Genshin Impact: I am the only one who can bring disaster to Teyvat

Chapter 61: Falga: No one understands the romance of Mondstadt people better than me

Falga was surprised. With his own strength, he did not even notice the arrival of the servant god Sakurasai. It was as if the fox suddenly appeared behind him.

Generally speaking, there are only two possibilities. One is that the authority and power bestowed by the gods on his followers have surpassed his well-trained body, and are far superior to the current Mondstadt in terms of strength.

The second possibility is that the samurai Sakurasai was actually behind him from beginning to end. Compared to his sudden action of speaking, he was the one who secretly spoke bad things behind the person's back and was actually the one with bad intentions.

"No, there's no rush. Let's check it out here first, gather some information, and find something else to play with first." The samurai Sakurasai answered nonchalantly, not caring about finding Alice's address.

"If people live too eagerly, they will miss a lot of scenery and people along the way. I happen to have a good memory. If I find that I have missed something interesting in the future, I will definitely roll on the ground with my head in my hands."

The white-haired fox said meaningfully: "If someone had observed carefully, he wouldn't have been embarrassed by the person involved like this. Unfortunately, his careless character destined him to make mistakes."

"I don't think I wasn't paying close attention."

Turning his head to look at the source of the voice of the attendant god Yingzai behind him, Falga looked up and down at the large square tent and sighed, "No one would use a tent to create an isolated space for themselves in a restaurant, even in the free Mondstadt."

"What do you know? I have something important to do, otherwise I would definitely sit here openly. After all, I have done nothing wrong."

The samurai Sakurasai pulled aside the curtain and walked out, showing off his fox ears and tail generously. He enjoyed the hateful gazes of the Mond people in the restaurant, and sat down next to Falga in a provocative manner.

He pointed to his chest and said confidently: "See, even if so many people are looking at me for what they did wrong for me, I still have a clear conscience."

"It's better to sit inside the tent... Nice to meet you. I'm Falga, Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius. If you encounter any troubles, you can tell the Knights of Favonius. May the wind protect you." Muttering something, Falga performed the formal meeting etiquette according to the manual of the Knights of Favonius.

"Miss Sakurasai, I think you are familiar with my name. In fact, I am very happy that you know my name from other places. This is enough to prove that my reputation has spread. Sooner or later... No, perhaps in the hearts of the Knights of Favonius, my troubles have far exceeded those of Alice."

The attendant god Yingsai slowly provoked, "Why else would you be so polite to me? You didn't make such a formal introduction to Alice's nephew."

Albedo kindly reminded: "I have some personal connections with Grand Captain Falga, so there is no need for a formal introduction. Also, Yingzai, you are also the nephew of Ms. Alice."

"No, no, no~ Albedo, you don't know that Alice and I are brother and sister. I didn't want to tell you in order to take care of your feelings, but seeing the current situation, I have no choice but to say it."

"I don't agree that sowing discord can be equated with being forced to do so."

"I think it's okay."

As the saying goes, one speaks the language of the people they know and speaks the language of the ghosts they know. The attendant god Yingzhai spoke the language of his own race when facing two people who were not foxes: "嘤嘤嘤嘤——"

"Even in the cultural language of foxes, the two are not equated."

Farga was shocked: "Can you understand fox language?"

"No, I just made some guesses. Ms. Alice once used her fabricated elven culture and language to try to instill evil ideas into me. I think the same is true for what Sakurasai said just now." Albedo shook his head.

Falgar's expression was even more surprised, mixed with a hint of anger. He asked in disbelief, "Are you saying that Alice made up the elven culture and language?"

Abedo nodded.

"Damn you, Alice. I will use the authority of the Grand Master to remove her special confinement room. She will no longer have the chance to have a warm and comfortable confinement room! What do you mean you are planning to have a baby? What do you mean you will be busy after giving birth? Why do you want me, a reliable Grand Master, to teach the child elf culture?"

