Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

"Project code name."

"Love Wars Operation."

"Target."

"Kelly's dad!"

"…Your code name is really bad. You might as well use your real name."

"That original name is too difficult to pronounce. It's better to be simple and clear."

"What are we going to do this time?"

"You do the work, and I mess up. You want the person you like to confess to you, and I want to have fun and stop your plan at the same time."

"Snapped--"

"Dear brother, what shall we do?"

"Hmph~ My dear sister, why can't you take a long-term view? The process is not important at all. As long as my niece can be born safely, it doesn't matter to me who wins or loses."

"Bah, you greedy fox, aren't the fun I prepared for you enough for you to watch?"

"You foolish elf whose mind has been blinded by love, the fun that has not been arranged by me is half as much for me. Do you have the courage to let me arrange everything?"

"Have."

"Hahahahahahaha - dear sister, what kind of man fascinates you so much? Aren't you afraid that I will make the entire Mondstadt fly into the sky? My moral bottom line is a little better than yours."

After reading the words on the paper in a calm tone, Jiuqi lowered his eyes and handed the notebook in his hand to Alice who was sitting on his right, then picked up the teacup in front of him and moistened his dry lips.

Alice picked up the pen and scribbled two lines on the paper, then pushed the notebook back.

Jiuqi Shinobu took a glance and silently threw the notebook into the boiler behind him. The surging flames instantly burned the fragile paper and turned it into ash.

“Please be careful with your words.”

"I think I've been subtle enough." Alice pointed at the crowd coming and going outside the stall, "I'm sure the target is hiding outside and is secretly watching us and trying to find out about us. You are a special soldier I hired, and he can't get too much intelligence. I have a trick that can confuse his attention."

Yingzai, the only attendant who was actually eating, slowly swallowed the food in his mouth and asked with a smile, "Oh, what's Sister Alice's plan? Just tell me!"

Alice also asked, "Do you think I'm beautiful?"

"Honey trap."

"You are worthy of being my good brother. Just lift up your skirt and expose a little bit of your ankles, and you will definitely make your target lose his mind."

There was a hint of disdain between his brows, and the attendant god Yingzhai laughed, "Have you been forced by your target to use such a strategy? This is not like your style."

"As long as it works."

Alice took out the gift she had prepared for her good brother, which included a pink maid skirt and an extra space filled with cotton, which contained a bottle of potion, and smiled slightly.

She said, "However, the user of the beauty trap has yet to be determined. Of course, your good sister is not a devil. When I sneaked in last night, I brought a spare tire of the beauty trap with me. If you can find it..."

Taking out the potion and shaking the liquid inside that looked like the melted Mora, the attendant god Yingzhai raised an eyebrow: "Are you talking about that young fool, Sister Alice? That kid looks smart, a good material for being a spy agent."

"Kaia is indeed a shrewd kid, and a brave one at that."

Alice and the samurai Sakurasai looked at each other, and both suddenly burst into laughter.

"Jiejiejie~~"

"嘤嘤嘤——"

"..."

"Good brother, your smile is not bad at all." Alice frowned slightly.

The samurai Yingzhai raised his finger and shook it: "You don't understand this, right? Your laughter is too common now, and it has no unique characteristics. Routines and conventions are fatal flaws for us."

"You have a point."

After pondering for a moment, Alice nodded in agreement and used her spiritual wisdom to design a new set of evil laughs for herself in a short period of time.

“Ahhhhhhhh~~”

"嘤嘤嘤——"

I often feel happy because I don't fit in with you.

With the unbearable laughter of ghosts ringing in his ears on both sides, Jiuqi Shinobu silently covered his ears, feeling sad about this journey to Mond.

It would be fine if it was only the attendant god Yingsai who tortured people. She had gotten used to it over the past two years. She would feel something was wrong if she missed one day occasionally. But now there were two of them around her, which was a bit beyond her tolerance.

The attendant god Sakurasai called out, "Anin."

"Hahaha……"

"Yeah!"

"嘤嘤嘤~"

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My code name is Daddy Klee.

My real name is a bit difficult to pronounce, so I won’t mention it for now.

This is the name Alice gave to her future lovely daughter. It sounds great, but unfortunately her mother is too difficult to deal with, so I cannot win this battle of love.

This is not a good sign. Alice has been able to hold the title of "the first scourge of Teyvat" for many years, and has still held her position firmly in the face of challenges from countless latecomers. There is no need to mention the basics.

After all, I have fewer means than she does.

A long war will undoubtedly give the side with the most means an advantage.

As the stalemate progressed, some of my disadvantages gradually became apparent.

Originally, we spent the same amount of time in the confinement room, but recently she has been enjoying the Knights of Favonius's luxurious single room a little less than I have, and she always manages to get out before me.

I predict that I will lose in four years.

That would be fine, but Alice actually complained that the war was lasting too long and asked Inazuma for help.

This is good news for me.

Who says only one side can call in a surprise attack?

Hiding in the crowd and looking at Alice indifferently...the servant god Yingzhai beside her, at the arrival of this close friend whom he made through letters, Kelly's father couldn't help but smile brightly.

The circle of people with 'lively' personalities is quite small, and information circulates very quickly. Many people have heard of the sudden rise of the Inazuma Fox. Some people are observing her, while others like to make friends with her.

He happens to be the latter.

"Look, Alice is like a withered bone in a grave, but she is still so proud."

"..."

Coral Palace, who came to deliver the letter, was silent.

The attendant god Yingzai was more cunning than she had expected. He chatted and laughed with the good sister, and secretly contacted the target that he was supposed to deal with together with the good sister, trying to have the best of both worlds.

But what opinion could she have?

When she came, the Lord of the Palace said that as long as the plan could proceed smoothly, he would not pursue the matter that she did not understand anything from the abstract book.

And she also had her own little thoughts. The book had hurt her so deeply that she had to take revenge.

Keli's father smiled and asked, "Does my good brother have anything else for you to bring besides the letter?"

"I'm sorry, Lord Quan Gongsi didn't give me any additional instructions."

"Then don't you have any additional instructions? For example, I want you to buy some things and bring them back, otherwise Alice will get suspicious."

"No."

"Yeah……"

Kelly's father narrowed his eyes.

My good brother, good friend, and good confidant, are you really helping me?

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Teyvat has many strange methods, and there are many ways that allow both parties to communicate without speaking.

"Hehe~ The poor target probably thought you were his spy. Good brother, I'll give you credit for this time."

"Don't forget what you promised me."

"Adventurers are supposed to take on commissions and earn money. As one of the best, how could I possibly delay payment? But, my dear brother, you sold out your confidant. How can I be sure that you are not a spy? On the surface, you are a spy planted by me next to the target, but in fact, you are a spy planted by the target next to me. The so-called spying next to him is actually a cover-up."

"Sister Alice, what you said is really too boring. I swear on my third tail that it is definitely not the target's spy. If it is, my tail will never grow any hair in the future."

"Good brother, why did you swear an oath? I, your sister, naturally believe you. When this matter is over, the reward will be doubled!"

"Thank you, sis."