriously with the guests of the club. Please let me sleep peacefully."

Yae Miyaji always has some bad ideas, and even the fox demon who is two years younger than me is so troublesome.

Are all fox demons so annoying?

"Can you sleep now?"

"I don't want to go even if I can't sleep."

"...Okay, don't regret it."

The attendant god Sakurasai smiled slightly.