Thinking of the elven culture and language that he had painstakingly memorized in the past two months, veins popped up on Falga's forehead. He gritted his teeth and said, "This is all a scam! I should have thought of it earlier. She hasn't even found her other half yet. She's been single longer than I have. How could she have an elven child?"

"The thing about the elf child is that Ms. Alice didn't lie. We can already tell from the stars that the child is related to Ms. Alice's bloodline. However, the child will not be born until ten years later."

"Does it matter what the elf child is?"

"of course not."

Albedo doesn't often interact with people, and he didn't understand the hidden metaphor in Falga's words just now. In order to prevent his friend from making mistakes, the considerate samurai Sakurasai appeared at the right time to explain.

"In fact, what really makes Grand Captain Falga sad is that even someone with Alice's personality can find a partner, but he, as a brave, strong, tall, well-paid, and powerful man, is still single."

"Alas, seeing all his friends getting married and starting careers, even the troublemaker is about to find his other half, but he is still alone. This makes Farga doubt his own charm. He looks at the mirror late at night, stamps his feet, cries, and rolls on the ground..."

"His ugly appearance was exposed in front of the speechless dead creature, and his sadness flowed like a river. Who could understand the pressure that he, the Grand Commander of Mondstadt, who carries the entire Mondstadt on his shoulders, must bear every day?"

"He was hesitant and confused before, but he couldn't show it. A Grand Master should be confident and relaxed. He shouldn't show any anxiety when facing the crowd. They know that Mondstadt is as peaceful as ever."

"Putting on women's clothes late at night is his only way to relieve stress..."

"Sakurazai, I haven't asked you what you are doing in the restaurant yet." Albedo, who was truly considerate, quickly interrupted the impromptu recitation of the God of Servant Sakurazai.

Farga lowered his head and remained silent, wondering if the pressure he was under on a daily basis was so great?

Reluctantly ending the recitation, the fox tail swung, and the attendant god Yingsai said proudly: "I am now helping a pair of lovers who don't know how to get along with each other. The way they get along is too rigid and not romantic at all."

"Mond people?" Falga, who was sure that he was under some pressure if Alice was included, frowned and asked.

"Mond."

"Then you're helping the wrong person. How can a Mondstadt person not understand romance?"

An "Alice man" like the samurai Sakurasai would never help without reason. Farga understood this principle too well. He could even imagine how uneasy the poor couple felt sitting in the tent.

In order to fulfill his duty as Grand Master and help everyone in need, Falga smiled.

"Frederica Gunnhild is a titled knight of our Knights. She became a knight a few years later than me. She used to be a member of my team. She and I are comrades who have experienced life and death together."

"She has a very traditional and old-fashioned personality. She was very strict with herself even when she was in the countryside. I thought it would take her many years to find a lover, but who would have thought that she would be the first one of our generation to find her other half?"

There seemed to be the sound of dishes colliding violently. Falga glanced around casually and continued, "The encounter between the knight and the great adventurer took place in the ward of the West Wind Church. It was a very traditional and romantic story... Ahem, I won't tell you the details."

"Anyway, you should know that even a knight like Frey, who has absolutely nothing to do with romance, can express his passionate love in a different way after falling in love. Unfortunately, it is only limited to private moments when no one is around."

Reminiscing about the past, Farga sighed, "I still remember that we were still worried about Frey. Adventurers are undoubtedly a free group. Even if Simon is willing to stop being an adventurer for her, how many loves can last long?"

"If we hadn't accidentally caught them confessing their love to each other, we... ahem, we can't tell you this. Anyway, you should know that there is no Mondstadt person who doesn't understand romance."

"Oh~~" The samurai Sakurasai narrowed his eyes and nodded.

He invited enthusiastically: "Grand Captain Falga, thank you for the additional knowledge you provided me. It seems that I had a preconceived notion that this couple did not understand love. I have caused them trouble and I feel really bad about it, but I don't know how to apologize. Could you please come with me to the tent and teach me?"

Falga waved his hand generously: "Small problem."

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